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Marissa = GROSS!
#1
Two guys making out is NEVER EVER hot. Ever.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#2
It will NEVER be socially acceptable for 2 straight dudes to make out. I don't care what that article says.

STRAIGHT DUDES DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH OTHER DUDES. PERIOD.
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#3
From a females perspective, I can honestly say that seeing two guys make out wouldn't be a turn on.
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#4
Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.
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#5
potthole Wrote:Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.
Really? I thought everyone did
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#6
I'm turned on by two chicks making out. Not two doods.

Also, I'm straight.
That's what she said.
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#7
potthole Wrote:Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.


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#8
Allyson Wrote:I'm turned on by two chicks making out. Not two doods.

Also, I'm straight.

Ditto.
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#9
Biff Wrote:Two guys making out is NEVER EVER hot. Ever.

I have to defend myself here...

I've spent two days a week every week with these guys for the past 11 months or so. The majority of this time is spent staring at them. Mark knows for a fact that if any member of the show professed their undying love for me I would break up with him in a second (I'm relatively sure that he would do the same).

Needless to say, I think it would be INCREDIBLY hot to see... oh let's just say... "Show Member #1" make out with ANYONE. If that anyone has to be another man, so be it. It would still be fucking hot. FUCKING HOT. That's why I clarified that it depended on the guys. It can't just be two random guys off the street. It needs to be two incredibly attractive, hilarious men that I have pined for over an extended period of time (like, oh say, 11 months). That way I could substitute myself in my mental replaying of the moment for either guy. It's like a 2 for 1.

That's all.
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#10
Stop harrassing Free Beer and Joe... Marissa.
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#11
MARISSA Wrote:Needless to say, I think it would be INCREDIBLY hot to see... oh let's just say... "Show Member #1" make out with ANYONE. If that anyone has to be another man, so be it. It would still be fucking hot. FUCKING HOT.

It's Joe, isn't it?
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#12
MARISSA Wrote:
Biff Wrote:Two guys making out is NEVER EVER hot. Ever.

I have to defend myself here...

I've spent two days a week every week with these guys for the past 11 months or so. The majority of this time is spent staring at them. Mark knows for a fact that if any member of the show professed their undying love for me I would break up with him in a second (I'm relatively sure that he would do the same).

Needless to say, I think it would be INCREDIBLY hot to see... oh let's just say... "Show Member #1" make out with ANYONE. If that anyone has to be another man, so be it. It would still be fucking hot. FUCKING HOT. That's why I clarified that it depended on the guys. It can't just be two random guys off the street. It needs to be two incredibly attractive, hilarious men that I have pined for over an extended period of time (like, oh say, 11 months). That way I could substitute myself in my mental replaying of the moment for either guy. It's like a 2 for 1.

That's all.

I could see a woman finding it attractive but if you're a dude and you find two guys making out hot, then you're either gay or bi
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#13
MARISSA Wrote:
Biff Wrote:Two guys making out is NEVER EVER hot. Ever.

I have to defend myself here...

I've spent two days a week every week with these guys for the past 11 months or so. The majority of this time is spent staring at them. Mark knows for a fact that if any member of the show professed their undying love for me I would break up with him in a second (I'm relatively sure that he would do the same).

Needless to say, I think it would be INCREDIBLY hot to see... oh let's just say... "Show Member #1" make out with ANYONE. If that anyone has to be another man, so be it. It would still be fucking hot. FUCKING HOT. That's why I clarified that it depended on the guys. It can't just be two random guys off the street. It needs to be two incredibly attractive, hilarious men that I have pined for over an extended period of time (like, oh say, 11 months). That way I could substitute myself in my mental replaying of the moment for either guy. It's like a 2 for 1.

That's all.


I think its ok for you to think that Marissa. Most guys think its hot for two attractive women to make out, so why is it bad if you as a woman think two men you find attractive? Aren't double standards awsome!!! Your not gross Marissa, just more vocal about your inner thoughts than most people. Besides it Joe and Freebeer isn't it?
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#14
MARISSA Wrote:Mark knows for a fact that if any member of the show professed their undying love for me I would break up with him in a second (I'm relatively sure that he would do the same).

Even Zane?

You nasty.
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#15
how have the guys not noticed this thread? I mean seriously this is prime material for at least a segment full interrogation of marissa, full of awkward MSN(marissa sex noise)'s no doubt.
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#16
I agree, if the guys actually paid attention to this board, they'd get at least 15 minutes of show filler a day
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#17
well steev seems to stop by semi-regularly, maybe he'll see this and alert the guys
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.


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Agreed.
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daredevil1 Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.


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Agreed.

You and Howie should have seen the fierce book I had with me at work today. Wink
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#20
potthole Wrote:
daredevil1 Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
potthole Wrote:Likewise, I've never been attracted to two chicks making out.


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Agreed.

You and Howie should have seen the fierce book I had with me at work today. Wink

Twilight doesn't count as fierce Wink
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#21
Marissa IS gross!
She has cooties.
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#22
Give her a cootie shot!

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#23
Are cooties contagious? Cause if they are....
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#24
I'll give her something alright...
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#25
That girl needs 300 cc’s of hot man meat now!
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#26
schuyler16 Wrote:Twilight doesn't count as fierce Wink

Dang straight it doesn't. But this does:

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