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12-09-2008, 04:49 PM
When will the house stop rockin?
A partridge in a pear tree.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
12-09-2008, 10:01 PM
What song has caused more holiday related deaths than Wal-Mart?
Till sundown!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-10-2008, 02:12 AM
How long will medicron be whining?
One car, 3 dead hookers, and 4 kegs.
12-10-2008, 01:32 PM
If you could take 8 things with you on a deserted island what would it be?
Black licorice
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-10-2008, 01:56 PM
who is your favorite porn star?
i didn't know it was a typo.... 
12-10-2008, 05:21 PM
What two words could describe those chunks in that wrinkler?
a fistfull of dollars
12-11-2008, 09:00 AM
how do you get zane to do anything?
aj allmendinger. 
12-25-2008, 01:21 PM
What is my wife's pet name for our cats?
blackberry
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
12-27-2008, 10:32 PM
What did I get for Christmas?
blueberry
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-28-2008, 01:23 AM
What is good on top of cheesecake?
Cold on the inside. Scorching on the outside.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-28-2008, 05:00 AM
What happens when you cook a turkey in the microwave?
catnip.
12-28-2008, 02:03 PM
Why does my cat act like a wacko sometimes?
turtles
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
12-30-2008, 09:29 AM
What do you refer to breast reduction surgery as?
Tater Mitts
12-30-2008, 09:48 AM
how do you trim your bikini line?
i plead the 5th.
12-30-2008, 04:23 PM
Why do me hate me?
Fritos
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-30-2008, 08:08 PM
What tastes awesome smothered with chili and cheese?
Detroit Lions.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-03-2009, 02:40 PM
What team is never to be confused with a winner?
snow
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
01-04-2009, 12:40 AM
What will we never see again because Al Gore says so? (Al Gore is staying away from the media this winter I guess)
C is for Cookie.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-04-2009, 12:53 PM
What is the last thing you want to hear Zane humming after coming out of the bathroom eating an Oreo?
Tequila hangover.
01-06-2009, 02:11 PM
what's dangerous to pair with a mexican dinner?
i was trying to get me some bj.
01-06-2009, 02:19 PM
#1 excuse for trying to get out of a DUI
spaghetti & meatballs
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-06-2009, 02:27 PM
What is the name of that new position you were telling me about?
All of your base are belong to us.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-06-2009, 02:35 PM
What have you been drinking this early in the day? (sorry can't understand your statement)
butterflies
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-06-2009, 02:56 PM
(lol it is one of the most infamous game translations ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg )
What told you to kill those people? Yes, they found it in my pants.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-06-2009, 03:12 PM
Did they ever figure out where Rosie O'Donnell left her palm pilot?
Christmas cards.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-06-2009, 03:19 PM
What do you collect because you have nothing better to do with your time?
She said it was average.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-07-2009, 03:21 AM
What your GF said about the size of your gun.
Because I said so.
01-07-2009, 10:44 AM
So why is Titan wearing a dress?
You don't want to know.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-07-2009, 10:55 AM
Where have your hands been?
Harry and the Hendersons.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-07-2009, 11:18 AM
What is your biggest turn on?
I cant believe I paid $200 for that.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-15-2009, 06:20 PM
Did you enjoy the night you spent with that group of big hairy men?
My dog shat all over the floor.
01-15-2009, 06:52 PM
Why did you feed your dog Hooter's 911 wings?
The effin phone guy is done.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-16-2009, 01:13 AM
What did you tell the next guy in line to let him know it was his turn? (sorry I couldn't help it.)
Hail to the king baby.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-16-2009, 01:57 AM
What is Obama changing the national anthem to?
Oh, give me some sausage.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-16-2009, 11:12 AM
What did you order when the waiter asked chicken or beef?
That's a little too curly....
01-16-2009, 12:39 PM
What did you say when you seen pubeface?
Feeling like a freak on a leash.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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