02-19-2009, 11:31 AM 
		
	
	
		Are we goig to upset the ambulance drivers again?
	
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
	
	
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		02-19-2009, 11:31 AM 
		
	 
	
		Are we goig to upset the ambulance drivers again?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 11:34 AM 
		
	 
	
		Since we didn't care then, are we really going to care now?
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 11:36 AM 
		
	 
	
		Why should we?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:06 PM 
		
	 
	
		why do i keep forgetting that idi0t automatically becomes ambulance driver?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:10 PM 
		
	 
	
		Is this magic?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:10 PM 
		
	 
	
		What is up with the free cheese steaks to ambulance drivers? 
	
	
	
	
Where do I get mine? 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:11 PM 
		
	 
	
		Is it because  you are an ambulance driver?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:14 PM 
		
	 
	
		Couldn't I be an idiot for a free cheese steak?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:16 PM 
		
	 
	
		Wouldn't rather buy you're own philly that be an idiot to get one?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:18 PM 
		
	 
	
		Isn't free food always better than food you paid for?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:20 PM 
		
	 
	
		Usually, yes, but who wants to be an idiot?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:22 PM 
		
	 
	
		Of course; but would you act like an idiot to get free food if it was a requirement? 
	
	
	
	
*all my meals should be free then. 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:24 PM 
		
	 
	
		But wouldn't everyone know you're an idiot?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:27 PM 
		
	 
	
		Do YOU actually think that I actually care about what others think about ME? Lol
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		Do you think anyone actually cares about you?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:37 PM 
		
	 
	
		Does anyone here actually care about anyone but themselves?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:46 PM 
		
	 
	
		Sometimes, but mostly not.  Why is that?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 12:53 PM 
		
	 
	
		Are they heartless a-hole's consumed by the hatred for their own miserable, insignificant lives?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 02:44 PM 
		
	 
	
		did you ever think that maybe people think they are just better than you?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 02:45 PM 
		
	 
	
		Who doesn't?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:24 PM 
		
	 
	
		do you think we should talk about something else?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:26 PM 
		
	 
	
		What do you want to talk about?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:29 PM 
		
	 
	
		Is there anything worth talking about?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:31 PM 
		
	 
	
		Does asking only questions work like they claim in 40 year old virgin?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:33 PM 
		
	 
	zdunklee Wrote:Does asking only questions work like they claim in 40 year old virgin? Why, are you a virgin? 
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:33 PM 
		
	 
	
		What do you mean?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:34 PM 
		
	 
	
		Are movies like real life?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		What does that method only work for virgins or something?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:35 PM 
		
	 
	
		do you really think they are?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:37 PM 
		
	 
	
		Are what?  Virgins?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:39 PM 
		
	 
	
		What's a virgin and aren't they extinct?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:40 PM 
		
	 
	
		No they aren't.  But will you ever get to see one?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:42 PM 
		
	 
	
		Will Major A-hole ever see one that isn't a virgin either?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:44 PM 
		
	 
	
		I doubt it, what do you think?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 03:54 PM 
		
	 
	
		Probably not. Isn't that depressing?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 05:12 PM 
		
	 
	
		isn't the major a virgin himself?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		02-19-2009, 05:28 PM 
		
	 
	
		Do you doubt that?
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 05:28 PM 
		
	 
	
		He does drive a trk for a living, so why would you doubt that?
	 
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 05:39 PM 
		
	 
	
		Weren't you the one doubting that? 
	
	
I'm so confused. 
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
		
		
		02-19-2009, 05:45 PM 
		
	 
	
		so do we all agree he is then?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]  | 
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