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purity test
#1
here is an interesting test
www.puritytest.net

i took the 500 question test here are the results

Your Final Score:

52.2% pure
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#2
87.2%

I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#3
200 question test.

77%. I guess I need to be more of a deviant.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#4
either that or i should be less of one.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#5
Krystal Wrote:87.2%

I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.

Or a man in you
Wowie Groovie !
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#6
Titan ! Wrote:
Krystal Wrote:87.2%

I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.

Or a man in you

I was being circumspect, but that is pretty much what I meant. I'm contemplating taking applications.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#7
Titan ! Wrote:
Krystal Wrote:87.2%

I need to get a life. Or a man in my life.

Or a man in you

I'm guessing that's how Philly Mike got such a low score.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#8
He got a man in him? I really hope you didn't picture that.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#9
67.6% pure
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#10
I think I must be the good girl of the message board. That kinda sucks.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#11
Rock Monster Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Or a man in you

I'm guessing that's how Philly Mike got such a low score.

that's for me to know and you to fantasize about.


Krystal Wrote:I think I must be the good girl of the message board. That kinda sucks.

if you ever take a trip to the east around the NJ,PA area we can change that...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#12
I'm sure I could whore it up just fine in Nashville if I just put in the effort.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#13
58.2% here.

and Look they even have a question just for Howie:

...had sex, oral sex, or [mutual] masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
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#14
Krystal Wrote:I'm sure I could whore it up just fine in Nashville if I just put in the effort.

oh well then take all the fun out of it for me why dont you. :
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#15
53% Slightly higher than Mike
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#16
Mark the Valet Wrote:53% Slightly higher than Mike

So, apparently you do dudes too, but left out the beastieality(sp?), right?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#17
Oh no, it's the other way around.
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#18
You, sir, are a man-whore.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#19
sounds like rock is homophobic
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#20
Krystal Wrote:You, sir, are a man-whore.
I know. Wanna do it?
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#21
Okay. I need to lower my score anyway.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#22
Krystal Wrote:Okay. I need to lower my score standards anyway.


Fixed.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#23
88.5, that thing was crazy specific.
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#24
Philly Mike Wrote:sounds like rock is homophobic

Homophobic because I make jokes about doing dudes? Yeah.... ok....
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#25
Jo's better than me!!!

Does anyone find that just a little bit surprising?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#26
Rock Monster Wrote:
Krystal Wrote:Okay. I need to lower my score standards anyway.


Fixed.

Or both.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#27
Jo Wrote:88.5, that thing was crazy specific.

You're supposed to tell the truth, dummy.
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#28
Krystal Wrote:Jo's better than me!!!

Does anyone find that just a little bit surprising?

Nope.... she's all talk.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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#29
Mark the Valet Wrote:
Jo Wrote:88.5, that thing was crazy specific.

You're supposed to tell the truth, dummy.

i did, numbnuts.
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#30
So all the stories you told me about wild orgies were fabrication then.
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#31
How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.
That's what she said.
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#32
Curiosity.
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#33
Allyson Wrote:How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.

It is repetitive. I'm surprised I made it all the way through it.
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#34
Krystal Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:How do you guys have the attention span to do this? I get 2 pages in and I feel like I'm going around in circles.

It is repetitive. I'm surprised I made it all the way through it.

yeah it's kind of annoying but they ask referring to all kinds of sexual preferences and all. I am surprised i finished it myself. I will be attempting the 1000 question test when i get the time.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#35
58.2% 500 question
That was disturbing!!
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#36
mainerliser Wrote:58.2% 500 question
That was disturbing!!

No kidding. I feel like my score should be lower just for reading that.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#37
1000 question test
Your Final Score:

52.6%

hmm. not much difference with me.

come on, there has to be someone out there worse than me.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#38
69.4%
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#39
I thought I was in trouble when my score was 93 until the 200's but then the sex questions came in- 69% of all things!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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#40
Hmmmm..... I'm 48.8 This dosn't seem to jive with my morality test ???
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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