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#41
I see the hank JR. and up the ante to dale earnhart JR.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#42
I see your Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and raise you a Dale Jarrett.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#43
I see your Dale Jarrett and raise you a Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#44
I see your Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers and raise a Power Rangers
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#45
I'll see your Power Rangers and raise you a Texas Rangers.
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#46
I see your Texas Rangers and raise you a New York Rangers.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#47
I see your New York Rangers and raise you a Gangs of New York
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#48
I see the gangs of new york and will up you with a New Jack City.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#49
I'll see your New Jack City and raise you City of Angels.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#50
I'll see your City of Angels and raise you an Angels in the Outfield.
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#51
I'll see your Angels in the Outfield and (this ones for the guys) I'll raise you a Dark Angel.


All I can say is Jessica Alba is HOT! :o
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#52
I seed your dark angel and raise you a dark chocolate snickers bar
Wowie Groovie !
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#53
I'll see your dark chocolate snickers bar and raise you a Kit Kat Bar
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#54
I'll see your kit kat and raise you a milky way
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#55
I'll see your milky way and raise you a Roseanne Bar.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#56
I see your Roseanne Barr and raise you Shamu the Whale.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#57
HA!


I see your Shamu the Whale and raise you Free Willy the Whale.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#58
I see willy whale and raise a chilly willy the penguin.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#59
Philly Mike Wrote:I see willy whale and raise a chilly willy the penguin.

I see your chilly willy really is chilly, and I wave my willy in your auntie's general direction
Wowie Groovie !
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#60
I (barely) see your willy and raise you a fart in your general direction.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#61
I smell your fart and know that it smells of elderberries and I raise you a box of Guinness flakes breakfast cereal
Wowie Groovie !
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#62
okay now lets get off of this whole weird topic shift and go back to normal...

I see your guinness whatever and raise you a mcdonalds big breakfast
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#63
I'll see your big breakfast and raise you some McNuggets!!

*note - I'm so glad I didn't go back one page and read what y'all were talking about last night.
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#64
your momma Wrote:I'll see your big breakfast and raise you some McNuggets!!

*note - I'm so glad I didn't go back one page and read what y'all were talking about last night.

It was mostly on page 2

I see your nuggets and raise you 2 filet o Fish with extra tartar sauce... Droooooool
Wowie Groovie !
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#65
I'll see your filet o fish and raise you a long john silver fish and chip meal
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#66
I see your long john silver fish and chip meal and raise you a John Malkovich
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#67
I see your John Malkovich, and raise you a Being John Malkovich.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#68
I see that and raise you a John goodman
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#69
I see your John Goodman and raise you a John Hiatt.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#70
I see your John Locke and raise you a John Stewart.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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#71
I see your John Hiatt and raise you a John Locke.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#72
I see your John Stewart and raise you a Payne Stewart
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#73
I see your Payne Stewart and raise you a Major Payne.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#74
I see your Major Payne and raise you a Major Dad.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#75
I see your Major Dad and raise you a Major Tom.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#76
I see your Major Tom and raise you a Uncle Tom's Cabin
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#77
I see your Uncle Tom's Cabin and raise you a Harriet Beecher Stowe.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#78
I'll see your Harriet Beecher Stowe and raise you a Harriet Nelson.
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#79
I see your Harriet Nelson and raise you an Ozzie Nelson.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#80
I'll see your Ozzie Nelson and raise you a GUNNAR Nelson.

(Like takin' candy from a baby.)
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