hotwings epic speaking failure transcribed

[boogernails]

I feel like they uhhh...They're trying to put them in situations where they'll be ehhh...
learning how to in- ho- uhh.. wh-what to do with encounters uhh..ehh... where they uh might...uhh... god why can't I speak.

i had to listen to it about 20 times. i had the idea to transcribe it a while ago and was just waiting for them to play it again. i got from the flashback this morning.

[Mad Dog]

Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!

[zetsyuk]

ehh I mean it has to be umm.. er ho because ah, I mean the comedic value so hrm..

[boogernails]

i just thought it would be funny to write down what hotwings actually said.