06-22-2008, 08:37 PM
The Free Beer & Hot Wings show sometimes has it's own language. Some may tune in and think "WTF is Kaboobie?" or "I think that guy sitting on his porch checking to make sure his only tooth is still there is a minger but I'm not sure!?!?!" Post some words here and define them. Once a decent consensus is reached they will be added up here and then finally, some poor schmuck wondering what a Bro is has a place to satisfy their curiosity. Now.....discuss amongst yourselves.
Blumpkin- Receiving mouth party while taking a poo
Bro - A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. Their main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually their attire consists of Birkenstocks or flip flops, ripped jeans, an Abercrombie polo with the collar popped, and a hat with a pre-frayed brim.
Coiler - A dump that is so big and long that it wraps around itself inside of the bowl or other fecal receptacle.
Crank - Slang for a penis.
Fetch - White man goo. Also known as: Grog, Man Mayo, Ropes, Strands or Threads.
Hot Zester - An extremely horrendous and rancid fart.
Joe Bucks - Dollars that Joe earns to willingly cast away any semblence of self respect or dignity in the "What Can Joe Do segment."
Kabooby - A greeting used by callers in place of hello. It originated from an old morning show that Eric Zane was a part of in the mid Michigan area. One of the shows hosts would apprently "stumble" through a segement and when it was recognized that there was no saving the bit they would say "Kabooby" as a signal to stop. Eric Zane repeated the story on air and the callers picked up on it and would say "Kabooby" as a greeting.
Minger - and extremely ugly and/or disfigured person, not fit to date and/or breed. Examples: Carnies, Orangeville residents, and Michael Jackson.
Mouth Breather - Typically a person of low class and intelligence that simply does not understand that humans have the ability to breath through their noses. These types of people usually can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Mouth Party - To receive oral.
NARB - Acronym for No Apparent Reason Boner. The term was discovered on the 1/9/09 show from a show code email where a listener was apparently turned on by looking at dolphins at Sea World. Listener Eric attempted to point out that it may have been in fact a NARB but it was determined that the individual was just a creep that was turned on by dolphins.
Neck Queef - A sound that originates from the deep recesses of the throat and is picked up by the mics. It is a pretty much indescribable noise and it typically comes from Free Beers throat.
Plumpy Nut - (1) a peanut butter-like food with a high concentration of nutrients used as aid for malnourished children in third world countries. (2) something sticky that comes out of Eric Zane's Armenian meat missile and makes a squishy sound.
Poo Poo Picasso- Finger-painting with your poo, usually done in bathroom stalls. Also Known As a Doo Doo Divinci.
Push Brown - Meaning to poop, take a dump. AKA make hot squash.
Roman Helmet - The art of placing your hairy sweaty nut sack on a rivals forehead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. Find the victim 2. Ready the forces 3. Engage the nut sack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. Claim victory.
Scoop-n-Feed - The action of wafting a fart into someone's face with a scooping and throwing action, intending to overwhelm them with the horrid scent. The Scoop-n-Feed of a Hot Zester may be ideal.
Sit on a sponge - A euphemism for sexual arousal in a woman.
Toothpick Joke - An attempted joke, often an insult, which fails to be funny due to poor crafting of the joke, poor delivery, or a mix of the two. Toothpick jokes often feature laughter or chuckling during or immediately after the joke by the joke-teller but from no one else. Origins: The term "toothpick" joke originated after an episode of Dumber than Zane Trivia, in which the listener contestant, who was a builder, lost badly. After Free Beer made a decent insult about the builder's inability to do his job, Eric Zane stumbled through the joke, "Yeah, you build like uh... outta like uh... toothpicks." The joke was so poorly delivered, that it warranted a massive beating. The failed joke was so memorable that failed jokes became known as "toothpick" jokes.
Window Licker - See also Mouth Breather. An individual typically known as a Mouth Breather but in this instance is seen riding a bus that is short and peering out the window, mouth agape and plastered to the glass giving the appearance that the certain individual is "licking the windows."
Blumpkin- Receiving mouth party while taking a poo
Bro - A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. Their main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually their attire consists of Birkenstocks or flip flops, ripped jeans, an Abercrombie polo with the collar popped, and a hat with a pre-frayed brim.
Coiler - A dump that is so big and long that it wraps around itself inside of the bowl or other fecal receptacle.
Crank - Slang for a penis.
Fetch - White man goo. Also known as: Grog, Man Mayo, Ropes, Strands or Threads.
Hot Zester - An extremely horrendous and rancid fart.
Joe Bucks - Dollars that Joe earns to willingly cast away any semblence of self respect or dignity in the "What Can Joe Do segment."
Kabooby - A greeting used by callers in place of hello. It originated from an old morning show that Eric Zane was a part of in the mid Michigan area. One of the shows hosts would apprently "stumble" through a segement and when it was recognized that there was no saving the bit they would say "Kabooby" as a signal to stop. Eric Zane repeated the story on air and the callers picked up on it and would say "Kabooby" as a greeting.
Minger - and extremely ugly and/or disfigured person, not fit to date and/or breed. Examples: Carnies, Orangeville residents, and Michael Jackson.
Mouth Breather - Typically a person of low class and intelligence that simply does not understand that humans have the ability to breath through their noses. These types of people usually can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Mouth Party - To receive oral.
NARB - Acronym for No Apparent Reason Boner. The term was discovered on the 1/9/09 show from a show code email where a listener was apparently turned on by looking at dolphins at Sea World. Listener Eric attempted to point out that it may have been in fact a NARB but it was determined that the individual was just a creep that was turned on by dolphins.
Neck Queef - A sound that originates from the deep recesses of the throat and is picked up by the mics. It is a pretty much indescribable noise and it typically comes from Free Beers throat.
Plumpy Nut - (1) a peanut butter-like food with a high concentration of nutrients used as aid for malnourished children in third world countries. (2) something sticky that comes out of Eric Zane's Armenian meat missile and makes a squishy sound.
Poo Poo Picasso- Finger-painting with your poo, usually done in bathroom stalls. Also Known As a Doo Doo Divinci.
Push Brown - Meaning to poop, take a dump. AKA make hot squash.
Roman Helmet - The art of placing your hairy sweaty nut sack on a rivals forehead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. Find the victim 2. Ready the forces 3. Engage the nut sack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. Claim victory.
Scoop-n-Feed - The action of wafting a fart into someone's face with a scooping and throwing action, intending to overwhelm them with the horrid scent. The Scoop-n-Feed of a Hot Zester may be ideal.
Sit on a sponge - A euphemism for sexual arousal in a woman.
Toothpick Joke - An attempted joke, often an insult, which fails to be funny due to poor crafting of the joke, poor delivery, or a mix of the two. Toothpick jokes often feature laughter or chuckling during or immediately after the joke by the joke-teller but from no one else. Origins: The term "toothpick" joke originated after an episode of Dumber than Zane Trivia, in which the listener contestant, who was a builder, lost badly. After Free Beer made a decent insult about the builder's inability to do his job, Eric Zane stumbled through the joke, "Yeah, you build like uh... outta like uh... toothpicks." The joke was so poorly delivered, that it warranted a massive beating. The failed joke was so memorable that failed jokes became known as "toothpick" jokes.
Window Licker - See also Mouth Breather. An individual typically known as a Mouth Breather but in this instance is seen riding a bus that is short and peering out the window, mouth agape and plastered to the glass giving the appearance that the certain individual is "licking the windows."
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
