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		Titan !  Wrote:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  your restaurant is boring. 
 
 
NEW TOPIC ! 
 
 
Things Becky might say on a first date. 
Ass!, I will eff you in the Ass
	  
	
	
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		Bend over bitch!
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Could you guys please take off your helmets and pads? I can't see out the rearview mirror.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Damn, that ain't gonna work!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		DP? Okay.
	 
	
	
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		E 
 
 
Everywhere...shoot it everywhere!
	 
	
	
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		How's that feel?  SLAP!! SLAP!!!  How's that feel!!????
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I don't think we are going  there anytime soon!!    
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Just kidding! I WON'T realy be endearing, cute, OR charming! Oh, and the tracking device I put in your brain has a bomb in it, so don't even THINK about another peice of ass! (with evil loving smile)
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Kiss me softly.  Then tell me you love me, even if you're lying to me it's okay,  I will still let you get to 6th base, just please promise to call me tomorrow okay ?
	 
	
	
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		Let go??!!  But, I don't want to let go!!  I want to hold onto you forever.  Marry me. I love you. I want to spend forever with you.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Massage me ?  Okay, after that you will get the suck job of your life, I will gladly wear my Wonder Woman costume, and call you Bruce if you want.
	 
	
	
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		Nice tits......wish I had a pair like that
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		OMG this category sucks!!!!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quite sucky, it is. 
 
 
 
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		Vacuum the wax out of your ears. It's sucktastic.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Xylophone time! Break it down!     
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		"Youuuuuu. Got what I neeeeeeeeed. And you say he's just a friend. And you say he's just a friend. OH BABY YOU......"
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Zero. Lose the aforementioned and get with the hero.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		What you say to your daughter's first date upon meeting him for the first time. 
 
 
 
Alright - see that hole I just dug? It's not big enough for a human body. Unless I break it into parts. Capiche?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Be aware that I know how to hurt you in ways that don't leave marks.
	 
	
	
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		can you guess how many guns i own?
	 
	
	
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		Do you value your llife?  Because I don't value your life.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		every once in a while i get that urge to kill....you get that?
	 
	
	
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		Flowers are required if you wish to take out my princess. Next time remember that. Who am I kidding? There won't be a next time. There won't even be a this time. Stay right there while I fire up the wood chipper.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Get any ideas and I'll be showing you how this works...ah what the hell, this is how it works... 
pull em out Whippledick
  
 
	 
	
	
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		Have you seen my secret torture room?
	 
	
	
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		I love my daughter, but I don't care if you live or die.  You decide.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		J-hole, thats where i'll be shoving the barrell of the gun
	 
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:J-hole, thats where i'll be shoving the barrell of the gun 
J hole?
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Seriously... what the hell is a J-hole??? 
 
Kiss her.... I dare you. Then give him a really loooooong uncomfortable stare, where he's not quite sure if you're kidding or not.
	 
	
	
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		Kid, I know what boys your age think. I was there once. If a single thought like that enters your mind tonight, I will kill you. (another long uncomfortable stare....)
	 
	
	
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