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		Titan !  Wrote:Are you seriously saving your brain ? 
Are we going there again?  Are you posting after having drank a gallon of Maker's Mark?  Or do Dr. Stupid's posts just throw you off that much?
 
I would put my money on the latter . . . they sure do have that effect on me.
	  
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
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		Who would win in a 'stupid' fight? Titan, or Dr. Stupid? I know I feel like a window licker every time I read one of their posts. 
 
Don't take my blankie!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Why are you curled up in a fetal position? 
 
Let's get this back on track.
	 
	
	
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		Are you saying bannannas are vegitibles? 
 
Fruity loops are delitious!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		You paid extra for a voice chip in your real doll, what was the first thing you taught him to say ? 
 
I inherited a jack hammer, and 4 military surplus canvas tents.
	 
	
	
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		What did Uncle Sam leave you in his Will? 
 
It's getting colder by the day.
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
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		So how's the love life? 
 
Tastes like tiramisu.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		ever used your tongue to test a battery ? 
 
 
I tried but the only thing she'll tell me is that it's on the map and the map is in the glove box.
	 
	
	
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		Titan, have figured out where your stalkee lives yet? 
 
We ran outside and found the dead bodies of two old people naked in the cowgirl position.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		How did your last family reunion go ? 
 
I think weeds season 4 ended dumbly.
	 
	
	
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		What did you think of your tv show? 
 
Midgets!!!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		What did your date compare you to when she saw your schlong? 
 
You just never see the bright side of things.
	 
	
	
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		How come it's so gloomy today ? 
 
An all you can eat pizza and buffalo wing buffet with Free Guinness and an all day screening of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy on Imax.
	 
	
	
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		Did that diarreah ruin your evening? Did you even have anything planed? 
 
4'9" is the tallest a midget can be.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dr. Stupid Wrote:Did that diarreah ruin your evening? Did you even have anything planed? 
 
4'9" is the tallest a midget can be. 
Sigh... Try again
	  
	
	
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		Titan, not to be harsh (I don't want to hurt your feelings), but every 'answer' you leave is pure drivle. Plainly, they suck more than your modified fleshlight-vac. Any idiot can see that.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dr. Stupid Wrote:Titan, not to be harsh (I don't want to hurt your feelings), but every 'answer' you leave is pure drivle. Plainly, they suck more than your modified fleshlight-vac. Any idiot can see that. 
and everything you post is riddled with gems and gold.  :  
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Dr. Stupid Wrote:Titan, not to be harsh (I don't want to hurt your feelings), but every 'answer' you leave is pure drivle. Plainly, they suck more than your modified fleshlight-vac. Any idiot can see that.  
 
and everything you post is riddled with gems and gold.  :  
 
 
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Oh my gosh . . . I'm gonna get in trouble for laughing so loudly . . . +10!!!
	  
	
	
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		Hey the pot is supposed to call the kettle black, not visa versa. Fix it, otherwise I will be forced to compleatly misunderstand what that means.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dr. Stupid Wrote:Hey the pot is supposed to call the kettle black, not visa versa. Fix it, otherwise I will be forced to compleatly misunderstand what that means. 
And that would be different from any other time how???
	  
	
	
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		Good point. So what's going on, and why are you staring?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I love when threads get broken up by sissy slapfights.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		What just happened? 
 
Get this back on track
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Do you enjoy model trains ? 
 
There's an unwrapped snickers bar in the sink.
	 
	
	
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		HEY! Were you just squatting over the sink? 
 
It must be close to Halloween.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		why do i keep finding snickers in the sink? 
 
i lost a bet... no, not really. i'm just bored.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Why are you eating that snickers you found in the sink? 
 
Election day, if ever.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		When will we know the Antichrist? 
 
Stinky McStinkum told me
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		How did you find out what Jenky McJencum did with Vaggy McVaginey? 
 
I ran down the street on my hands naked with my shoes on fire.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		How excited were you with your first gay experience? 
 
He threw his rubber fist at her.
	 
	
	
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		Why is Fistor and his wife fighting? 
 
Yes you are and so is he, but not that much
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Am I that guy ? 
 
Ionic columns usually precede the dusting process.
	 
	
	
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		Smoke much crack lately? 
 
What happened to this game?
	 
	
	
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		why are answers appearing as questions? 
 
West virginia backwoods toothless loving.
	 
	
	
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		so what brings you to west virginia? 
 
crispin glover.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Who should I take lessons from to destroy my acting career? 
Next to the urine samples but behind the milk.
	 
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Where's the beef? 
 
 
I've fallen and I can't get up.
	 
	
	
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		what's your favorite line from a commercial? 
 
 
down the hall, third door on the right.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Where can I find my sanity? 
 
One of these days, not too long from now.
	 
	
	
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		When will you find your sanity? 
 
When they stop effing!!
	 
	
	
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