Post an Obscure Fact about yourself

[doktor]

My opinion is the only valid one.

Only when you're talking to yourself.

Or anyone else.

[krystal]

I don't want to contemplate how much you enjoyed yourself.

[krystal]

Please tell me you're a teenager, because that is the only way to explain you.

[doktor]

I'm not.

[krystal]

I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwear

[doktor]

I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.

What difference does it make?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I'm sorry. I was seriously hoping you were.

What difference does it make?

date night...

[krystal]

I was thinking maturity and intelligence. I felt like I was talking to a high school boy. I was hoping it was an age thing rather than a that's-just-how-he-is thing. And god knows I shouldn't really be one to cast stones.

[doktor]

No I think it's funny when someone tells me because a review is bad, means the film/game was bad. Seriously. This goes for music too. It's like rude language please I'll see for myself.

[dumberthanzane]

Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwear

I never wear panties

[mainerliser]

the last two times i've been spanked were by a 60+ year old and a 15 year old.

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i forgot the 4 year old in between them.

I'm disturbed by this.....

[Queenie]

Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwear

I never wear panties

You wouldn't . . .

[dumberthanzane]

What is wrong with that Queenie?

[dingdongyo]

on jan 1, 1990, i cried like a bitch because i "wanted to go back to the 80's"

the last two times i've been spanked were by a 60+ year old and a 15 year old.

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i forgot the 4 year old in between them.

I'm disturbed by this.....

your dancing chicken entertains me to no end. sorry i didn't return the favor.

[mainerliser]

on jan 1, 1990, i cried like a bitch because i "wanted to go back to the 80's"

I'm disturbed by this.....

your dancing chicken entertains me to no end. sorry i didn't return the favor.

That's my job! I'm here for your entertainment!!

I'm dumb this morning!

[Allyson]

Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintstones Chewables.

Thanks Becky.

[beckyp]

Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintsones Chewables.

Flintsones? i know of Flintstones but this "Flintsones" of which you speak......

it's ok, your little fingers must get stuck in between the spaces of the keys. you're adorable.

[Allyson]

Big girl vitamins are too big for me so I take Flintsones Chewables.

Flintsones? i know of Flintstones but this "Flintsones" of which you speak......

it's ok, your little fingers must get stuck in between the spaces of the keys. you're adorable.

I hate/love you.

[krystal]

I don't know how to ride a bike. I can ice skate and walk on stilts, but the bike defeats me.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room.

After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.

[Queenie]

I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room.

After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.

Post the picture . . . you have to . . . it's show code.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I once had an allergic reaction to corn...growing in the field (i was out there for work). Pollen made it's way into my eyes and my eyes swelled shut. They were swollen to the point that the sclera (white part) was wrapping around the iris (colored part) and it looked like my eyes were going to pop. I made my wife take a picture before we went to the emergency room.

After they pumped me full of anti-histamines er whatever my eyes were discharging so much puss/goo/whatever that I looked like RockMonster finishing his most recent gay porno.

Post the picture . . . you have to . . . it's show code.

it's really blurry because my wife didn't want to photograph it but i insisted. my vision was so blurry that i couldn't see myself in the mirror and i told her i wasn't going to the ER until she took the picture so that I could see how bad it was.






you can see the overlappage in my right eye

[Rock Monster]

Howie,
You said it wouldn't be gay I were on top. You said that you were the gay one, since you were on bottom, and watching that video of Biff.


... I still don't know why you threw that icing on my face, and told me to look at the camera.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Howie,
You said it wouldn't be gay I were on top. You said that you were the gay one, since you were on bottom, and watching that video of Biff.


... I still don't know why you threw that icing on my face, and told me to look at the camera.

i read a t-shirt that says it's not gay if i beat you up afterwards

[-Jiggy-]

Why do I suddenly feel as if I'm being possesed?

[Rock Monster]

Howie,
You said it wouldn't be gay I were on top. You said that you were the gay one, since you were on bottom, and watching that video of Biff.


... I still don't know why you threw that icing on my face, and told me to look at the camera.

i read a t-shirt that says it's not gay if i beat you up afterwards

Oh, you sure beat me... not up though.... ???

[Queenie]

Post the picture . . . you have to . . . it's show code.

it's really blurry because my wife didn't want to photograph it but i insisted. my vision was so blurry that i couldn't see myself in the mirror and i told her i wasn't going to the ER until she took the picture so that I could see how bad it was.



you can see the overlappage in my right eye

Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!!

[Mark the Valet]

Hey guys what's going on in this top- HHHURRGHPHLHLLLL

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!!

no, i'm an attention whore

[Rock Monster]

Ok, take the picture down . . . oh my gosh . . . bless your heart!!

no, i'm an attention whore

Hey, you and Jo have something in common.... minus the attention thingy....

[dumberthanzane]

no, i'm an attention whore

Hey, you and Jo have something in common.... minus the attention thingy....

I can't believe you said that!

[potthole]

Chicks dig me 'cause i rarely wear underwear

I never wear panties

Those dang leg holes are too confusing to figure out, eh?

[Queenie]

I never wear panties

Those dang leg holes are too confusing to figure out, eh?

ZING!! +1

[Rock Monster]

Hey, you and Jo have something in common.... minus the attention thingy....

I can't believe you said that!

If you were a male (or possibly female) in the West Michigan area, you would believe it!!

[dino]

I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.

It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.

[Rock Monster]

I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.

It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.

Did you tell them the actual reason why, or just use the "I'm sick" excuse.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.

It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.

tooth paste burns your eyes too!

[dino]

I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.

It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.

Did you tell them the actual reason why, or just use the "I'm sick" excuse.

Hell no I didn't tell them the real reason! Just said I was wouldn't be able to come in that day.....they don't need to know how much of a jack ass I was (doesn't look good when the safety guy injures himself and can't work)

[dino]

I once accidentally poked myself in the eye with a tooth brush. Slippery little buggers.

It got all red and nasty.....had to miss a day of work cause I couldn't see.

tooth paste burns your eyes too!

Sounds like that came from experience!

yes it burns like a mo' fo'