Let's see you

[landmammaldolphin]

Nahhhh...if someone has to have it, I'd rather it be her.

[sunshyne]

babies are miracles, so cute!

[landmammaldolphin]

She's amazing! I never knew parenthood would be so great...it's 10,000 times better than I ever could have imagined.

[plungerhand]

don't act like it's your first....

first visual? no, people say awkward things on this message board all the time.

No, first time you've pictured Bif nude. It's ok, we all have..

[plungerhand]

She's amazing! I never knew parenthood would be so great...it's 10,000 times better than I ever could have imagined.

Must be your first...

j/k, It can be the most wonderful thing in the world, and the most heart breaking. Good Luck!!!!

Beer helps!(you not the child)

[Titan!]

first visual? no, people say awkward things on this message board all the time.

No, first time you've pictured Bif nude. It's ok, we all have..

We have ? Why wasn't I informed. Dammit, you guys leave me out of all the fun stuff.

[Queenie]

No, first time you've pictured Bif nude. It's ok, we all have..

We have ? Why wasn't I informed. Dammit, you guys leave me out of all the fun stuff.

It was only for people who had seen Gone With the Wind . . . I missed out too.

[Biff]

Somewhere at home I have a picture of me in this pose:



If I can find it I will post it because it would be show code.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

We'll go ahead and skip that one.

[Titan!]

Biff, that reminds me.....





You know you want it.

[dino]

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/UL26gI_TqWI&hl=en[/flash]

[fistor!@#]

I don't know what the hell just happened.

[dino]

I don't know what the hell just happened.

Your life just flashed before your eyes, got dizzy, fell over and puked up your lunch.

I know that's what just happened to me

[Biff]

If you can picture Ace Ventura in the shower after realizing that Lois was in fact a man, you'd be very close to seeing what is going on in my brain right now.

[Queenie]

I don't know what the hell just happened.

Your life just flashed before your eyes, got dizzy, fell over and puked up your lunch.

I know that's what just happened to me

Ditto . . .


titan you owe me $5 for lunch

[Titan!]

That was for a class project last year, and the scary part is that mine wasn't even the most deviant. I was pretty middle of the road on this one.

But you go on ahead and take yourselves a gooood long look. You know you want me.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Titan. That pic is too funny. I'm curious as to whether you were worried about someone showing up when you portrayed your second persona in this pic?

[Titan!]

I was a little nervous, it's a public parking garage, and there's a sidewalk not too far way, but I kept the door closed until I had my shorts around my ankles and waited until I knew no one was around. I had the door open for about 5 seconds total.

[landmammaldolphin]

That poor seat. I could have gone my whole life without seeing that and died a happy man...that's all shot to hell now.

[Titan!]

I deserve a title for this Biff.

Master of show code.

Or

King of Awesome.

Whichever.

[Biff]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[Titan!]

Fat F with a tiny .... ? tiny what ?

[Allyson]

MEMBER

[Queenie]

. . . is online

[Titan!]

You fail Biff.

That photo is the equivelant of Zane's Mr. 10 video.

Board code !

[airhornahole]

Biff, effin awesome.

Titan, You have some balls posting that. I am very glad they're not visible, but hat's off to you man.

[dino]

You fail Biff.

That photo is the equivelant of Zane's Mr. 10 video.

Board code !

So does that mean that you're going to get a tattoo that says "Fat F with a tiny member" on your arm and show everyone who asks about it?

[potthole]

Good Lord, titan! That's not balls for posting the photo, that's just a lack of self respect!

[Titan!]

Fat F with a tiny member is online ?

Is that supposed to make sense ?

[beckyp]

Fat F with a tiny member is online ?

Is that supposed to make sense ?

if you had a sense of humor like the rest of us, it would.

but then you wouldn't be you and that'd be just......terrible. wait, is terrible the right word?

[dingdongyo]

Biff, that reminds me.....


(***took out the picture, we don't need to see it again***)


You know you want it.

is titan #5 fondling himself to an etch-a-sketch?

[Titan!]

That would be a Little Ceasar's pizza box. I knew what some of the other students had in mind, and I didn't want to look like a prude, soI did the most deviant thing I could think of withthe items I had on hand. That's me playing slippery monkey with the Little Ceasar's cartoon guy as my inspiration.

[Titan!]

Biff ? Don't you owe us a photo ?

[Biff]

Biff ? Don't you owe us a photo ?

If I find it, yes.

[burnking]

I figure it's about time I join the party. Me by a fire, clearly.

[Titan!]

that needs to go in the caption thread too.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

I figure it's about time I join the party. Me by a fire, clearly.

Pallets make for GREAT fires! Especially if you stack them super tall and begin with gasoline....

[airhornahole]

I figure it's about time I join the party. Me by a fire, clearly.

Pallets make for GREAT fires! Especially if you stack them super tall and begin with gasoline....

Just make sure you don't let the fumes build. BOOM!!

Been there done that. Funny as hell.

Wife comes running out of the house. "What the eff was that?" Dad and I were standing here smiling without eyebrows.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Yeah. I had an experience like that on Valentines day once.

After everything, we came back to the house and were going to light a fire in the Chiminea(*no clue how to spell that one, but it's one of those outdoor clay fire thingamajiggers).....started the fire with gas....a little too much gas....and flames shot out the top of the thing and out the front removing much of my arm hair and eyebrows....luckily no skin was hurt. We laughed about it for a little while, and the night ended up being a good one anyway.

[Biff]

I keep waiting for Free Beer to mention on air that he accidentally lit himself on fire because we agreed that that was the code word for "Please taze me".