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		Take your birthday, subtract nine months...now, what were your parents celebrating when you were conceived? 
 
 
Mine:  Anniversary 
My Wifes: Wedding Night (not the anniversary the actual night) 
My son: being young and getting lucky 
My daughter: her wanting another baby
	 
	
	
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		Mine:  Celebrating my boyfriend's 4th birthday?
	 
	
	
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		Ummm.. when was Easter in 1982? 
 
I'm an Idiot that doesn't know how to do math... 
 
My conception was somewhere around May 14th... whatever the hell happens then...
	 
	
	
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		Sept 2 1982 - They were celebrating the anniversary of the first ATM. 
 
*Gotta love Wikipedia sometimes.
	 
	
	
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		Mine - Christmas 1981 
My Wife's  - Her parent's engagement (the wedding consequently got bumped up to 3 months after the engagement.) 
My son's  - The birth of my wife's friends baby.  Our children were born exactly 9 months and 1 day apart.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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29 March 1971 
Your date of conception was on or about 6 July 1970 which was a Monday.
 
You were born on a Monday 
under the astrological sign Aries. 
Your Life path number is 5.
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded. 
 
Life Path Compatibility: 
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. 
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. 
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. 
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.
 
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441039.5. 
The golden number for 1971 is 15. 
The epact number for 1971 is 3. 
The year 1971 was not a leap year.
 
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/27/1971 and ending 2/14/1972. 
You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.
 
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.
 
You were born in the Egyptian month of Paony, the second month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).
 
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 3 Nisan 5731. 
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 4 Nisan 5731.
 
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.17.11.15 which is 
12 baktun 17 katun 17 tun 11 uinal 15 kin 
 
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 1 Safar 1391 (1391-2-1).
 
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 11 April 1971. 
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 18 April 1971. 
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 24 February 1971. 
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 30 May 1971. 
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1971. 
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 21 September 1971. 
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 11 April 1971. 
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 23 February 1971. 
  
As of 1/27/2009 11:05:35 AM EST 
You are 37 years old. 
You are 454 months old. 
You are 1,974 weeks old. 
You are 13,819 days old. 
You are 331,667 hours old. 
You are 19,900,025 minutes old. 
You are 1,194,001,535 seconds old.
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Hideaki Takizawa (1982) Jennifer Capriati (1976) Lucy Lawless (1968)  
Elle Macpherson (1964) Bud Cort (1950) John Major (1943)  
Pearl Bailey (1918) Sam Walton (1918) Philip Ahn (1905)  
Cy Young (1867) John Tyler (1790) 
 
Top songs of 1971 
Joy to the World by Three Dog Night Maggie May by Rod Stewart  
It's Too Late by Carole King One Bad Apple by Osmonds  
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart by Bee Gees Knock Three Times by Dawn  
Brand New Key by Melanie Go Away Little Girl by Donny Osmond  
Family Affair by Sly & the Family Stone Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves by Cher 
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.40861056751468 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)
 
Your lucky day is Tuesday. 
Your lucky number is 9. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Mars & Pluto. 
Your lucky dates are 9th, 18th, 27th. 
Your opposition sign is Libra. 
Your opposition number(s) is 6.
 
Today is not one of your lucky days! 
 
There are 61 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 38 candles.
 
Those 38 candles produce 38 BTUs, 
or 9,576 calories of heat (that's only 9.5760 food Calories!) . 
You can boil 4.34 US ounces of water with that many candles.  
 
In 1971 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US. 
In 1971 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile. 
In 1971 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%) 
In 1971 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000) 
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds. 
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
 
In 1971 the population of Australia was approximately 13,198,380. 
In 1971 there were approximately 276,361 births in Australia. 
In 1971 in Australia there were approximately 117,637 marriages and 12,947 divorces. 
In 1971 in Australia there were approximately 110,650 deaths.
 
