03-31-2010, 06:13 PM
Report: Jordan taught Tiger how to womanize
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/36115049/ns/sports-golf/
I didn't bother to read the story. The headline is all I need. Show me a star athlete who needs to be taught how to womanize. All men are born with this ability genetically encoded. The rich, famous and powerful simply have the means to act on it. But it is fun to imagine...
MJ: OK, little buddy, this is lesson one. Are you ready?
TW: Ready, Mr. Jordan.
MJ: Good. Here we go. Repeat after me: Gawd-DAMN! That is one faaaaaahhhn ASS!
TW: Oh, my, she is really quite fetching.
MJ: No, no, STOP! Who are you, Al Gore? Try again. Be nasty, baby!
TW: Whoooo, SHIT! I'd like to put my junk in HER trunk!
MJ: Bravo, gold star. Lesson two...
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/36115049/ns/sports-golf/
I didn't bother to read the story. The headline is all I need. Show me a star athlete who needs to be taught how to womanize. All men are born with this ability genetically encoded. The rich, famous and powerful simply have the means to act on it. But it is fun to imagine...
MJ: OK, little buddy, this is lesson one. Are you ready?
TW: Ready, Mr. Jordan.
MJ: Good. Here we go. Repeat after me: Gawd-DAMN! That is one faaaaaahhhn ASS!
TW: Oh, my, she is really quite fetching.
MJ: No, no, STOP! Who are you, Al Gore? Try again. Be nasty, baby!
TW: Whoooo, SHIT! I'd like to put my junk in HER trunk!
MJ: Bravo, gold star. Lesson two...
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