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A question for my answer
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08-29-2008, 09:13 AM
Where are 2 places Hank Hill didn't work and one that he did?
A bottle of water and some vitamins.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-29-2008, 10:37 AM
now lets review: if anyone asks you about the big black d you found on my nightstand, what do you tell them you saw?
the chicken is sticky and the floor is not clean.
08-29-2008, 10:46 AM
Why don't you want to go to the Chinese restaurant?
a football and 3 gloves.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-29-2008, 10:48 AM
What did they find during your colonoscopy?
I think a flat head and adjustable wrench will do the trick.
08-29-2008, 10:51 AM
How are we going to fix the biscuits?
Absolutely gorgeous and twice as nice.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-29-2008, 11:42 AM
How would you describe my wife?
Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad. 
08-29-2008, 11:45 AM
Quote:Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad What are the best elements for a really smelly BM? If "if's and but's" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-29-2008, 11:59 AM
Is titan going to have a Merry Christmas?
Put a few olives on it, see if that works.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-29-2008, 12:42 PM
I can't feel you inside of me, what do I do?
She ate the toe jam!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-29-2008, 12:52 PM
What is in Nurses' teeth?
Over the highest mountain and through the valley.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-29-2008, 01:43 PM
How do you get to the promised land?
She just won't quit coughing. 
08-29-2008, 05:31 PM
Who did she suck on?
That is the smallest thing i have ever seen.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
08-30-2008, 08:15 AM
The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.
Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ? 4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.
Wowie Groovie !
08-30-2008, 10:27 PM
Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store. I'm lost here.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
08-31-2008, 07:10 PM
jaydethespaz Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store. Me too sister. I think I didn't see a page jump somewhere. I fail
Wowie Groovie !
08-31-2008, 07:12 PM
jaydethespaz Wrote:Who did she suck on? What did Queen say to Plunger on their first date ? Mac and PC? Republican or Democrat ? I demand a 3rd choice dammit all !
Wowie Groovie !
09-01-2008, 01:10 AM
Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?
I think the left one is bigger.
09-01-2008, 11:39 AM
motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no? You weren't here for orientation were you ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-01-2008, 09:25 PM
Titan ! Wrote:motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no? (makes sense to me) why the hell do you keep drifting left when you walk? it's my strategy. not pretty, but it gets the job done.
09-02-2008, 04:51 AM
Guns, rat poison and a 4 dollar whore ?
substance abuse, repeated sexual conquests, and 37 people in star wars costumes.
Wowie Groovie !
09-02-2008, 01:07 PM
What's pubeface's dream date?
Twice, but the one time wasn't my fault. 
09-02-2008, 01:26 PM
How many times have you been busted, pants down, with a National Geographic open to pictures of elephants?
Titan's three pronged answers.
09-02-2008, 01:59 PM
Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore?
It's reversable!
09-02-2008, 04:43 PM
burnking Wrote:Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore? Quick! Misspell "reversible"!!!! My mom did, once.
09-02-2008, 05:25 PM
Ever regret having kids?
the first one is free but the second really costs you.
09-02-2008, 08:12 PM
the first one is free but the second really costs you.
What's the price of A swift kick in the jimmies by Nurse in her shiny red stilettos ? Amway Global's new line of feminine personal pleasure products.
Wowie Groovie !
09-02-2008, 09:40 PM
What are titan's favorite products to dream about using?
Guinness and Maker's Mark.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-03-2008, 07:40 AM
(well duh )
Guinness and Maker's Mark. What is there nothing better than. Because Queen smells like extra sharp cheddar that's been sitting in a swamp for 7 days
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 08:25 AM
why do i crave stale cheez-its?
i refuse to dignify that with a response.
09-03-2008, 11:33 AM
Why did titan choose his stupid ass post before yours?
7 new voice mails.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-03-2008, 12:55 PM
What did queen discover while waiting for the results from her latest herpes test ?
How's about a lil soup
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 12:56 PM
(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face)
wanna go have a drink with me sometime?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-03-2008, 01:12 PM
Uh . . . no, I'm trying to quit??
Where are you going?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-03-2008, 01:14 PM
jaydethespaz Wrote:(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face) Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha.
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 08:33 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha. What do you mean I don't make sense? I prefer a ceiling fan.
09-03-2008, 09:33 PM
What is your favorite form of self-gratification?
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually a train.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-04-2008, 06:33 AM
Are we getting close to the promised land?
Actually, I just want to sit and enjoy a cold beer.
09-04-2008, 07:57 AM
want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?
not for a while, i have a rash.
09-04-2008, 08:05 AM
want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?
Smell-a-vision TV
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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