Your birthstone is Aquamarine 
 
The Mystical properties of Aquamarine 
 
Aquamarine is often used to experience love and mercy. It is said to help ease depression and grief. 
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
 
Jade, Rock Crystal, Bloodstone
 
Your birth tree is
 
Hazelnut Tree, the Extraordinary  
Charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody and capricious lover, honest and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgement.
 
There are 332 days till Christmas 2009! 
There are 345 days till Orthodox Christmas!
 
The moon's phase on the day you were 
born was waxing crescent.
	  
	
	
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		Mine - planning a wedding....8 months later I was born. 
 
My oldest daughter - bored during a hurricane, found out I was expecting after a hard night of drinking margarittas a few weeks later. 
 
Youngest child - we had finished celebrating Alyson's second birthday and decided we did not want any more children. But God has a sense of humor and decided to 'bless' us with a second child.  Yes, I was on the pill.  Like I said, he has a sick sense of humor.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		14 February 1982 
Your date of conception was on or about 24 May 1981 which was a Sunday. 
 
You were born on a Sunday 
under the astrological sign Aquarius. 
Your Life path number is 9. 
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
Anger begins with folly, and ends with regret.  
 
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983. 
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. 
 
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern. 
 
You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil). 
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Drew Bledsoe (1972)  
Meg Tilly (1960)  
Gregory Hines (1946)  
Carl Bernstein (1944)  
Florence Henderson (1934)  
Vic Morrow (1932)  
Hugh Downs (1921)  
Mel Allen (1913)  
Jimmy Hoffa (1913)  
Jack Benny (1894)  
 
Top songs of 1982 
I Love Rock `n' Roll by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts  
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor  
Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder  
Centerfold by J. Geils Band  
Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates  
Jack & Diane by John Cougar  
Don't You Want Me by Human League Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes 
Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band  
Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Chicago  
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.85283757338552 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!) 
 
Your lucky day is Saturday. 
Your lucky number is 4 & 8. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus. 
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th. 
Your opposition sign is Leo. 
Your opposition number(s) is 1. 
 
Today is not one of your lucky days!  
 
There are 18 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 27 candles. 
 
Your birthstone is Amethyst  
 
The Mystical properties of Amethyst  
 
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually 
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) 
 
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone 
 
Your birth tree is 
 
Cedar, the Confidence  
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. 
 
 
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		mine - 4th July 1967  teenage mom and dad at my grandparents' cottage. Parents' first time.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		16 April 1966 
Your date of conception was on or about 24 July 1965 which was a Saturday. 
 
You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Aries.
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
Those who have love, have wealth beyond measure.   (TRUE!!)
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Hawk; your plant is Dandelion.
  
As of 1/27/2009 11:46:27 AM EST 
You are 42 years old. 
You are 513 months old. 
You are 2,233 weeks old. 
You are 15,627 days old. 
You are 375,059 hours old. 
You are 22,503,586 minutes old. 
You are 1,350,215,187 seconds old.
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Selena Quintanilla (1971) Martin Lawrence (1965) Ellen Barkin (1955) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1947) Dusty Springfield (1939) Bobby Vinton (1935) Herbie Mann (1930) Edie Adams (1929) Pope Benedict XVI (1927) Henry Mancini (1924) Peter Ustinov (1921) Barry Nelson (1920) Merce Cunningham (1919) Charlie Chaplin (1889) Wilbur Wright (1867) 
 
Top songs of 1966 
I'm a Believer by Monkees 
The Ballad of the Green Berets by S/Sgt. Barry Sadler  
Winchester Cathedral by New Vaudeville Band Soul 
Inspiration by Righteous Brothers  
Monday, Monday by The Mama's & the Papa's  
We Can Work It Out by Beatles  
Summer In the City by Lovin' Spoonful
 Cherish by Association (great now I have this song stuck in my head . . .   :  )
You Can't Hurry Love by Supremes 
Wild Thing by Troggs 
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.11624266144814 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)  Why yes.  Yes, I am! One in particular!!
Your lucky day is Tuesday. 
Your lucky number is 9. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Mars & Pluto. 
Your lucky dates are 9th, 18th, 27th. 
Your opposition sign is Libra. 
Your opposition number(s) is 6. 
 Today is not one of your lucky days!   But it's Tuesday and the 27th . . . What the Eff!!
There are 79 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 43 candles.   (uh no it won't cause I don't do candles)
Those 43 candles produce 43 BTUs, 
or 10,836 calories of heat (that's only 10.8360 food Calories!) . 
You can boil 4.91 US ounces of water with that many candles.  
 
