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Because it's Anti-American Wink

How much will it take to get one of you to pose nude?
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potthole Wrote:Because it's Anti-American Wink

How much will it take to get one of you to pose nude?

More money than you have titan err... potthole.


Why do the Lions suck so much ass?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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They enjoy the taste.

What's this button do?
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Turns the ass vibrator on.


How does this thingy here work?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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Just tug on it a few times.

What's that beeping noise?
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Battries are low on the vibrator.

Why does my ass hurt?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Rock Monster Wrote:Why does my ass hurt?

Battries are low on the vibrator.


Why does it smell like sulfur in here?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Excuse Me.

Why won't it rain?
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Because the the rain took a vacation.


Why do the batteries on the vibrator are ALWAYS dead when I go to use it dear?
(asks the wife to the husband)
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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I don't know, but my bowels sure are clear. (Says the husband)

How long is too long?
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nothing is too long or short as long as it's wide enough to satisfy! Wink

What is the only other animal in the world that has sex for fun? (besides humans)
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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the land mammal, uh dolphin

when can I go home?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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right now if you want.

Do i have to touch that?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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Just the tip.

Have you ever seen a woman with hairy nipples?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Yes, actually. It's pretty scary.

What's the best cell phone network?
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The kind with a string and a can on each end.

Running with the devil.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Is a good Van Halen song, but you never really asked a question.

Why didn't Queenie ask a question? Wink
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[drop]i'm stupid[/drop]

Did potthole have a good birthday??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Yes, unless he didn't get some.

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Kansas is just around the corner and Damn it! That's your seat Toto.

How many more hours do I have to look like I am working?
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Just as many as I do.

Is the board going to be slow today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Going to be? already is.

Weekend plans?
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Ballgame, possible fish fry, birthday celebration and the UT game (woot woot)

Do you like midgets?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I love them. Especially when pan fried in a butter sauce.

Do you run or walk?
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as little as possible

What are you doing for the holiday weekend?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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(thinking I already answered this . . . oh well)

Ballgame, possible fish fry, birthday celebration and the UT game (woot woot)

Lotion or oil?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Oil, I guess...

Who thinks I'm retarded for repeating a question?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Me me me!!! Tongue

Where is Plungee?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Probably on a date.

Will poopie come back?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Only God knows.

Who is Plungee with if I am here??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I'm guessing that hussy chick, or nurse. They're both slutty.

Why does everyone hate U of M so much?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Because they are jealous.

peanut butter or cheese with crackers?
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Cheese!! (eating that right now!!)

Coke or pepsi?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Coke.

Chinese ro Mexican.
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I like them both, but if I had to choose, I'd go with Mexican (not much into cats)

ZZ Top or Doobie Brothers?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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ZZ!

Rolling Stones or old Aerosmith?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Aerosmith

Mama kin or You Leave me Cryin'?
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Mama Kin (btw it's You See Me Cryin)

Rolling Stones or The Kinks?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Kinks (brain cramp on the See me cryin')

You Really Got Me ( Van Halen or Kinks)
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Van Halen, duh

shirts or skins?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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