Zombie Toolset

[doktor]

All you have to do is feel in the blanks :o

[Queenie]

Oh my word. Somebody tell Sunshyne not to come in here!!

[krystal]

I wish someone in TN would do this. Preferably on I-24 East between 5 and 6 when I make my way home from work.

[sunshyne]

are you kidding! thats why I buy all these guns I own! to destroy the ZOMBIES!!

[Philly Mike]

they will be here, it is just those of us who know what is essential will survive, the rest will become fodder for the undead.

here is a good book for those who are unenlightened on the matters of this inevitable disaster


Read it, learn it, follow it.

The army of darkness avatar is no joke, I know the dangers of the undead.

[krystal]

they will be here, it is just those of us who know what is essential will survive, the rest will become fodder for the undead.

here is a good book for those who are unenlightened on the matters of this inevitable disaster


Read it, learn it, follow it.

The army of darkness avatar is no joke, I know the dangers of the undead.

Own it. It is awesome. I am so ready for the zombie apocolypse.

[Philly Mike]

it's good to know there are some hot women out there who know how to be ready for it. At least reassures me that there will be something to look forward to after the living dead make an uprising then become defeated.

[doktor]

I have that one, How to survive the Apocalypse, How to survive a Horror Movie, How to survive a robot uprising, How to build a robot Army, and World War Z.

I'd say i'm well-set.

[Philly Mike]

meh, zombies are real, but everyone knows we don't have to worry about the robots uprising. only crazy people like you and hotwings believe in that

[doktor]

On the off-chance HAL 9000 knocks up Skynet and has a super Robot Hitler Baby.

I'd be prepared regardless.

[Rock Monster]

I have that one, How to survive the Apocalypse, How to survive a Horror Movie, How to survive a robot uprising, How to build a robot Army, and World War Z.

I'd say i'm well-set.

Well set, crazy, whatever you want to call it....

[doktor]

Crazy like a fox...

[krystal]

I have that one, How to survive the Apocalypse, How to survive a Horror Movie, How to survive a robot uprising, How to build a robot Army, and World War Z.

I'd say i'm well-set.

Nice. Remind me to make friends with you when the Apocolypse comes.

[imatoolhed]

shine on you crazy diamond

[Philly Mike]

hey and while you're at it, why not Have A Cigar?

[Mad Dog]

Where's Dr. Stupid when you need him?

[hotzester]

How to escape a zombie attack: Run. Or even just walk quickly.

[sunshyne]

My husband has the zombie survival guide book on tape (actually MP3). That is why we have a long range 308 with a scope for head shots an AR 15 for a little closer, several hand guns and rifles, and lots of sharp things (swords, machetes, etc.). They would work well on terrorists too if the US is attacked in a Red Dawn sort of senario.
If you're prepared for Zombies, you're prepared for most anything.

[Rock Monster]

My husband has the zombie survival guide book on tape (actually MP3). That is why we have a long range 308 with a scope for head shots an AR 15 for a little closer, several hand guns and rifles, and lots of sharp things (swords, machetes, etc.). They would work well on terrorists too if the US is attacked in a Red Dawn sort of senario.
If you're prepared for Zombies, you're prepared for most anything.

I hope I never piss you off...

[sunshyne]

My husband has the zombie survival guide book on tape (actually MP3). That is why we have a long range 308 with a scope for head shots an AR 15 for a little closer, several hand guns and rifles, and lots of sharp things (swords, machetes, etc.). They would work well on terrorists too if the US is attacked in a Red Dawn sort of senario.
If you're prepared for Zombies, you're prepared for most anything.

I hope I never piss you off...

:-[


just kidding

[Philly Mike]

My husband has the zombie survival guide book on tape (actually MP3). That is why we have a long range 308 with a scope for head shots an AR 15 for a little closer, several hand guns and rifles, and lots of sharp things (swords, machetes, etc.). They would work well on terrorists too if the US is attacked in a Red Dawn sort of senario.
If you're prepared for Zombies, you're prepared for most anything.

I hope I never piss you off...

may be difficult. Don't you piss everyone off at least once?

[doktor]

Having not everyone, Philly Mike, i'd say "no"

[Rock Monster]

I hope I never piss you off...

may be difficult. Don't you piss everyone off at least once?

Especially me... I tend to piss a lot of people off... more than once.

[Philly Mike]

may be difficult. Don't you piss everyone off at least once?

Especially me... I tend to piss a lot of people off... more than once.

yeah, but its just your nature.

[Mark the Valet]

This is where I get everyone back on topic:

[krystal]

Why would you need that vehicle on a ship?

[doktor]

Awesome, here's mine.

[Mark the Valet]

Why would you need that vehicle on a ship?

Here's the thing. I wait out at sea until the undead have rotted and their flesh has broken down to where they can't even walk.

I then pull the ship into a dock and take my death tank out on dry land and eliminate the zombie menace. After that, me and the surviving hot chicks re-populate the planet and I go down in history as a hero.

[krystal]

You planned ahead. Good job.

[doktor]

Why would you need that vehicle on a ship?

Here's the thing. I wait out at sea until the undead have rotted

Depending on the particular breed of zombies, this could take years. I hope your ship has a lot of supplies.

[krystal]

Or there are plenty of women to keep on a-repopulatin'

[Mark the Valet]

I hope your ship has a lot of supplies.

See the size of that Effer? I'd be set for a decade.

Plus, I hear the ocean has good fishing.

[krystal]

I hope your ship has a lot of supplies.

See the size of that effer? I'd be set for a decade.

Plus, I hear the ocean has good fishing.

I would think so, anyways.

[doktor]

Hrm...

[Mark the Valet]

Or there are plenty of women to keep on a-repopulatin'

FACT. Women would will themselves to hide and survive just to carry my children.

[Queenie]

I've met him. He's telling the truth.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Plus, I hear the ocean has good fishing.

they'd be zombie fish

[doktor]

animals can't be zombified.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

animals can't be zombified.

wrong..

dogs and crows in Resident Evil

[krystal]

They question is: How would fish become zombified?