In 1966 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US. 
In 1966 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile. 
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%) 
In 1966 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000) 
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds. 
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
 
Your birthstone is Diamond 
 
The Mystical properties of Diamond - 
Diamonds are said to increase personal clarity to help one see things clearly as well as be straight-forward and honest. Supposedly, the higher quality the diamond, the better it is supports these qualities.  Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) - Opal, Quartz, White Sapphire
 
Your birth tree is Maple, Independence of Mind  
No ordinary person, full imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-respect, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, many complexes, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
 
There are 332 days till Christmas 2009! 
There are 345 days till Orthodox Christmas!
 
The moon's phase on the day you were born was waning crescent.
	  
	
	
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		OMG..what's with the novelette's?? Nobody is going to read all that!!!  except for your's Queenie...committing to memory...now
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Yeah, and I deleted a bunch of shit before posting mine.  Like, who gives a rat's ass what the population of Austalia was or even is now?
	 
	
	
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		jus'  P Wrote:OMG..what's with the novelette's?? Nobody is going to read all that!!!  except for your's Queenie...committing to memory...now 
Not everyone needs pictures in order to get through a little reading Plungee...
	  
	
	
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		Rock Monster Wrote:jus'  P Wrote:OMG..what's with the novelette's?? Nobody is going to read all that!!!  except for your's Queenie...committing to memory...now  
Not everyone needs pictures in order to get through a little reading Plungee... 
I call BS....like you actually read it yourself... I bet half way through you were begging for pics.
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		jus'  P Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Not everyone needs pictures in order to get through a little reading Plungee...  
I call BS....like you actually read it yourself... I bet half way through you were begging for pics. 
I actually have someone here with me typing what I dictate to her. I don't actually know how to read. 
 
...and she's hot. 
Just put it down.  
I don't pay you to think bitch. 
You didn't really type all of that, did you? 
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		For Plungee: 
 
5 February 1967 
Your date of conception was on or about 15 May 1966 which was a Sunday.  
 
You were born on a Sunday 
under the astrological sign Aquarius. 
Your Life path number is 3. 
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?  
 
The year 1967 was not a leap year. 
 
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern. 
 
As of 1/27/2009 2:16:02 PM EST 
You are 41 years old. 
You are 503 months old. 
You are 2,190 weeks old. 
You are 15,332 days old. 
You are 367,982 hours old. 
You are 22,078,936 minutes old. 
You are 1,324,736,162 seconds old. 
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Jeremy Sumpter (1989) Jennifer Jason Leigh (1962) Christopher Guest (1948) Barbara Hershey (1948) Roger Staubach (1942) H.R. Giger (1940) Alex Harvey (1935) Henry 'Hank' Aaron (1934) Andrew Greeley (1928) Red Buttons (1919) William Burroughs (1914) Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr. (1900)  
 
Top songs of 1967 
To Sir with Love by Lulu 
Daydream Believer by Monkees  
Windy by Association 
Ode to Billie Joe by Bobbie Gentry  
Somethin' Stupid by Nancy & Frank Sinatra 
Groovin' by Young Rascals  
The Letter by Box Tops 
Light My Fire by Doors  
Happy Together by Turtles 
Hello Goodbye by Beatles  
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 6.00078277886497 years old. (You're still chasing cats!) 
 
Your lucky day is Saturday. 
Your lucky number is 4 & 8. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus. 
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th. 
Your opposition sign is Leo. 
Your opposition number(s) is 1.  
 
