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Are you Artistically Inclined?
#1
Whether in music or otherwise.

I write and draw a lot, I haven't picked up my guitars in a long time, haven't felt like it...
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#2
Arts are for hippies.
That's what she said.
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#3
THC =/= Art
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#4
The only thing that I do that is remotely artistic is build my own jigs at work and write posts on this stupid message board.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#5
jigs?
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#6
Can't say I am a complete artist, but I don't think I am too bad either.

Here is a drawing of my daughter I did a few months back.
[Image: IMAGE_115.jpg]
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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#7
I like it :thumbsup:
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#8
I consider myself pretty fortunate because I can use both my artistic brain and my analytic brain relatively equally. I just happen to ENJOY the artistic side more. I've always been a writer, whether it's short stories, scripts, lyrics...whatever. I also adore photography and painting, though I'm saddened that I didn't get my paternal grandfather's gift for painting. I also enjoy guitar and a touch of piano, I can fake my way through the most elementary of drums, plus I played a little violin when I was a kid. I'd love to be able to play the saxophone. too. One of my dreams is to be that guy who can walk past just about any music store, see a display of any random instrument, and be able to play it.
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#9
Philly Mike Wrote:Can't say I am a complete artist, but I don't think I am too bad either.

Did it take you like three hours to shade her upper lip?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#10
Admin Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:Can't say I am a complete artist, but I don't think I am too bad either.

Did it take you like three hours to shade her upper lip?

Hey I tried to draw the picture as it was taken, when she smiles sometimes she bites her upper lip thus no upper lip there.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#11
It's a Napoleon Dynamite quote.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#12
Admin Wrote:It's a Napoleon Dynamite quote.

lol forgot that one

you have to excuse me, my mind has crashed for the night :
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#13
Programming is an art. Okay, not really. Good, concise programming is an art. ;D

I crochet. I make cool afghans like this one:
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#14
0rz0ski Wrote:Programming is an art. Okay, not really. Good, concise programming is an art. ;D

Been a while since i've done so but let me give this a shot at a bad joke.

mybook()
{
"programming"="artform"
}
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#15
Eff no, and my new room, has paint on the walls that allow you to draw on them with sidewalk chalk!!! I can crochet though, Ive made a few blankets Smile
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#16
I'm artistic with my writing when I want to be. I usually don't want to be though, so I'm not.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#17
I can decorate cakes if that counts...

I did some work for the drama dept. while in high school... I can build a pretty mean stage!! I also did the lights and make up.
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#18
Doktor Wrote:jigs?

A jig is another word for a pattern. It usually is just a piece of wood with a hole drilled in it so that I can duplicate other holes drilled in to the carts I work on. However, sometimes they can be very elaborate like little pieces of art that I'm kinda proud of.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#19
I love painting and drawing.

However I am truly horrific at it, so bad so I find it utterly unenjoyable.

I tried writing, but for me it's just too slow of a process. I'm not patient enough to be a decent writer. I've got several short stories and comic book scripts laying half finished (or less) on my desk top.

However, photography satisfies both my artistic and creative side, and my lack of patience.
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#20
i color inside the lines so....yeah, i'm very artistic.
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#21
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These are both pics I did years ago. I don't really do much anymore, though.
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#22
Admin Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:Can't say I am a complete artist, but I don't think I am too bad either.

Did it take you like three hours to shade her upper lip?

I drew a liger once. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#23
Queenie Wrote:
Admin Wrote:Did it take you like three hours to shade her upper lip?

I drew a liger once. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
[Image: Liger_couple.jpg]

actual ligers, huge creatures.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#24
Admin Wrote:
Philly Mike Wrote:Can't say I am a complete artist, but I don't think I am too bad either.

Did it take you like three hours to shade her upper lip?

LOL!!! +
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#25
I'm pretty artsy, I'll have to find some stuff to post.
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#26
some stuff i've done, in a variety of forms...

[Image: art1.jpg]

[Image: art2.jpg]


[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/sVc--UVj4Rg&hl=en[/flash]

[Image: art3f.jpg]
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#27
Krystal Wrote:[Image: 537141585_l.jpg]

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These are both pics I did years ago. I don't really do much anymore, though.
i will never understand how people shade with a pencil and make it look right. the kid's eyes especially came out great. and who doesn't like sideboob?
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#28
dingdongyo Wrote:some stuff i've done, in a variety of forms...

[Image: art2.jpg]

you got guitar hero on the wii??
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#29
Where's torque here? I know that girl has some art talent.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#30
Philly Mike Wrote:Where's torque here? I know that girl has some art talent.

YEP YEP !

The Torque pretty much owns the artist side of this board
Wowie Groovie !
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#31
I also do portraits.

[Image: color-1.jpg]
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#32
Jiggy Wrote:I also do portraits.

[Image: color-1.jpg]

Is this what you spend your unemployed time doing?





on a side note: how much do you charge for those works of art?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#33
Jiggy Wrote:I also do portraits.

[Image: color-1.jpg]

Awesome, I can literally feel the optimism and sense of angst pouring forth from this work of genius. The influence of Jackson Pollock and Don Marco are clearly felt as well.

Well done sir, I may now die a happy man having been enriched by your generous contribution to society.
Wowie Groovie !
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#34
zdunklee Wrote:Is this what you spend your unemployed time doing?

No I also dabble in sculpting. My wife only let's me work with the non-toxic putty however.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#35
Jiggy Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Is this what you spend your unemployed time doing?

No I also dabble in sculpting. My wife only let's me work with the non-toxic putty however.

After she caught you trying to eat it, I don't blame her. Wink
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#36
Queenie Wrote:
Jiggy Wrote:No I also dabble in sculpting. My wife only let's me work with the non-toxic putty however.

After she caught you trying to eat it, I don't blame her. Wink

Have you guys been e-mailing?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#37
I drewed Crash Bandicoot
[Image: CRASH_by_The_Doktor.jpg]
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#38
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I was bored during lunch today. It's really weird looking because I had to take a picture of a picture with my phone, which is not-so-great in the camera department.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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#39
I'm not much on drawing, but my 22 yr old is pretty good:

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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#40
^^Very, very good.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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