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Happy News
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05-02-2009, 04:51 AM
For those of you exhausted by the latest death, virus or scandal here's some lighter news!
http://www.happynews.com
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-02-2009, 09:01 AM
I think I'm gonna puke.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
05-02-2009, 01:14 PM
ummm... last time i checked babies aren't cylindrical in shape, they have more of that people shape that fits into one of the bathtubs made for babies perfectly. I would never cramp my child in a bucket, any parent that would use one of these should get their head checked, they are either really stupid and/or really gullible.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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