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What are you going to do once the undead rise?
-Jiggy- Wrote:
krys Wrote:Did you not read the Cracked article? He talks about the impracticalities of getting to Hawaii.

I guess this clearly shows mine and Titan's clear superiority when it comes to survival situations.

We will rule with an iron fist....fair, yes, but IRON!

I heard you both like the latex fists.
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Rock Monster Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
krys Wrote:Did you not read the Cracked article? He talks about the impracticalities of getting to Hawaii.

I guess this clearly shows mine and Titan's clear superiority when it comes to survival situations.

We will rule with an iron fist....fair, yes, but IRON!

I heard you both like the latex fists.

Yes but I find the latex catches on the hairs and that's just not enjoyable at all.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Hey! how about the Keys in Florida? theres a land route and the 7 mile bridge would be easy enough to defend. Hmm, hurricanes suck though.
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No hurricanes. They are worse than tornadoes, and we've all seen what those do. I think at this point, unless we hijack a large ocean liner, we have equal chances of survival no matter where we are.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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We need to hurry up and figure this out. 23 pages in and we're still debating about a location? It only took us like 1 page to decide on a blue grass band. What ever happened to that fortress/castle that you live by Krys? Did we give up on that?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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Island= good idea

Fortress= good idea

multi pronged attack on local stores to get supplies = good idea

Getting us all to one location ? Not sure that's really feasable.
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-Jiggy- Wrote:We need to hurry up and figure this out. 23 pages in and we're still debating about a location? It only took us like 1 page to decide on a blue grass band. What ever happened to that fortress/castle that you live by Krys? Did we give up on that?

I did not give up on that. However, it really is very small, so fitting everyone in it is just not feasible.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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I say we form separate resistance groups and somehow just stay in communication.

So I know of the Tennessee group, Michigan group and NY group. The Michigan group still gets Mark though. If the outbreak waits until after Sep to spread I can start an Arkansas chapter.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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As long as I get Sunshyne and her gun-toting husband, I am fine with that. Michigan just has to worry about Mark surviving the trip to them.
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krys Wrote:As long as I get Sunshyne and her gun-toting husband, I am fine with that. Michigan just has to worry about Mark surviving the trip to them.


Worry about Mark, come on, he is the mercenary here...
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That is the MOST AWESOME picture I have ever seen in my entire life. Kudos, Titan.
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krys Wrote:As long as I get Sunshyne and her gun-toting husband, I am fine with that. Michigan just has to worry about Mark surviving the trip to them.

I met him Friday night and he is just one helluva guy. Of course, I feel pretty safe with Sunshyne myself!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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You Tennesseeans will have to break out the Bluegrass music. Maybe it will sooth the Hillbilly Zombies and buy you some time for your escape.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Left 4 Dead is free tomorrow for 24 hours, incase anyone needs some training.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2009/...friday.ars
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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sweet
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Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.

Plants might be the answer.

Thus making Howie even more valuable than originally thought
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Have you never seen Little Shop of Horrors??? Plants are NOT the way to go! (Especially when they look like a Bellsprout.)
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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If we can get some damn plants the will EAT a mf zombie, I say we plant as many as we can
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Titan! Wrote:If we can get some damn plants the will EAT a mf zombie, I say we plant as many as we can
Ummmm.... Zombie eating Venus fly traps arn't real. :wtf:
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Zombie Ants!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20...latchy/3231765

Lays eggs in them and then as the larva hatch and eat the brains the ants wander around like zombies! No insane aggression in the ants caused by this process ... yet...

In roughly 2 weeks the empty brainless head pops off! Brutal!
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Link doesn't work Sunshyne.
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damn, let me see if I can find it again.
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New Link:

http://cbs11tv.com/local/zombie.fire.ant...07746.html
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/200905...hy/3231765
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Nice.
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I'm sure it will work as well as the "love bug" cure for mosquitoes in Florida
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Titan! Wrote:Check this out. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.popcap.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.popcap.com/</a><!-- m -->

Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.

Plants might be the answer.

Thus making Howie even more valuable than originally thought

Played it, so far at the night time levels, lack of sun a pain in the ass, got the seed that gets rid of tomb stones so thats helpful. This is probably the best way to go. build a good wall of the walnuts and have some nice firepower behind them, this could create paths for us to go about safely from one place to the other by making paths of these plants to fend off the zombies... best idea so far...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Philly Mike Wrote:
Titan! Wrote:Check this out. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.popcap.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.popcap.com/</a><!-- m -->

Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.

Plants might be the answer.

Thus making Howie even more valuable than originally thought

Played it, so far at the night time levels, lack of sun a pain in the ass, got the seed that gets rid of tomb stones so thats helpful. This is probably the best way to go. build a good wall of the walnuts and have some nice firepower behind them, this could create paths for us to go about safely from one place to the other by making paths of these plants to fend off the zombies... best idea so far...


I bought the full version, and i got to one level where i had 3 double sets of gattling peas each firing through torchwood, lots of fun
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Titan! Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:
Titan! Wrote:Check this out. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.popcap.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.popcap.com/</a><!-- m -->

Maybe we've been going about this all wrong.

Plants might be the answer.

Thus making Howie even more valuable than originally thought

Played it, so far at the night time levels, lack of sun a pain in the ass, got the seed that gets rid of tomb stones so thats helpful. This is probably the best way to go. build a good wall of the walnuts and have some nice firepower behind them, this could create paths for us to go about safely from one place to the other by making paths of these plants to fend off the zombies... best idea so far...


I bought the full version, and i got to one level where i had 3 double sets of gattling peas each firing through torchwood, lots of fun
I just got to the back yard.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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lol this is awesome.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ[/youtube]
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I love that game. I hate the fog levels, and the dolphin riders piss me off. I wonder if there's a cheat for it somewhere
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well here are a couple of things for ya.
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It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Philly Mike Wrote:well here are a couple of things for ya.
guides and faqs: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/959255.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin ... 59255.html</a><!-- m -->

Cheats and unlockables: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/code/959255.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin ... 59255.html</a><!-- m -->


I knew you'd come through for me. I owe you a beer.
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as if just the zombies werent bad enough, they become resourceful. they bring a pole for vaulting, wear football gear, dig underground, and ride dolphins. as if those werent bad enout on top of the ones witht eh exploding jack in the box or the ones that use balloons to fly, they somehow make thier way to the roof
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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I always knew dolphins were traitors.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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ah yes, but the genetic engineerin is on your side.
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I think the dolphins are split between sides. i think we got most of em on our side though. but they probably can be zombified because they are the smartest of all the creatures on the planet and that brain factor probably makes them open to the zombie infection.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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found an easter egg, type the word "Future" during game play
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More required reading from Cracked.com

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as Director of Security I will give 2 bottles of Maker's Mark to anyone who produces actual working copies of any of these weapons.


And, I think we've all been getting a little lax in our zombie prepearations.

That is exactly what they want.

C'mon people be smarter.
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