The Real Pube face.

[khef]

Sorry if someone already posted.
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[pubeface]

haha, i gotta give it to ya i do look retarded but so would you given you were being ear raped by a semi horn

[khef]

LOL. No it was more the Hair than anything else. Keep up the good work tho, and double up on your coffee intake.

[siggy778]

why did he do that to his hair? I never knew the explanation.

[mayorofawesometown]

Oh God. That hair is brutual.

[Mark the Valet]

Holy balls, he's more of a bro than Benercrombie ever was!
Bleached hair? Hollister shirt? BRO.
Also, the whole business with his band is a lame attempt to be cool too:
"Hey guys check out the name of my band, it's totally an inside joke and only like 4 people get it. Yeah I'm pretty awesome, I know."

You guys should also know that the guy who parks cars for a living holds the best reasons to judge and insult someone on the way they look.
Yeah, real credible career path you got going on there, stupid.

[pubeface]

wow, good one duechebag, you wanna talk about lame jokes no one gets? i totally understand that crap about parking cars for a living, but you left out the part where you go home to your mom's basement and check how many teenage boys responded to your online dating blog, i got an idea you creepy homo, just die YOUR hair blonde then everyone will have a reason to think you are a worthless minger other than just the fact that you actually are

[chuck0320]

Hardcore retort.... until you spelled dye wrong... /fail 8-)

[Biff]

wow, good one duechebag, you wanna talk about lame jokes no one gets? i totally understand that crap about parking cars for a living, but you left out the part where you go home to your mom's basement and check how many teenage boys responded to your online dating blog, i got an idea you creepy homo, just die YOUR hair blonde then everyone will have a reason to think you are a worthless minger other than just the fact that you actually are

What's missing from the above?

Capitalization.
Punctuation.
Paragraphs.
Rhyme.
Reason.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Yeah man. You gotta either learn how to roll with the punches and not take things to heart in the field you're in, or you need to come up with some slightly more educated sounding retorts.

This is 8 mile, and you look right at home with the hair! C'mon B Rabbit, the battle has started! Let it rip! (hints: don't be a dick, don't use generic comebacks, and follow Biff's advice above)

[Mark the Valet]

wow, good one duechebag, you wanna talk about lame jokes no one gets? i totally understand that crap about parking cars for a living, but you left out the part where you go home to your mom's basement and check how many teenage boys responded to your online dating blog, i got an idea you creepy homo, just die YOUR hair blonde then everyone will have a reason to think you are a worthless minger other than just the fact that you actually are

Aww, I'm sorry little fella! If you cry more about it then you'll feel better.

[burnking]

wow, good one duechebag, you wanna talk about lame jokes no one gets? i totally understand that crap about parking cars for a living, but you left out the part where you go home to your mom's basement and check how many teenage boys responded to your online dating blog, i got an idea you creepy homo, just die YOUR hair blonde then everyone will have a reason to think you are a worthless minger other than just the fact that you actually are

Aww, I'm sorry little fella! If you cry more about it then you'll feel better.

In my opinion, there isn't much that's more humiliating than being called little fella.

[pubeface]

true

[Biff]

What's worse, being called "lil fella" or having more negative karma than posts?

[born2bone]

Sorry if someone already posted.
*Disclaimer: The views posted are not the views of the poster. The poster doesn't remember after posting due to Guinness and Jagermeister. Burp. Ok gotta Puke. ;D

THIS GUY IS SMOKIN BALLS!

[pubeface]

well i have no idea what negative karma is, but i'll go with being called lil fella, i dont really know how this message board works but i do see the -32, wow thats rough

[potthole]

well i have no idea what negative karma is, but i'll go with being called lil fella, i dont really know how this message board works but i do see the -32, wow thats rough

The one thing you've got going for you is that you are proof that people associated with the show don't all get a free pass on here. I've seen the occasional remark that people immediately go all ga-ga when somebody from the show posts, but you disprove that theory in a heartbeat!

[burnking]

people dont like me neither.

Maybe this is part of it.

[born2bone]

[fetusfacedwindbag]

You got mad skillz with photoshop, Brian.... ???

[born2bone]

You got mad skillz with photoshop, Brian....

Yes, thank you. that took me all day!

[hussywoman]

nice pubes! you should have thrown some on his face though

[Biff]

I sat here for a bit thinking about what I was going to say about this picture. I was going to say it a lot of different ways but have boiled it down to 9 words:

I don't like it. Don't do it again. Please.

[burnking]

Also, don't be scared and delete posts, you pansy.

[sinisterminister]

Next time, put a real one in there.

[dino]

Next time, put a real one in there.

That's what she said.....

[siggy778]

why did they give him the name pubeface? That's so unfortunate. I mean Loose Wendy and Green Day Gary are on air now and they go by the names they were given (unless I've missed something). There's no way he'll be successful if he uses that name.

[potthole]

why did they give him the name pubeface? That's so unfortunate. I mean Loose Wendy and Green Day Gary are on air now and they go by the names they were given (unless I've missed something). There's no way he'll be successful if he uses that name.

He got the name because when he started, he had some chin fuzz, which they said looked like pubes growing on his face.

Also, there's no rule stating that when he gets a job in radio he must use whatever intern name he was given.

[moobsminger]

I thought it was because his soul patch looked like a landing-strip.

[khef]

Maybe Pube will look like this in a few years. Eat Your wheaties now.

[pubeface]

haha, thats awesome, is that rick flare?

[khef]

Ayuh.

[wholst007]

Ayuh.

lmao

[Mad Dog]

Hardcore retort.... until you spelled dye wrong... /fail 8-)

Where did you get the Banjo playing Hitler avatar?? Unt zhats hilarrious!!

[chuck0320]

I don't remember, I was just looking for something when I set up my profile here and found it. Now I wish I could remember.

[dino]

I don't remember, I was just looking for something when I set up my profile here and found it. Now I wish I could remember.

You got your avatar from http://avatars.jurko.net/ and can be found right here: http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_2900.gif

[lokizilla]

haha, i gotta give it to ya i do look retarded but so would you given you were being ear raped by a semi horn

I thought you like being ear raped..... Dang not living up to expectations.