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12-18-2008, 01:10 PM
That almost looks like Howie.
Hey Howie, what happened at band camp?  Edit: Dammit Howie, I said almost . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-18-2008, 01:29 PM
actually....i went to a 2 week band camp......:
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 01:33 PM
elranito Wrote:... you couldn't read music and you were 1st chair? Were there any other tromboners? If so I hope they were ashamed of themselves... at one point 5 other 'tromboners', they were not ashamed as often times i had close competion for the pole position (  )thats about what I did...i have a decent ear for music. and could 'read' the music enough to know what octive i needed to be in, and the length of the note...so i couldn't site read for shit but once i had the tune in my head i was golden. let's make fun of someone else shall we? medicron...how often do you actually get to drive that wambulance?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 03:03 PM
I played the Violin for 5 years and three years of it in the school orchestra, and still can't read music. I learn everything by ear, even when singing.
I was last chair in the orchestra, but because of my abilities, but beacuse I couldn't stay out of trouble. Kind of class clown. 
12-18-2008, 03:22 PM
sunshyne, I'm the same way! I played violin for 7 years and I can read the music, but I can't recite any of the scales, minors, flats, I don't care for that, I do it by ear as well.
12-18-2008, 03:33 PM
I learned Suzuki method, which basically you learn by ear, then learn to read it later. Not really a good method if you wanted to play in the Disney Orchestra when you were 12
12-18-2008, 03:46 PM
I have used a shotgun to:
shoot holes in a van that was bought for parts. shoot holes in an old kitchen stove shoot up an old toilet I have peed on electric fences. I have ridden motorcycles shirtless
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 04:30 PM
you are Such a rebel!
did you get the "wizzbang" thing going for ya when you peed on the fences?
12-18-2008, 04:30 PM
it gave me a 'glow worm'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 04:45 PM
when i wear socks for an extended period of time a weird sensation happens...feels like static cling on my leg hair.
worse feeling ever....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-18-2008, 04:59 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:worse feeling ever.... Is that like the worst feeling ever, but different? I like the new avatar; the moving ones Eff with my head
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
12-18-2008, 07:50 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:I like the new avatar; the moving ones eff with my head Amen!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-18-2008, 07:52 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I have used a shotgun to: Along with two other friends, I cut down a large dead tree with bullets. 
12-18-2008, 10:05 PM
Right when me and my brother were starting to get to that point where we could start to be trusted home alone, my parents went out for a few hours. When they got back they found a wall full of holes where we had practiced our knife throwing skills in the living room. We weren't trusted to stay home for a long time after that, needless to say.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-19-2008, 11:39 AM
LOL my last boyfriend before my dear husband was Howie Feltersnatch
12-19-2008, 11:46 AM
My brother and I warped the fridge door, over jello jigglers. Mom refused to pay money to get it fixed, so she went out bought a padlock latch set, and padlocked the fridge back to being shut right.
12-19-2008, 11:53 AM
boizalynne Wrote:I effing hate doing the dishes Who really likes doing the dishes ?
12-19-2008, 11:54 AM
dingdongyo Wrote:a bean bag chair once stabbed me in the knee. How does that happen? 
12-19-2008, 11:58 AM
lokizilla Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:a bean bag chair once stabbed me in the knee. stupid effing zipper
12-19-2008, 11:58 AM
lokizilla Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:I effing hate doing the dishes My Dad did. The hot water soothed the pain in his hands.
12-19-2008, 12:00 PM
jus' P Wrote:lokizilla Wrote:Who really likes doing the dishes ? Sounds logical. I need to try that next time if I have that happen again.
12-19-2008, 12:00 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:lokizilla Wrote:How does that happen? Zipper attacks....wow
12-19-2008, 12:01 PM
boizalynne Wrote:LOL my last boyfriend before my dear husband was Howie Feltersnatch Holy ess!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-19-2008, 12:46 PM
boizalynne Wrote:LOL my last boyfriend before my dear husband was Howie Feltersnatch you'll lie about anything to get attention... : you better not be going through my trash again
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-19-2008, 12:52 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:LOL my last boyfriend before my dear husband was Howie Feltersnatch Shush your mouth!!! You should be THRILLED to have me on your teenage been-there list!!! I know I would be, I was damn hot!!! We were innocent enough... what kind of trouble can 16 year olds get into anyway? And don't leave your trash out if you don't want people rifiling though it... it becomes public property as soon as it hits the curb... 
12-19-2008, 01:57 PM
boizalynne Wrote:LOL my last boyfriend before my dear husband was Howie Feltersnatch I want details.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-19-2008, 02:02 PM
Admin Wrote:I want details. how 'bout no If biff wants to know about my rockin' body he can get details via PM
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-19-2008, 02:05 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:I want details. Better!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-19-2008, 02:17 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:ask him if that's how she practiced playing the fluteAdmin Wrote:I want details.
12-19-2008, 02:23 PM
I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information....
12-19-2008, 02:25 PM
boizalynne Wrote:I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information.... it turned into a men's locker room pretty quickly didn't it....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-19-2008, 02:28 PM
boizalynne Wrote:I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information.... Not if it results in a good old fashioned Howie bashing!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-19-2008, 02:33 PM
Admin Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information.... Why would you bash me for having dated your fantasy girl? I thought you said boizalynne was in your spank bank. 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-19-2008, 02:34 PM
boizalynne Wrote:I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information....so how far could he make it through the 1812 overture?
12-19-2008, 02:37 PM
Admin Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:I realize now that I have made a mistake by disclosing this information.... But don't you see how I have inadvertently pulled myself into this round of Howie bashing...
12-19-2008, 02:44 PM
boizalynne Wrote:Admin Wrote:Not if it results in a good old fashioned Howie bashing! i can take it...i'm a big boy
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
12-19-2008, 02:46 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right, I am sure you can... but are you being asked flute-associated sexual innuendo questions? I don't think so!boizalynne Wrote:But don't you see how I have inadvertently pulled myself into this round of Howie bashing... |
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