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#1
04-29-2009, 06:56 AM
Post your stupid songs and lyrics here.

U2 - With or Without Flu
Chicago - You're the Influenza
Guns N Roses - Sweet Swine of Mine
Alan Jackson - Little Piggy
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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#2
04-29-2009, 07:22 AM
Because of You (Kelly Clarkson)
Red, Red, Wine (..."Flu from Swine")
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04-29-2009, 12:43 PM
"Time Has Come Today" - The Chambers Brothers

Swine has come today
Joe and Zane can go their way
Can't put it off another day
I don't care what others say
They say Greg don't listen anyway
Swine has come today
(Hey)

Now the flu has come (Swine) [The background word/shout could be sung by the guys]
There's no place to run (Swine)
I might get burned up by the fever (Swine)
But I had my fun (Swine)
I've been puking and put aside (Swine)
I've been crushed by the tumbling tide (Swine)
And my gut has been psychedelicized (Swine)

(Swine)
Now the flu has come (Swine)
There are things to realize (Swine)
Swineflu has come today (Swine)
Swineflu has come today (Swine)
I'm.......kind of a big deal. People know me.
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04-29-2009, 01:34 PM
Piggy Lane - The Beatles
Yesterday's Swine - Willie Nelson
Pig Poppa - Notorious BIG
Flu Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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04-29-2009, 02:36 PM
I was thinking a little Bob Segar,

"Piggy Flu's gettin out tonighta, Piggy Flu's gettin out tonighta, It got bad, Barak got mad, but now Obama says it's all righta, All the doc's are getting ready to fighta, Piggy Flu's getting out tonight!!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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04-29-2009, 06:04 PM
Ah! Great minds think alike! Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers was my pick too. I emailed them today, but came up with the edited lyrics just now (couldn't think at work...)

I just emailed this to them. I mean, they asked us to, right????

Swine has come today
Young people feeling faint
Can't put off the Dr. another day
I don't care what others say
They say we won't get it anyway
Swine has come today
(Hey)

Oh
The flues have changed today (Hey)
I have no place to stay (Hey)
I'm thinking about the subway (Hey)
My health has flown away (Hey)
My fears have come home to stay (Hey)
Oh my Lord, I have to fly (Hey)
I hope I don't get sick and die (Hey)
I hope I don't get sick and die (Hey)

Now the swine has come (Swine)
There's no place to run (Swine)
I might get burned up by the gun* (Swine)
No more time for fun (Swine)
I've been vaccinated and put aside (Swine)
I've been infected and don't wanna die (Swine)
And my body's been micro-manage-ized (Swine)**

(Swine)
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There is something we must realize (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)

Swine [x11]

Oh
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There's no place to run (Swine)
I might get burned up by the gun* (Swine)
No more time for fun (Swine)
I've been vaccinated and put aside (Swine)
I've been infected and don't wanna die (Swine)
And my body's been micro-manage-ized (Swine)**

(Swine)
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There is something we must realize (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)

Swine [x4]
Yeah
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*ie: the vaccine
** gov't mandated vaccines


And for those of you who have no reference to this great 60s song:

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04-30-2009, 06:40 AM
Was it just me or did Joe actually not sound that bad during his rendition of Piggy Flu ?
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04-30-2009, 06:48 AM
Titan! Wrote:Was it just me or did Joe actually not sound that bad during his rendition of Piggy Flu ?

You're not alone. I thought he sounded great. :lol:
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04-30-2009, 06:57 AM
Hot Wings started strong, but something happeneded along the way. Joe was awesome.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

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04-30-2009, 07:00 AM
Wow, I gotta say this was one of the best bits ever.

A+

well done.
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04-30-2009, 07:00 AM
Zane effing harmonized with himself! NICE.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

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04-30-2009, 08:38 AM
Joe FTW. I've got Piggy Flu in my head.....



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04-30-2009, 08:56 AM
Lol me too! I have to say that was AWESOME! What a great way to start the day! :clap:
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#14
04-30-2009, 09:04 AM
This will be a great page for the survivors to look back on when 99.9% of the world's population is dead in 3 months
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04-30-2009, 09:46 AM
BWN 7 Wrote:[Image: 27K39.jpg]


:lol: Love it.
That's what she said.
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04-30-2009, 01:53 PM
Right now I'm.... Bumming because I had to run the table saw during this bit. :thumbdown: Cry
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04-30-2009, 02:08 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Right now I'm.... Bumming because I had to run the table saw during this bit. :thumbdown: Cry

Don't cry! They have all of them up on the FB&HW website.
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#18
04-30-2009, 08:45 PM
These will rank right up there with the Attack Ads and Christmas Songs. Yay for H1N1!
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