10-07-2008, 06:43 PM
This thread is fast becoming a reminder that I haven't lived
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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10-12-2008, 10:25 AM
potthole Wrote:It is only braking the law if you get caught!nurveen Wrote:I've never
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
10-12-2008, 12:39 PM
nurveen Wrote:potthole Wrote:Ever? You ALWAYS drive at or under the speed limit?It is only braking the law if you get caught! So if you murder someone, and you get away with it, You didn't break the law??
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
10-12-2008, 01:47 PM
nurveen Wrote:potthole Wrote:Ever? You ALWAYS drive at or under the speed limit?It is only braking the law if you get caught! Bull. See post above me for a perfect example.
10-12-2008, 08:11 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:I was talking about driving not murdering somebody. How stupid!nurveen Wrote:It is only braking the law if you get caught!
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
10-13-2008, 03:56 AM
Breaking the law is breaking the law. Sometimes you have to. Most of the time you don't. But the point is if you do something wrong or against the law you still did something wrong, you just didn't get caught.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-13-2008, 05:42 AM
nurveen Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:So if you murder someone, and you get away with it, You didn't break the law??I was talking about driving not murdering somebody. How stupid! Actually, I'd say that your initial response is what is stupid. 
10-13-2008, 06:25 AM
When you girls get done pulling eachother's hair, come back to the game.
I've never eaten lion meat. (And just to clarify since some people don't understand how this game works, you can ONLY respond if you have done the thing that the previous poster has not. In this example you can only post if you HAVE eaten lion meat.)
Wowie Groovie !
10-13-2008, 11:01 AM
Otherwise it would be on the wheel of bad games.
I've never: rode a motorcycle 
10-13-2008, 11:35 AM
dingdongyo Wrote:i've never had a beer. go nuts with that one. Hold on a minute there Hoss, I've seen pictures of you where you look totally wasted (in Vegas). So are you a liquor only drinker?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-13-2008, 11:37 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Breaking the law is breaking the law. Sometimes you have to. Most of the time you don't. But the point is if you do something wrong or against the law you still did something wrong, you just didn't get caught. (buzzer sound)...No witness = No crime 
10-13-2008, 11:45 AM
Queenie Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:i've never had a beer. go nuts with that one. explain what you mean, i don't and haven't drank alcohol. i act stupid naturally. jus' P Wrote:legally, no crime. reality, crime. i separate the 2.Mad Dog Wrote:Breaking the law is breaking the law. Sometimes you have to. Most of the time you don't. But the point is if you do something wrong or against the law you still did something wrong, you just didn't get caught.
10-13-2008, 12:01 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Hold on a minute there Hoss, I've seen pictures of you where you look totally wasted (in Vegas). So are you a liquor only drinker? Relax, have a beer...it's a joke. Watch a mafia movie or a crime drama, or act stupid naturally if that's your thing...
10-13-2008, 12:41 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Hold on a minute there Hoss, I've seen pictures of you where you look totally wasted (in Vegas). So are you a liquor only drinker? Nuff said. I understand. I don't have to be drunk to act stupid either!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-13-2008, 01:41 PM
potthole Wrote:Dude, this isn't a game. It's not ? Then why aren't we keeping score ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-13-2008, 01:42 PM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Otherwise it would be on the wheel of bad games. so, what does lion meat taste like ? And where did you get it ? How was it prepared ? fresh or canned ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-13-2008, 02:26 PM
Titan ! Wrote:potthole Wrote:Dude, this isn't a game. If we only had a ball...We could call it a sport!
10-14-2008, 06:20 AM
hotzester Wrote:I've never...played this game without drinking. Hey look, it is a game. HA HA ! I've never used a DVD as a coaster.
Wowie Groovie !
 
10-14-2008, 05:05 PM
I HAVE fired an ak-47. But I've never driven a tank
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-14-2008, 06:05 PM
I've never wondered why Biff The Almighty hasn't moved this thread to The Wheel of Bad Games
Wowie Groovie !
10-15-2008, 12:36 PM
Titan ! Wrote:I've never seen Gone With the Wind Me neither.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Queenie Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I've never seen Gone With the Wind that's just wrong...both of you!! 
10-15-2008, 12:58 PM
Titan ! Wrote:I've never seen Gone With the Wind I've never worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
10-15-2008, 01:01 PM
Ive never been a peice of ass for a cock at a bar where there were waitresses.
10-15-2008, 01:05 PM
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I've never seen Gone With the Wind Don't, don't you want me You know I can't believe it When I hear that you won't see me |
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