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10-01-2008, 01:27 PM
How do ya like yer taters?
A cell phone that actually works.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-01-2008, 04:25 PM
What are you not likely to find in Titan's bottom?
You should see my knuckles! 
10-01-2008, 06:51 PM
Is that hair on your palms?
Holy s my ass is on fire 
10-01-2008, 07:45 PM
What did I say the first and last time I dranka 12er of Miller High Life ?
Why the hell would I stick a working cell phone up my ass ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-02-2008, 06:29 AM
Hey Titan, you want to be in the next Jackass movie?
I thought is was the yellow brick road.
10-02-2008, 08:06 AM
What is the secret phrase to get into your Wizard of Oz LARP sex club ?
It's too damn cold to be only October 2nd.
Wowie Groovie !
10-02-2008, 10:56 AM
You suck what through a straw with your ars?
Jack & coke on the rocks.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-02-2008, 11:17 AM
What stripper and drug do you need from Chipndales?
You're blowing my mind.
10-02-2008, 11:36 AM
What did Dr. Stupid say to the $2 hooker in the hood this morning?
It's almost 12:00 already.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-02-2008, 12:10 PM
Is it too early for that Jack and Coke ?
Dont cross the streams.
Wowie Groovie !
10-02-2008, 12:20 PM
Are those people peeing?
Franz Litz's Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
10-02-2008, 01:46 PM
What's the background music when Biff and Potthole have a nice night of sweet man love ?
Taco Bell's Volcano Taco !
Wowie Groovie !
10-02-2008, 01:48 PM
What will you be screaming later when you go to the bathroom?
1:45 and counting.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-02-2008, 01:49 PM
How many times has Dino masturbated today ?
Priority mail, and a green light on my cel phone.
Wowie Groovie !
10-02-2008, 02:03 PM
How do I know if you are with a john?
Gastrointestinal duress
10-02-2008, 02:14 PM
Didn't we already discuss titan and his eating a taco bell volcano taco?
The beach, a hammock and a margarita.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
10-02-2008, 02:31 PM
What are three things queenie needs to rule her island?
damn i need a stiff drink after that lousy-ness
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
10-02-2008, 02:43 PM
What does Titan's date say in the morning?
That candybar was good
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-02-2008, 02:47 PM
Have you been stealing from the company snack bar again?
I'm almost out of here today.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-02-2008, 03:41 PM
Why is Queenie so excited?
I was wishing it would happen.
10-02-2008, 04:21 PM
Isn't homecoming tonight?
You will have to work tomorrow too.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-02-2008, 04:34 PM
What did Howie's _________ say to him after he _________'d him in the _________ ?
Sometimes I shit brilliance.
Wowie Groovie !
10-03-2008, 07:17 AM
What the hell smells like a bloated moose carcass that just exploded in the heat?
Well golly maverick, I think I mavericked out on maverick.
10-03-2008, 09:37 AM
Did you watch the debate ?
I think Stephen King gave that a try but decided it was too stupid.
Wowie Groovie !
10-03-2008, 09:39 AM
Why doesn't someone make a movie about super secret agent squirrels?
I don't think I want to do this.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-03-2008, 09:43 AM
What was my prom date's opening line ?
The Traverse City Cherry coffee is almost done.
Wowie Groovie !
10-03-2008, 09:47 AM
why'd you serve me cherry coca-cola?
if you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball.
10-03-2008, 09:50 AM
On what grounds can you compare a wrench to a question?
Please don't bring that up in public.
That's what she said.
10-03-2008, 10:21 AM
What's that big wet spot on the front of your pants?
I said lift the piano through the window.
10-03-2008, 10:41 AM
What is all that debris on the sidewalk?
Running through the office.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-03-2008, 11:10 AM
Where is the deaf greased up naked man?
Hobo costumes
10-03-2008, 11:52 AM
Sitting outside the lunchroom, what did a friend of mine and I use to get funds to pay for my senior trip to Panama City in High school.
Because I was soooooo thirsty.
10-03-2008, 01:34 PM
Why is my toilet always dry ?
I'm an outlaw baby, can't tame me.
Wowie Groovie !
10-03-2008, 01:52 PM
Why do you keep showing up on "The Pedo-Files" show?
A long relaxing weekend.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-03-2008, 03:20 PM
Why are all the women stocking up on batteries?
You need to pray like you've never prayed before.
10-03-2008, 03:45 PM
Are we going to live through this?
THe clock on the wall says 3:00...Last call for alcohol. |
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