Today is not one of your lucky days!  
 
There are 9 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 42 candles. 
 
Those 42 candles produce 42 BTUs, 
or 10,584 calories of heat (that's only 10.5840 food Calories!) . 
You can boil 4.80 US ounces of water with that many candles.   
 
In 1967 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US. 
In 1967 the US population was approximately 179,323,175 people, 50.6 persons per square mile. 
In 1967 in the US there were approximately 1,800,000 marriages (9.3%) and 479,000 divorces (2.5%) 
In 1967 in the US there were approximately 1,712,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000) 
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds. 
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds. 
 
Your birthstone is Amethyst  
 
The Mystical properties of Amethyst  
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually. Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) 
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone 
 
Your birth tree is Poplar, the Uncertainty  
 
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behavior, only  courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious. 
 
There are 332 days till Christmas 2009! 
There are 345 days till Orthodox Christmas! 
 
The moon's phase on the day you were 
born was waning crescent.
	 
	
	
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		Both my nieces were born appr. 9 months after my sister's birthday (we obviously know how she celebrated). 
 
My sister was conceived around the time of my parent's anniversary (she was a few weeks early and is literally nine months and 16 days younger than my brother).   
 
The rest of us were just kind of random, though there seemed to be a theme because both my sister and I were born in March and both my brothers were born in June.
	 
	
	
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		2 December 1986 
 
Your date of conception was on or about 11 March 1986 which was a Tuesday. 
 
You were born on a Tuesday 
under the astrological sign Sagittarius. 
Your Life path number is 11. 
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.  
 
 
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2446766.5. 
The golden number for 1986 is 11. 
The epact number for 1986 is 19. 
The year 1986 was not a leap year. 
 
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987. 
You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. 
 
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Owl; your plant is Mistletoe. 
 
You were born in the Egyptian month of Menchir, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil). WTF 
  
As of 1/27/2009 7:23:29 PM EST 
You are 22 years old. 
You are 265 months old. 
You are 1,156 weeks old. 
You are 8,092 days old. 
You are 194,227 hours old. 
You are 11,653,643 minutes old. 
You are 699,218,609 seconds old. 
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Britney Spears (1981)	Ric Felix (1980)	Nelly Furtado (1978) 
Monica Seles (1973)	Lucy Liu (1968)	Michael McDonald (1952) 
Cathy Lee Crosby (1948)	Gianni Versace (1946)	Maria Callas (1923) 
Charles Ringling (1863)	Georges Seurat (1859) 
 
Top songs of 1986 
That's What Friends Are For by Dionne & Friends	Walk Like an Egyptian by Bangles 
On My Own by Patti LaBelle & Michael McDonald	Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston 
Stuck with You by Huey Lewis & the News	Rock Me Amadeus by Falco 
Kyrie by Mr. Mister	Kiss by Prince & the Revolution 
Papa Don't Preach by Madonna	How Will I Know by Whitney Houston 
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.16712328767123 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!) 
 
Your lucky day is Thursday. 
Your lucky number is 3. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Jupiter & Neptune. 
Your lucky dates are 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th. 
Your opposition sign is Gemini. 
Your opposition number(s) is 5. 
 
Today is not one of your lucky days! 
 
There are 309 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 23 candles. 
 
Those 23 candles produce 23 BTUs, 
or 5,796 calories of heat (that's only 5.7960 food Calories!) . 
You can boil 2.63 US ounces of water with that many candles. 
   
In 1986 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US. 
 
Your birthstone is Blue Zircon  
 
The Mystical properties of Blue Zircon 
 
Zircon helps one be more at peace with oneself. 
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) 
Blue Topaz, Ruby, Lapis Lazuli 
 
Your birth tree is 
Hornbeam, the good taste 
Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgment, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. 
 
 
There are 332 days till Christmas 2009! 
There are 345 days till Orthodox Christmas!
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
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		Must've been celebrating my dad's birthday. 
 
