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A question for my answer
Where are 2 places Hank Hill didn't work and one that he did?

A bottle of water and some vitamins.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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now lets review: if anyone asks you about the big black d you found on my nightstand, what do you tell them you saw?

the chicken is sticky and the floor is not clean.
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Why don't you want to go to the Chinese restaurant?

a football and 3 gloves.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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What did they find during your colonoscopy?

I think a flat head and adjustable wrench will do the trick.
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How are we going to fix the biscuits?

Absolutely gorgeous and twice as nice.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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How would you describe my wife?

Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad.
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Quote:Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad

What are the best elements for a really smelly BM?

If "if's and but's" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Is titan going to have a Merry Christmas?

Put a few olives on it, see if that works.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I can't feel you inside of me, what do I do?

She ate the toe jam!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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What is in Nurses' teeth?

Over the highest mountain and through the valley.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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How do you get to the promised land?

She just won't quit coughing.
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Who did she suck on?


That is the smallest thing i have ever seen.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.

Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?

4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.

Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?

4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.

I'm lost here.
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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jaydethespaz Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.

Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?

4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.

I'm lost here.

Me too sister. I think I didn't see a page jump somewhere. I fail
Wowie Groovie !
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jaydethespaz Wrote:Who did she suck on?


That is the smallest thing i have ever seen.

What did Queen say to Plunger on their first date ?

Mac and PC? Republican or Democrat ? I demand a 3rd choice dammit all !
Wowie Groovie !
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Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?

I think the left one is bigger.
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motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?

I think the left one is bigger.

You weren't here for orientation were you ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:
motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?

I think the left one is bigger.

You weren't here for orientation were you ?

(makes sense to me)

why the hell do you keep drifting left when you walk?

it's my strategy. not pretty, but it gets the job done.
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Guns, rat poison and a 4 dollar whore ?

substance abuse, repeated sexual conquests, and 37 people in star wars costumes.
Wowie Groovie !
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What's pubeface's dream date?

Twice, but the one time wasn't my fault.
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How many times have you been busted, pants down, with a National Geographic open to pictures of elephants?


Titan's three pronged answers.
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Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore?

It's reversable!
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burnking Wrote:Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore?

It's reversable!

Quick! Misspell "reversible"!!!!

My mom did, once.
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Ever regret having kids?

the first one is free but the second really costs you.
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motorboatking Wrote:Ever regret having kids?

ouch
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the first one is free but the second really costs you.

What's the price of A swift kick in the jimmies by Nurse in her shiny red stilettos ?

Amway Global's new line of feminine personal pleasure products.
Wowie Groovie !
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What are titan's favorite products to dream about using?

Guinness and Maker's Mark.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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(well duh )

Guinness and Maker's Mark.

What is there nothing better than.


Because Queen smells like extra sharp cheddar that's been sitting in a swamp for 7 days
Wowie Groovie !
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why do i crave stale cheez-its?

i refuse to dignify that with a response.
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Why did titan choose his stupid ass post before yours?

7 new voice mails.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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What did queen discover while waiting for the results from her latest herpes test ?


How's about a lil soup
Wowie Groovie !
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(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face)

wanna go have a drink with me sometime?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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Uh . . . no, I'm trying to quit??

Where are you going?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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jaydethespaz Wrote:(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face)

wanna go have a drink with me sometime?

Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha.
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha.

What do you mean I don't make sense?

I prefer a ceiling fan.
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What is your favorite form of self-gratification?

The light at the end of the tunnel is actually a train.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Are we getting close to the promised land?

Actually, I just want to sit and enjoy a cold beer.
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want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?

not for a while, i have a rash.
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want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?

Smell-a-vision TV
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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