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#1
10-17-2008, 02:24 PM
Damn near killed him! Big Grin
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#2
10-17-2008, 02:25 PM
Second guy should have ducked Tongue
That's what she said.
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#3
10-17-2008, 02:25 PM
a frayed knot!!! ;D
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#4
10-17-2008, 02:26 PM
Kyle Mead!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#5
10-17-2008, 02:26 PM
I don't remember the how it ends but your mother's a whore.
That's what she said.
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#6
10-17-2008, 02:27 PM
Why do you ask two dogs effing?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#7
10-17-2008, 02:27 PM
And the sheep are nervous.
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#8
10-17-2008, 02:29 PM
MOO! Big Grin
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#9
10-17-2008, 02:30 PM
Ok, I give up. What did you do with the ship?
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#10
10-17-2008, 02:31 PM
The doctor said you were going to die.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#11
10-17-2008, 02:31 PM
Rats! Big effing rats! With dicks this long!
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#12
10-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Why the long face?
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#13
10-17-2008, 02:32 PM
What? You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?
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#14
10-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Winnie the Shit!
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#15
10-17-2008, 02:33 PM
And as he went to say thank you to accept his prize - the princess - his tongue fell off.
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#16
10-17-2008, 02:33 PM
I'll have a coke!
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#17
10-17-2008, 02:34 PM
I'll take the soup.
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#18
10-17-2008, 02:35 PM
I said a Bud Light! ;D
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#19
10-17-2008, 02:37 PM
She told me to give it to her.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#20
10-17-2008, 02:38 PM
you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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#21
10-17-2008, 02:39 PM
You didn't hear of no MFr drowning, did you?
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#22
10-17-2008, 02:40 PM
Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No
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#23
10-17-2008, 02:40 PM
i don't get this thread.
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#24
10-17-2008, 02:40 PM
No, your a bat.
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#25
10-17-2008, 02:41 PM
With a pitchfork!
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#26
10-17-2008, 02:41 PM
orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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#27
10-17-2008, 02:41 PM
Jo Wrote:i don't get this thread.

punch lines to jokes.
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#28
10-17-2008, 02:44 PM
Jo Wrote:i don't get this thread.

Are all you guys on the same team?
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#29
10-17-2008, 02:44 PM
Hey, what about my penguin blowjob?
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#30
10-17-2008, 02:44 PM
No, it's just ice cream.
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#31
10-17-2008, 02:45 PM
airhornahole Wrote:
Jo Wrote:i don't get this thread.

punch lines to jokes.

that was a punch line. ya know, 'cause i'm not so smart and blonde and a girl and voting Obama. i got it all going againest me.
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#32
10-17-2008, 02:46 PM
Jo Wrote:againest

8-)
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#33
10-17-2008, 02:48 PM
Jo Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:punch lines to jokes.

that was a punch line. ya know, 'cause i'm not so smart and blonde and a girl and voting Obama. i got it all going againest me.

I guess I don't know. Because I'm a brunette and a guy and undecided. I got it going against me as well. Just watch any of today's sitcoms, you'll see. We're all idiots. Wink
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#34
10-17-2008, 02:49 PM
Just for Biff.........


*****r
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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#35
10-17-2008, 02:53 PM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Just for Biff.........


*****r

Ah, memories of the 2006 playoffs.....
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#36
10-17-2008, 02:57 PM
Yepo!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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#37
10-17-2008, 02:59 PM
who the hell is fistor?
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#38
10-17-2008, 03:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:who the hell is fistor?

It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?
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#39
10-17-2008, 03:03 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:who the hell is fistor?

It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?

Fetus - the getter of stuff.
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10-17-2008, 03:04 PM
Fistor Wrote:
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?

Fetus - the getter of stuff.

Whaaaa?? I don't get it.
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