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		My birthday is August 25th, so minus 9 months...Christmas. 
 
 
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		wholst007 Wrote:My birthday is August 25th, so minus 9 months...Christmas. 
 
 
I think Santa is my father. 
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		Queenie Wrote:wholst007 Wrote:My birthday is August 25th, so minus 9 months...Christmas. 
 
 
I think Santa is my father.  
+1 
-1 for bad math (but not really, because I had bad math too)
 
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		Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:+1  
-1 for bad math (but not really, because I had bad math too) 
 
It would be around November 25th... Thanksgiving? 
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		Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:+1  
-1 for bad math (but not really, because I had bad math too) 
 
It would be around November 25th... Thanksgiving? 
DAMMIT!!  I didn't do the math.  I left that up to the idiot that made the post.  :-[
 
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		potthole Wrote:Christmas, it would appear. 
Dude, your folks did it on Christmas..........
 
You'll never forget that holiday EVER again!
	  
	
	
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		Rock Monster Wrote:14 February 1982 
Your date of conception was on or about 24 May 1981 which was a Sunday. 
 
You were born on a Sunday 
under the astrological sign Aquarius. 
Your Life path number is 9. 
 
Your fortune cookie reads:  
Anger begins with folly, and ends with regret.  
 
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983. 
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. 
 
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern. 
 
You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil). 
 
Celebrities who share your birthday: 
Drew Bledsoe (1972)  
Meg Tilly (1960)  
Gregory Hines (1946)  
Carl Bernstein (1944)  
Florence Henderson (1934)  
Vic Morrow (1932)  
Hugh Downs (1921)  
Mel Allen (1913)  
Jimmy Hoffa (1913)  
Jack Benny (1894)  
 
Top songs of 1982 
I Love Rock `n' Roll by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts  
Eye of the Tiger by Survivor  
Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder  
Centerfold by J. Geils Band  
Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates  
Jack & Diane by John Cougar  
Don't You Want Me by Human League Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes 
Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band  
Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Chicago  
 
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.85283757338552 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!) 
 
Your lucky day is Saturday. 
Your lucky number is 4 & 8. 
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus. 
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th. 
Your opposition sign is Leo. 
Your opposition number(s) is 1. 
 
Today is not one of your lucky days!  
 
There are 18 days till your next birthday 
on which your cake will have 27 candles. 
 
Your birthstone is Amethyst  
 
The Mystical properties of Amethyst  
 
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually 
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) 
 
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone 
 
Your birth tree is 
 
Cedar, the Confidence  
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. 
 
 
EDITED TO APPEASE THE SOFT HEADED THAT CAN'T READ MORE THAN 100 WORDS WITHOUT GETTING BORED. 
Your birthday is one day to the day before my husbands. 02/15/82
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Mine~Sept. 6th... I am assuming Labor Day? 
Husbands~May 25th...Memorial Day I assume 
Oldest daughter~October 25th... Halloween? 
Second daughter~March 8... Some 'us' time while first daughter slept...  
Third daughter~November 13... Red Wine 
Soon to be fourth daughter~ Last June 16th... We wanted a boy   (don't worry, we're happy its another girl... don't have to buy as much....)
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Our baby due in May was conceived on our boat Labor Day weekend. Who knew Lake Michigan sunsets could be so nice 5-6 miles offshore of Muskegon State Park. My poor kid, way to much information. We may even name the boat after the event just to rub it in for him.
	 
	
	
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		FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Our baby due in May was conceived on our boat Labor Day weekend. Who knew Lake Michigan sunsets could be so nice 5-6 miles offshore of Muskegon State Park. My poor kid, way to much information. We may even name the boat after the event just to rub it in for him. Kickass.... Maybe your baby will be born on my birthday. Tell him to aim for May 30, it's a good day.
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		9 months and 5 days before my birth- my mom's birthday
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Approx. May 19 or so.....Mother's day.....how appropriate as I'm the oldest...
	 
	
	
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