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Whoa whoa Anastasia were getting off topic. No you didn't ruin the surprise. Hillshire farms is the chronic!! About knowing about welfare, Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony - First of Tha Month. Everyone knows that.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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nah,I got plenty of oxygen, just wonder what it would be like if my mom hadn't drank like a fish though.....j/k
Why is it that whenever you're already running late, you catch EVERY red light?
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Murphy's law - Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Queenie Wrote:I thought this was "ask a question, leave a question" . . .
yes i BeLIEve it is... isn't?
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Jiggy Wrote:Murphy's law - Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
imatoolhed Wrote:Queenie Wrote:I thought this was "ask a question, leave a question" . . .
yes i BeLIEve it is... isn't?
I think imatoolhead is dropping acid.
Is it snowing in the North?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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A foot and a half.
Is Christmas going to be merry?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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very merry indeed
if a frenchfry is the color code of blue what is a banana?
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a yellow fruit that grows on trees that you peel and eat!
what's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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Both will weigh the same. Duhhhhhh!!
What was Chunks real name in the movie the goonies?
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Lawrence - "Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. He was about to. But his sister did."
When are we going to get some snow?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Location: Nashville, TN_lol_neverday
what substance was han solo trapped in
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Carbonite.
Is it wierd I know this?
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yes. yes it is.
How long have you been a fountain of useless information?
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but i think it really extends longer than that for him, yes?
lolol
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Probably.....
Should I call and play Stump the Show when the team returns?
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you should..................
My bet is they would mock you...... what do you think??
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Never. I would not fire off a.....'hey guys, how's it going?'
Yanks going to the series this year?
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no at least odds are no
are they playing with monoploy money?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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Yes!
Is Texiera (?) worth it?
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no!
But are any of them worth it?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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If it wins championships then....yes.
What color truck should I buy?
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Black or Red.
What kind of truck?
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86' Subaru Brat
When people forget how to F'n drive?
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not sure
Did they ever know how to drive?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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most did
Can Joe Paterno see the future with his giant glasses?
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yes....and dead people
will it ever stop snowing here?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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No!
How many times will I ask myself, why?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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1,000 times more, or until you get some sense knocked into you, whichever comes first.
Why do I hear auctioneer chanting in my office?
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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The company you work for has gone out of business and they are selling off everything.
What gave you that idea?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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The voices in my head.
Why is it still raining?
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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It's not, you are just seeing things.
Was it as good for you?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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It is what it is.
Would you clean with Fiji?
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It's kind of hard to hold on to that damn square bottle!
Is it live or memorex?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Neither, It's a Sony.
Is it in you?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I can't tell.
Are you still here?
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Obviously.
Why does Zane insist on constantly interrupting Free Beer?
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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He likes to hear himself talk...
Is it contagious?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Only if you are from Philly!
Where did you get the pizza box?
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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From Big Sausage Delivery...
Why do people always talk about what they know the least about, then pretend they are an expert on said subject?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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