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#81
Darn Tootin!!

Gordon or Earnhardt
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#82
Like it matters.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#83
chocolate

flora or fauna?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#84
Queenie Wrote:chocolate

flora or fauna?

If it's Fauna from Dynamo Hum then I'll take Fauna.

Joe's Garage or Sheik Yerbouti?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#85
Sheik Yerbouti

Bigfoot or green men from Mars?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#86
bigfeet

who is your favorite robot on mst3k?
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#87
Tom Servo.

Favorite season?
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#88
whichever season Mike replaced Joel. 6, i think.

why are kittens so darn cute?
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#89
fur. shave them and they're hideous. (...wait, we're talking actual cats, right?)

what's the furthest place you've visited from home?
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#90
China or Australia

Why don't people embrace A.J. Pierzynski?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#91
because he's a catcher.

favorite ice cream flavor?
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#92
Cookie dough

If you could live anywhere in the U.S. where would it be?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#93
Northern Michigan in the summer. North Carolina in the winter.

What's your favorite classic car?
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#94
model t, it's the only one i know.

recent polls show a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. why do you think this is?
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#95
Schools need more maps.

How many colors are in a rainbow?
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#96
7 ROY G BIV

There are 2 tombs of unnamed soldiers in the US. One is in Washington DC. Where is the other?
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#97
21 steps from the other.

Why are earth girls easy?
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#98
Queenie Wrote:21 steps from the other.

Why are earth girls easy?
Because earth boys are hard.

Why are ramen noodles so damn tasty?
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#99
Cause they only cost 10 cents.

Who cut the cheese.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Mayor McCheese

lawn mower on level 3 or 4
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Lawnmowers are on the ground and in the grass.

Maize and Blue or green and white
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Mad Dog Wrote:Lawnmowers are on the ground and in the grass.

Maize and Blue or green and white

maize and blue. if that's a college, i couldn't care less.

what color is your underwear right now?
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I'm not telling another guy, that's gay.

What should I ask to have made for my breakfast tomorrow?
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Pecan Pie

Why is the California government soooooo messed up?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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It's run by an Austrian.

Why can't I get any work done?
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Because you won't stop posting on the message board.

Why did Joe's phone get disconnected?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Nikki got it in the "settlement" Sad

What's that smell?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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Cow guts and miscellaneous parts (ewwwww).

Why can't you take it with you?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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it's glued to my face.

have you ever dreamed about screwing someone from this board?
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Well, there was that one I had about Biff once...


What was your favorite vacation as a kid?
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We never went on vacation.

Carpet or hard wood?
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Carpet

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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I'm not sure, but I bet it would awaken you.

What was up with Bean this morning?
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Queenie Wrote:I'm not sure, but I bet it would awaken you.

What was up with Bean this morning?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Where the hell are my pants?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Pressed and hanging in the closet where your wife always puts them.

Why do we have to go there?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Queenie Wrote:Why do we have to go there?

It's where the voices are telling me to go.

Did they live happily ever after?
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After he started listening to what she told him to do.

Would you like fries with that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Would you like fries with that?

For F's sake no ! I just want to pay for my gas and buy a lottery ticket.

Have you seen the Wacky Packages book ?
Wowie Groovie !
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No, I'm not into gay porn.

Why don't people move out of their mom's basemrnt before they turn 30?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Cause they can't pass the background check due to being a sex offender.

Why can't we burn people at the stake anymore?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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