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Someone needs to start a SEX THREAD!
#1
............ no but seriously, why is the board so dead lately?... well, more dead than it used to be... we need something to spark this bad boy...
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#2
Need more people to know it exists. It was nice when the guys talked about it all a lot
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#3
The board has been slow/dead because a bunch of us have lost cushy jobs where we used to get on while....working.

The guys don't talk about because the really despise the board. Think about it... It's mostly a bitch fest

and a sex thread just draws the pervs and tards....
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#4
plungerhand Wrote:The guys don't talk about because the really despise the board. Think about it... It's mostly a bitch fest

Bullcrap. I have my settings set to show 50 threads per page. Looking at the 50 threads on the first page of the main FBHW board, I count a grand total of six that I would consider to be a 'bitching' type thread.

I think that the guys on the show think this board is mostly a bitch-fest, but that's just because those are the threads which they seem to park on.
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#5
Lets make this our offical sex thread. Got a mighty cute tounge there Boizalynne.....
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#6
potthole Wrote:
plungerhand Wrote:The guys don't talk about because the really despise the board. Think about it... It's mostly a bitch fest

Bullcrap. I have my settings set to show 50 threads per page. Looking at the 50 threads on the first page of the main FBHW board, I count a grand total of six that I would consider to be a 'bitching' type thread.

I think that the guys on the show think this board is mostly a bitch-fest, but that's just because those are the threads which they seem to park on.
I agree with potthole
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#7
Mad Dog Wrote:Lets make this our offical sex thread. Got a mighty cute tounge there Boizalynne.....

LOL! Thanks!
I also have a mighty jealous husband Wink
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#8
boizalynne Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:Lets make this our offical sex thread. Got a mighty cute tounge there Boizalynne.....

LOL! Thanks!
I also have a mighty jealous husband Wink

My lips are sealed!! Tongue
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#9
Bullcrap... Like you really know...
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#10
plungerhand Wrote:Bullcrap... Like you really know...

Like I really know what? What the hell are you talking about plunger?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#11
Mad Dog Wrote:
plungerhand Wrote:Bullcrap... Like you really know...

Like I really know what? What the hell are you talking about plunger?


*Edit* Oh I get it!! Since I've never actually seen Boizalynne tounge, I cant know if its sexy or not right? Well golly gee, I'm going off her avatar. :Moonie:

Quit being a stick in the mud.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#12
I can attest that that really is me in the avatar....

So can Howie and Poopie...

and the chick that looks really freaked out by the awesome-ness of my tounge is my sister... She was jealous of the glory of my porn-tounge.... or scared... same difference.
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#13
Mad Dog Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:
plungerhand Wrote:Bullcrap... Like you really know...

Like I really know what? What the hell are you talking about plunger?


*Edit* Oh I get it!! Since I've never actually seen Boizalynne tounge, I cant know if its sexy or not right? Well golly gee, I'm going off her avatar. :Moonie:

Quit being a stick in the mud.

hey dumbass.. The bullcrap reference should have clued you in that I was talking to pothole... But if you want something, you can amuse me for a min
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#14
plungerhand Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:
plungerhand Wrote:Bullcrap... Like you really know...

Like I really know what? What the hell are you talking about plunger?


*Edit* Oh I get it!! Since I've never actually seen Boizalynne tounge, I cant know if its sexy or not right? Well golly gee, I'm going off her avatar. :Moonie:

Quit being a stick in the mud.

hey dumbass.. The bullcrap reference should have clued you in that I was talking to pothole... But if you want something, you can amuse me for a min

Oh thats right!! I'm supposed to remember everything anyone has typed. It's not like I go back and re-read each thread everytime I check the board. For future reference, in order to avoid confusion, why don't you quote the person your slamming instead of just throwing down behind an innocent bystander.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#15
There are no bystanders... Reading is fundamental. And I have an idea what you can do with your suggestions...
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#16
:popcorn:

[drop]This is super interesting[/drop]
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
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#17
Opus Wrote::popcorn:

[drop]This is super interesting[/drop]


Compared to?...originality ?
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#18
I like sex. Its my new favorite thing to do. Other things I enjoy are eating chocolate, watching NCIS, and plotting world domination.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#19
plungee, I can't help but sense a little animosity in your posts. Where have you been storing the wooden handle to your plunger?

relax dude Wink



oh, and in regards to this thread...(aside from this post)


'Hey look, I've got a ten foot pole....can't...quite...reach...this thread...."
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#20
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:plungee, I can't help but sense a little animosity in your posts. Where have you been storing the wooden handle to your plunger?

relax dude Wink



oh, and in regards to this thread...(aside from this post)


'Hey look, I've got a ten foot pole....can't...quite...reach...this thread...."
A little? ( must try harder ). You of all people should know where I keep my handle...
And as far as relaxing...I am at the beach..does it get anymore relaxed then that? Enjoy the weather and stop being such a pussy
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#21
I think plungee needs to get some secks. Go bang a cabana girl.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#22
0rz0ski Wrote:I think plungee needs to get some secks. Go bang a cabana girl.


You do remember the campground!!!
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#23
PLUNGEE! We had an agreement!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#24
plungerhand Wrote:Bullcrap... Like you really know...

...riiight.
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#25
So much hostility! :thumbdown:
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#26
boizalynne Wrote:So much hostility! :thumbdown:
Nothing but love here
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#27
Potthole's just jealous cause Plungee's on the beach with a margarita IV.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#28
I'm waiting for Margarita Mams.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#29
[Image: wild-things-lead.jpg]


I'll show her where the wild things are...














There sex added.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#30
what the hell is sex?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
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#31
Sex is what your mom gave your dad that one time he got her drunk and you were the unfortunate byproduct of
Wowie Groovie !
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#32
...My dad said we (all four of us) are the unfortunate products of the mailman...
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#33
krystal Wrote:...My dad said we (all four of us) are the unfortunate products of the mailman...


The same mailman, or 4 different ones ?
Wowie Groovie !
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#34
Titan! Wrote:
krystal Wrote:...My dad said we (all four of us) are the unfortunate products of the mailman...


The same mailman, or 4 different ones ?

I'm thinking either/or.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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