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		12-19-2008, 10:02 AM 
		
	 
	
		I knew Santa had cheap labor, but here is the proof needed to get us more money.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 10:04 AM 
		
	 
	
		What's black, white and red all over? 
	
	
	
	
The cutest penguins in Christmas coats EVER that's what!!!  
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 10:56 AM 
		
	 
	
		I want to snuggle them.
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
	
	
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
		
		
		12-19-2008, 11:21 AM 
		
	 
	
		Dammit Santa!!  Why could you have just given the wizard a freakin toy train.    How are we going to explain this to the kids?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		12-19-2008, 11:33 AM 
		
	 
	
		"Hey Mort...we've got fuzzy balls.  Get it?  Fuzzy balls?  Our balls, they're fuzzy!"
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 12:31 PM 
		
	 
	
		Damn, I hate when I show up somewhere and someone is wearing the same thing as me.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 12:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		sad feet
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 01:07 PM 
		
	 
	
		I'm sick of the tuxedo.  It's about time we got with the seasonal fashion.
	 
	
	
That's what she said.
 
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 01:38 PM 
		
	 
	 
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 02:15 PM 
		
	 
	
		"You didn't see anything"
	 
	
	
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough.  Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer.  We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
 
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 03:18 PM 
		
	 
	
		It changed my skin tone, but that diet's gunna make it a hell of a lot easier to get down the chimney.
	 
	
	
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
 
	
	
		
		
		12-19-2008, 05:08 PM 
		
	 
	
		"thanks to that damn "happy feet" movie the effing zoo has us doing shows every half hour" "yeah, I have to get a call in to my agent, this is rediculous!"
	 
	
	
	
	
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