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FBHW-ism's That You Say On A Daily Basis
#41
M'er effer, deuche bag, How's it going everybody, wow hot. It's all so great. I can't help any of it.
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#42
...wonders if any used/heard "plumpy nut" from their significant others? I know that I could not even muster any guts in doing so.
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#43
I like the way FB says noope. and the world is full of effing a-holes.
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#44
I say all the cut off swear words (mer fer, f, b, s, a-hole, gd, bs etc.), minger, window licker, and lots of drops! Right now I can't get "Good for you" out of my head. And douch bag, I say that WAY too much!
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#45
Whatever I do I can't stop saying "whatever you do don't stop..."
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#46
when i eat breakfast I sing - 'Oh give me some sausage, SAUSAGE!'

and randomly 'book, bears, boys'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#47
I sometimes catch myself unintentionally quoting HW's "...so at least you've got that going for you..."
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#48
I'm definitely a big user of the truncated swear words. That, and my wife is a nurse so I bring up the slut drop if I want to piss her off...
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#49
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:when i eat breakfast I sing - 'Oh give me some sausage, SAUSAGE!'

and randomly 'book, bears, boys'

im going to lather up my sausage!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#50
I seem to be saying Fetch, and Schwanz (sp?) a lot.


Mmmmh Mmmmh Schwanz
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#51
Pro Joe's "Her Moose Knuckle is bigger than my bicep!" Moose Knuckle, oh and mouth party, minger, window licker, mouth breather, mf'er, and schwantz. LOL!!!
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#52
All the short swears, Bro, and "That's super interesting"
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#53
Every day I hear "That's super interesting" while my client's yammer on in my face about their issues.
My daughter started using J-J-Joe-Jiggy-Jiggy-Joe whenever she is in a good mood and goofing off.
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#54
*it's not my favorite thing
*enough questions
*eff, effing, m-effer!!!!
*gay. gay. gay. gay.
*so that happened
*oh my god i drive around (this one is exceptionally fun when i'm toasted)
*whatever you do...

i can't even think of all of them. i don't think i say anything original anymore...wow, i suck at life. maybe i should just quit...
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#55
i love using minger cause nobody knows what it means
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#56
What are you going to do? Give me a ___________ ticket?
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#57
deuchebag Wrote:What are you going to do? Give me a ___________ ticket?

That's a good one to bring out once in a while. You don't have to be a listener to know that's F'n funny!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#58
like everyone else, there are many--

recently it's been "shout your answer out!" for no apparent reason (totally pisses off our 8 y.o.)

besides the truncated swear words, "homo!" is a favorite and again for no apparent reason "el matador!" and of course "I like turtles"
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#59
I work in a high stress job with a lot of stressed out co-workers in a relatively small office. We all swear like crazy probably to relieve stress. However, I am the only one who can supress the swearing enough by using "What the Eff!" and "What kind of "S" is that?!". My co-workers always compliment me for being able to "control" the out of control swearing. It makes me look like the civil one Smile
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#60
They still reference it on the air but no matter what, it's still friggin' hard to say belly button lint w/o thinking in your brain belly bitten lunt!
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#61
I use minger a lot. Also, in the car, when a fairly obscure or old song that I know comes on, I'll "buzz in" with my name, and then Name That Tune.
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#62
"g.d." and describing people as "dim"
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#63
funny to me was when I was upset with my two teenage boys, I gave them a 4 minute speech. Then I started calming down, and finished with, "and that's your new opinion."
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#64
I've just started saying, "Wow that's super interesting."
That's what she said.
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#65
I played UNO with the kids this weekend... and actually said

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" - they thought I was nuts!
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#66
fbhwlistener Wrote:I played UNO with the kids this weekend... and actually said

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" - they thought I was nuts!

I say that whenever I change one of the babies' diapers and it contains any green substances with a soft serve ice cream texture.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#67
I almost came to giving my two kids a Zane-like punishment by making them hold hands and stare at each other but realized that would be more devestating since they're only 2 and 4...(just realized I typed devestating without hesitating....grrrr)
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#68
I busted out "Enough Questions" yesterday when my friends kid asked me like 10 questions in a row! LOL

I'm also liking "Good Morning" and "Wow" Busted those out when my coworkers come in and see me. lol
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