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Billy Mays found dead at home
#1
Wow, I did not expect this.

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It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#2
Wow, you beat me too it you sum of a beehotch...



Damn, I guess there won't be any new stupid infomercials with him yelling at me now...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#3
Bad week to be famous...
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#4
OMG! Enough with the deaths!!
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#5
They come in 3s and 7s. So I guess this time around it's 7s - David Carrodine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays. Who will be the last two?
That's what she said.
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#6
Allyson Wrote:They come in 3s and 7s. So I guess this time around it's 7s - David Carrodine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays. Who will be the last two?


isn't there a celebrity death pool around here on the forum?

if not, there should be.

edit: nevermind, i'm slow.
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#7
beckyp Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:They come in 3s and 7s. So I guess this time around it's 7s - David Carrodine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays. Who will be the last two?


isn't there a celebrity death pool around here on the forum?

if not, there should be.

edit: nevermind, i'm slow.

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"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#8
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Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#9
They say celebrities die in threes, but leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!! :lol:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#10
Think he was sitting at home reading about all the celebrity deaths as of late and thinking "But wait.. theres more?"
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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#11
I love it!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#12
from michael ian black on twitter
Quote:Now Billy Mays? Increasingly less famous celebrities are dropping like flies: I could be next!
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#13
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Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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yes, yes we can. especially if we order now we get the extra mighty putty and we can get some oxyclean to clean off any rot.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#15
You can add Fred Travalena to the list.

Some of you youngsters may not remember him...
but I'll bet Zane does :mrgreen:
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........ Awesome........
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#17
There will never again be another infomercial close to the same caliber again...

Billy Mays was the KING of paid programming...

He had just recently talked me into Orange Glo.

"This sander represents years of wear and damage"

AHHH priceless
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