09-11-2008, 02:09 PM
Why are you always late and constantly bumping into things ?
No food or beverages allowed in the lab.
No food or beverages allowed in the lab.
Wowie Groovie !
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09-12-2008, 09:26 AM
Why do you spit before tossing salad?
That wasn't me, it was my dog Jimmy.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-12-2008, 09:34 AM
Who did this to your homework?
Seven tons of fun.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-12-2008, 09:40 AM
What do you call the MSU cheerleading squad?
What did you expect officer?
09-12-2008, 09:50 AM
Didn't you know he always gets physical when he's drinking?
Thank God it's Friday!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-12-2008, 09:55 AM
Don't you hate work?
Can't stop, addicted to the shindig
09-12-2008, 10:52 AM
Why don't you stop fooling around and get to work?
A cool breeze out by the ocean.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 12:04 PM
What did Zane's wife discover on their wedding night?
Poncho Gonzalez
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-12-2008, 12:15 PM
How would you describe Zane's wifes reaction to potthole's comment?
In a little dive outside of Houston.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-12-2008, 12:19 PM
Where did you get crowned Queen of Whore Island?
I found it on the floor next to that bear trap.
09-12-2008, 01:27 PM
What ever happenned to lefties arm?
How many times can on eperson walk by my office?
09-12-2008, 01:34 PM
How many posts have you made today?
A chimichanga and some cheese sauce.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 01:37 PM
Queenie Wrote:How many posts have you made today? So far 30. Yes I am that bored. This place won't let us do anything that will help the company's progress because it may cost a nickel. Therefore, I just sit and look for a new job and post.
09-12-2008, 03:24 PM
Queenie Wrote:How many posts have you made today? How did you entice those two Mexicans to put the roof on twice as fast? Because it always gets tangled up in the English Ivey before you take it into town. 
09-13-2008, 04:36 AM
Why are the Holiday Lights still up?
Well that's life, you just gotta roll with the hand you're delt.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-13-2008, 07:57 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Mmph... Oo goda mamkim? Ive read this 4 times and it made me laugh each time well done !
Wowie Groovie !
09-13-2008, 08:03 AM
jaydethespaz Wrote:Why are the Holiday Lights still up? What do you say when a helicopter crashes into your house because the slugs are very abundant and cranky
Wowie Groovie !
09-14-2008, 08:23 PM
What happens when FBHW, Zane and Joe suddenly declare that they're single again ?
Advertising and integrated brand promotion.
Wowie Groovie !
09-14-2008, 08:36 PM
What are the George Foreman Grill commercials?
Well that wasn't what I was expecting.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-14-2008, 09:30 PM
What did my prom date say after the prom ?
The battery was bad and I had to buy a new one.
Wowie Groovie !
09-15-2008, 09:21 AM
where did you pick up your prom date?
The present that keeps giving
09-15-2008, 09:39 AM
Did you say you got me a membership to the Fruit of the Month Club?
Sunshine on my shoulder.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-15-2008, 12:02 PM
What is that strange warm feeling?
No. It has to be pink. It tastes better when it is pink.
09-15-2008, 12:30 PM
(very inapropriate joke ahead, not for the faint of heart. As a matter of fact don't read the question, just read the answer.)
Do you like suckin black d? I'm a horrible person...
09-15-2008, 12:33 PM
What's wrong with Dr. Stupid?
One a day will keep you healthy.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-15-2008, 01:34 PM
Damn, am I one dumb son of a bitch or what?
Let's just focus on what's in front of us.
09-15-2008, 01:40 PM
airhornahole Wrote:Damn, am I one dumb son of a bitch or what? EXALT!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-15-2008, 02:56 PM
airhornahole Wrote:Damn, am I one dumb son of a bitch or what? Is that titan behind us with his pants off? It made it interesting!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-15-2008, 02:57 PM
What is Queenie's opinion of enemas?
That didn't turn out like I expected.....
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-15-2008, 03:56 PM
Was that supposed to be amateur porn?
In my opinion, that's the best way to get it.
09-15-2008, 04:31 PM
Should we go in the out door?
Nothing is as it seems.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-16-2008, 06:34 AM
you are a woman, right?
trust me, i went to college.
09-16-2008, 06:36 AM
Are you that big of a moron?
They are the biggest I've ever seen.
09-16-2008, 07:35 AM
Are those zits on your face?
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