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Congratulations Hot Wings !
#1
We're all very happy for you. 8-)
Wowie Groovie !
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#2
huh?


* I just turned my radio up and stopped working*


Awesome congrats HW!

Name him Howie Jr.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#3
yup
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#4
Not able to listen this monrning. Wifey finally preggo?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#5
Sweet! That gives hope to me and Loki!!

...not that me and Loki are...it's just that were in the same...boat. Ah come on guys, you know what I mean.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#6
Congrats!

The question now is, if it's a boy, what shows up on the ultrasound first: the adam's apple or the crank?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#7
Congrats HW 8-)

The Long and Hard work finally paid off....

not that long and hard work... the IVF.... nevermind...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#8
Congrats Hotwings! 8-)
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#9
Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky...
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#10
Congratulations! Yaaaaa baby!!! If it's a girl you should still name her Howie Jr. Tongue
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#11
your momma Wrote:Congratulations! Yaaaaa baby!!! If it's a girl you should still name her Howie Jr. Tongue

At least the love of pink would make sense then.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#12
Jiggy Wrote:Sweet! That gives hope to me and Loki!!

...not that me and Loki are...it's just that were in the same...boat. Ah come on guys, you know what I mean.

Jiggy, I think that every one knows what you mean...But yes it does give us hope.
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#13
Finally!!! Horray for you and your wife.
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#14
Sweet Jesus! That's just awesome!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#15
congratulations to you and your wife, hot wings.
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#16
Congrats
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#17
Krystal Wrote:Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky...

If he happens to have problems with being tired now, he should just wait for what's in store!
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#18
I was actually overjoyed when I heard about this.

Congrats buddy!
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#19
potthole Wrote:
Krystal Wrote:Congrats, Hotwings, you will soon have a screaming, puking, pooping baby... You're so lucky...

If he happens to have problems with being tired now, he should just wait for what's in store!


I can't wait until he oversleeps, they wake him up live on the air, and he swears live on air
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#20
potthole Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I can't wait until he oversleeps, they wake him up live on the air, and he swears live on air

Hello? ... DUCK!


ha ha ha...yup!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#21
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
potthole Wrote:If he happens to have problems with being tired now, he should just wait for what's in store!


I can't wait until he oversleeps, they wake him up live on the air, and he swears live on air

Hello? ... DUCK!
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#22
Congratulations Hot Wings & family!! Good luck!!
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#23
My son got out of the tub last night and my wife failed to put a diaper on him. A few minutes later there's a big turd on my bedroom floor and a giant wet spot from his piss. These are things you can expect down the road hotwings.

Other things they don't often tell you while you're going through the pregnancy/labor...

She most likely will take a big dump while giving birth.
Astroglide has more than one purpose, it's also used for lubing the baby's head.

Hope and pray your wife doesn't have to have an episiotomy. [Image: Medio-lateral-episiotomy.gif]
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#24
Congrats Hot wings
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#25
Congratulations Hot Wings! Another future broadcaster in the making, I'm sure. Big Grin
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#26
Awesome. Hot Wings can put the baby on the air. The gurgling baby noises will be more entertaining than "What Hot Wings Thinks?"

But in all seriousness, congrats. It was a long, hard journey and I hope the rest of the pregnancy goes well.

If it's a son name him Jeremy.
If it's a daughter name her... Jeremy. What the hell?
I am the irrepressible dark horse.
Film it. Listen to it. Live it. Love it.

All the best,
The Mayor of Awesometown
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#27
I've heard that all they want is for a healthy baby. And to name said baby "Biff".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#28
Is "Biff" an Irish name?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#29
Admin Wrote:I've heard that all they want is for a healthy baby. And to name said baby "Biff".

I am rather fond of Rocky, or Rockette...


or Frank.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#30
Congratulations Hotwings. Finally. I hope everything goes well and all the best. Is Freebeer next? Wink
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#31
they should name the kid adam apple

and if its a girl apple adam

i dont know why, just cuz
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#32
Krystal Wrote:Is "Biff" an Irish name?

It's roots are in Ethiopia but have migrated as far west as Nigeria.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#33
Admin Wrote:
Krystal Wrote:Is "Biff" an Irish name?

It's roots are in Ethiopia but have migrated as far west as Nigeria.

I thought it's roots were in Gotham:

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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#34
RM is totally right and no one could convince me otherwise.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#35
you deserve 100 karma for that
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#36
CONGRADULATIONS!!! I'm very happy for the Hot Wings Family.

Now comes the thread where everyone thinks of horrible names for the kid.

I think Adriana Micheals has a nice ring. Just make sure when naming her/ him to keep in mind what it rhymes with. (smelly shelly, wet the bed fred, fat matt, etc. can be traumatizing). Don't name it Stacey if its a girl, I haven't met a nice Stacey yet.
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#37
sunshyne Wrote:Don't name it Stacey if its a girl, I haven't met a nice Stacey yet.

and stay away from Chris. Everyone with that name is gay.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#38
Congrats Hot Wings! I'm sure you will teach your kid all the important life lessons such as, the difference between nieve/naive, renegading pants, awesome stammering, and your stupid corvette club.
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#39
That is awesome news!! Congrats!!
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#40
CONGRATULATIONS HOT WINGS! You're about to go on the most amazing, incredible, horrifying journey. Welcome to the brotherhood, dude. So happy for you both!
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