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		I took my wife to see Titanic in the theater. When the title flashed on the screen, I turned to her and completely dead-panned the following:
"That is the biggest tit I've ever seen in my life."
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Titan !  Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I took my wife to see Titan in the theater. When he flashed us  on the screen, I turned to her and completely dead-panned the following:
"That is the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life."
I'm glad I could make your day.
I don't if you made fistors day, but you made mine.   lol +1
	
 
	
	
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