02-02-2009, 01:21 PM 
		
	
	
		Who wants to buy me a Nextel Blackberry?
	
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
	
	
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		02-02-2009, 01:21 PM 
		
	 
	
		Who wants to buy me a Nextel Blackberry?
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 01:23 PM 
		
	 
	
		Why would anybody want to do that?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-02-2009, 01:25 PM 
		
	 
	
		Aren't I worth it?
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 01:37 PM 
		
	 
	
		What will you do for us?
	 
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 01:45 PM 
		
	 
	
		Back to me.... 
	
	
WHen I ask what time is it, aren't you supposed to say... "It's Boss Time!!" Don't you ever listen to the show? :  
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 02:09 PM 
		
	 
	
		Can't I answer your question with the question of my choosing?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-02-2009, 05:58 PM 
		
	 
	
		Why wouldn't you be able to chose your own words?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-02-2009, 07:18 PM 
		
	 
	
		Did it ever occur to you that I may have run out of words? 
	
	
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/harderthe...rlynow.htm 
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.  If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone.  You'll love it.  It's a way of life.
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 08:58 PM 
		
	 
	
		is it possible for any of us to run out of words?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-02-2009, 09:50 PM 
		
	 
	
		Was that a rhetorical question?
	 
	
	
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only.  If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone.  You'll love it.  It's a way of life.
 
	
	
		
		
		02-02-2009, 09:53 PM 
		
	 
	
		Would that be a problem?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-03-2009, 10:46 AM 
		
	 
	
		Why the hell are you walking around on my set?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 10:58 AM 
		
	 
	
		WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I RIPPED DOWN YOUR LIGHTS?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 11:08 AM 
		
	 
	
		+1!! 
	
	
What are we yelling about? 
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 11:28 AM 
		
	 
	
		why is it called yelling, and not speaking very loud?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 11:47 AM 
		
	 
	
		Don't you think that is a question for old english?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 12:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		Does any of it really matter?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 12:40 PM 
		
	 
	
		Does anybody even care?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 01:37 PM 
		
	 
	
		Who here swings?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:07 PM 
		
	 
	
		Are we swinging on a grapevine?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:10 PM 
		
	 
	
		Didn't he hear it through the grapevine?
	 
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:26 PM 
		
	 
	
		Is he about to lose his mind?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:27 PM 
		
	 
	
		you mean about how long someone would be mine?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:32 PM 
		
	 
	
		How long is that?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:43 PM 
		
	 
	
		Wouldn't plungee get upset with you asking another guy that question?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:52 PM 
		
	 
	
		Who gets upset when a homo makes a pass?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:56 PM 
		
	 
	
		you calling me a homo?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-03-2009, 05:56 PM 
		
	 
	
		Does it look like a duck?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-03-2009, 06:02 PM 
		
	 
	
		what does aflak have to do with this?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 04:46 PM 
		
	 
	
		Isn't it actually spelled A-F-L-A-C?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 05:29 PM 
		
	 
	
		Doesn't Aflac give you cash, which is better than money?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-04-2009, 05:41 PM 
		
	 
	
		Aren't cash and money one in the same?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 05:47 PM 
		
	 
	
		Who said they aren't?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-04-2009, 05:48 PM 
		
	 
	
		Didn't you just say that three posts back?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 06:09 PM 
		
	 
	
		Wasn't I quoting a commercial?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-04-2009, 06:29 PM 
		
	 
	
		DAMMIT!  Didn't you get me good on that one?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 06:34 PM 
		
	 
	
		Did you know I didn't even have to try?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-04-2009, 09:40 PM 
		
	 
	
		where did this guy come from ?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-04-2009, 11:47 PM 
		
	 
	
		Wouldn't you, of all people, know?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!  | 
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