03-17-2010, 08:48 PM
I saw this joke and it made me think what a great Joe stunt it would make.
It's assumed that the show ran into some trouble with the police after "Can you help me with these handcuffs?" If they'd like to one-up it, this might be a good way to do it:
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A guy is doing about 100 MPH on the interstate.
He gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop says, "How come you were driving so fast?"
"Well officer, I was trying to deliver 2 kilos of weed."
"The stunned officer, says, "Two kilos of weed? You got anything else in that car I should know about?"
The driver says, "Yes officer, I have a couple of automatic weapons in the back seat. Oh yeah, a dead body in the trunk too."
The officer freaks out and tells the drive to stay put, while he runs back to the patrol car and calls for backup.
Soon about 5 more patrol cars show up at the scene, along with the chief of police. They do a thorough search of the car, but turn up nothing....No weed, no guns...no dead body.
The chief asks the driver what the heck is going on.
The driver replies, "I don't know why that officer is trying to accuse me of all of that stuff."
"I bet he tries to say I was speeding too!"
It's assumed that the show ran into some trouble with the police after "Can you help me with these handcuffs?" If they'd like to one-up it, this might be a good way to do it:
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A guy is doing about 100 MPH on the interstate.
He gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop says, "How come you were driving so fast?"
"Well officer, I was trying to deliver 2 kilos of weed."
"The stunned officer, says, "Two kilos of weed? You got anything else in that car I should know about?"
The driver says, "Yes officer, I have a couple of automatic weapons in the back seat. Oh yeah, a dead body in the trunk too."
The officer freaks out and tells the drive to stay put, while he runs back to the patrol car and calls for backup.
Soon about 5 more patrol cars show up at the scene, along with the chief of police. They do a thorough search of the car, but turn up nothing....No weed, no guns...no dead body.
The chief asks the driver what the heck is going on.
The driver replies, "I don't know why that officer is trying to accuse me of all of that stuff."
"I bet he tries to say I was speeding too!"
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