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Happy 40th Golden Throat!
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#1
03-18-2009, 07:31 AM
Golden throat turns 40 today, according to the show. Happy B-Day old fart!

here's the best gold cake I could find, without trying too hard:
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03-18-2009, 07:42 AM
Happy Birthday Len!!!

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03-18-2009, 07:51 AM
Have a great day!!!! :-X

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03-18-2009, 08:05 AM
Over the hill my ass!!

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03-18-2009, 08:12 AM
Queenie Wrote:Over the hill my ass!!

...says the *almost* 44 year old fart.
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03-18-2009, 08:16 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Over the hill my ass!!

...says the *almost* 44 year old fart.

Eff you RM!! I'll only be 43 next month. Wink
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03-18-2009, 08:18 AM
Wow, you're almost a full decade older than me Queenie!
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03-18-2009, 08:25 AM
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03-18-2009, 08:30 AM
Queenie Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:...says the *almost* 44 year old fart.

eff you RM!! I'll only be 43 next month. Wink

43, 44, whatever. It really doesn't matter after 35 anyway. Old is Old.
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03-18-2009, 08:42 AM
hotzester Wrote:Wow, you're almost a full decade older than me Queenie!

Thanks for pointing that shit out zesterman!!

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03-18-2009, 09:23 AM
Well on the bright side, you still have what, 7 years before you hit the half century mark??
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03-18-2009, 09:57 AM
You really know how to make my day, huh?
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03-18-2009, 10:11 AM
Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Wink

sorry I had to do it


Happy Birthday Golden Throat!
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03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
Happy birthday, Len!
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03-18-2009, 10:17 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Wink

sorry I had to do it


Happy Birthday Golden Throat!

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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03-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Queenie Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Wink

sorry I had to do it


Happy Birthday Golden Throat!

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Ok, how about the fact that you're old enough to be my mom. (a very young mom, but still feasible)
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03-18-2009, 10:19 AM
Aww man, I thought I was the only one allowed to playfully try to ruin Queenie's day!
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03-18-2009, 10:20 AM
Happy Birthday!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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03-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Ok, how about the fact that you're old enough to be my mom. (a very young mom, but still feasible)


RM, she's only 4 year younger than my mom!
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03-18-2009, 11:04 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Queenie you are almost 2 decades older than me. Wink

sorry I had to do it

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03-18-2009, 11:09 AM
You guys sure know how to please a woman.
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#22
03-18-2009, 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday Len,

It's also Brittany's birthday too. Weird right ?

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03-18-2009, 11:35 AM
I'm going to take a guess that she is younger than me.

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03-18-2009, 11:38 AM
Less than half your age Big Grin
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#25
03-18-2009, 11:39 AM
I couldn't find anything cool that was Golden for your birthday...

so I stole this shovel from a Ground Breaking Ceremony for an old folks home.

I figured it was fitting you have the shovel that was used to break the land for where you will soon be

BAM!

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03-18-2009, 11:40 AM
And twice as hot!
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#27
03-18-2009, 12:16 PM
I thought this was a thread to wish Len a Happy Birthday, not pick on the old woman.

I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them.
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03-18-2009, 12:18 PM
Queenie Wrote:I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them.

As long as the best of them aren't under 35 years old.
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03-18-2009, 12:23 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I'm young at heart, and can keep up with the best of them.

As long as the best of them aren't under 35 years old.

I have 2 sons that are 19 and 22 yrs old and I can keep up with them! Tongue
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