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Rone
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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you've both got it wrong, its post-whorosis.



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
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No no I got a severe case of post fever and an acute case of whorelaria.



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Kim
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
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Dana...all I have to say is that if you are faking all of this shit; specifically the ovarian cancer, you are one pathetic bitch!

Have you seen up close and personal how cancer ravages a person's body??? Have you seen a person dying of cancer?? I have and all I have to say is that you are one fucked up person if you make all this up for attention!

Maybe someone should give your husband a call to see if he knows about all of your ailments!



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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
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OK I got death on Sept 23rd. She will post and say she's dead. That's why her posts have been off.



This message was edited by The Painter on 7-23-01 @ 8:05 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
fuck, I crapped out. I thought she was going to have mono two weeks after meeting F**.

Damn it, i want a recount!

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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i thought you found a lump in your breast & now you have OVARIAN CANCER?

you shouldn't joke about these things... my sister probably cannot HAVE children due to cysts in her ovaries & the numerous operations she has had....
its not something to joke around about


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Kid Afrika
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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**WARNING** **WARNING**
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**WARNING** **WARNING**

Here we go again.




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This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 7-23-01 @ 9:10 PM
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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How far do your tits hang down when the cancer in your breast it spreads so quickly to your ovaries. On the bright side, I like insane chicks.

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Boodadude
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Dana have you seen Dr. Kennedy He helped uncle Junior with his ass cancer

Arthur Dent
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Ikea, I have to revise my opinion.

Crazy chicks good.
Paranoid bad.
And Hypochiondriac bad.


Dana, would you like to scan and post a note form
your doctor? You can just black out your real name
and address. OR you could just invite Dr. Nick
Riviera stop by Bar 9 tomorrow and tell us himself.


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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
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Im not gonna tool on you for the simple reason that I dont know wtf is going on. I remember you sayin not even a week ago u had a lump in your breast and you were goin to the doctor. How the hell do u have Ovarian Cancer and if u do why are you postin about it? You should be with you family. If u do have it. If u dont I dont want anything to do with just for makin this type of shit up.


Sephiroth
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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quote:

OR you could just invite Dr. Nick
Riviera stop by Bar 9 tomorrow and tell us himself.



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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:00 PM      
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quote:

OK I got death on Sept 23rd. She will post and say she's dead. That's why her posts have been off.
I think Painter is right. I can see the post now...

Dana Dillon Posted on: 9-23-01 @ 12:01 AM
I know that you people think I'm a hypochondriac idiot attention whore.But I don't care what you people think about me.I just found out I am dead.So, let the tooling begin.I'm just hoping there are 2 or 3 of you would like to know, and care!!Be back whenever..........


Dana Dillon
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Why would I lie...my dad died of a brain tumor in Feb.My mom has had trouble's with her uterus, after nine miscarragies.Why do I need to be questioned?NO Fucking reason to lie!

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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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Hey, dummy, you are no longer an adopter. Get rid of that shit in your sig, like, now before your next illness kicks in!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Now I don't ask anybody to share my beliefs
or be involved in my beefs
I am a man, I can stand on my feet
So if you don't want to be in them all I ask is that you don't open your mouth
with an opinion
and i won't put you in them




IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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What was the tiemframe of the 9 miscarriages? They all took place in the span of a week or a month?

EDIT: I missed the obvious joke. Dana: "My mom had 9 miscarriages...AND ONE OF THEM WAS ME!!"

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the man we want to be
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-23-01 @ 11:24 PM
Brokenjaw
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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:58 PM      
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Dana,in real life are you Brian the Intern?

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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posted on 07-23-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
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Dana, you really should get some help than rather talking to this board.


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Dana Dillon
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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It's terminal.Leave it that.

One World.One Soul.
Time Pass.The River Roll.
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GonzoStyle
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

My mom has had trouble's with her uterus,



why does she get fisted by mike tyson? or is she a lying cunt like you are?

And now it is terminal? yet you said nothing about it before?

Ok who had terminal illness on the 23rd you won.

Now dana if you said you had a brain tumor i'd believe it.

Now let me get this straight let's play this game for a second i am being serious.

Say god forbid you find out you have a terminal illness and you know you will die. Now i personally would be shocked to all hell and you know what? I would have no idea what i would do but i know what i would NOT do and that is go on the board and post that i have cancer to gain sympathy.

Who are trying to fuckin fool here?

broken ribs, legs, miscarriages, and now cancer all in a span of 3 months?

Gimme a break.

i know this isn't seans movie thread but with your span of luck these past few months i have a movie for you.

"The Still Call Me Bruce"

I thought hosp was the unlucky guy but i can see i just met the unlucky girl.

Hey dana when they tear out your ovaries from your throat can i have em as a momento?

You remind me of my hypochondriac uncle who has been dying of the same heart attack for 20 years, hey dana please dont kill yourself let us kick the stool out first.


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You laugh when I stumble and fall
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:39 AM      
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Dana...when you were younger did your mother ever read you the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf? Sooner or later something really is going to be wrong with you and no one is going to believe you. The first time I read you had a miscarriage I really felt bad for you, but you've had so many in such a short span that its just not possible, plus if you did in fact have a lump in your breast, no doctor would encourage you to try to have a child. Pretending to be sick isn't funny or a good way to get attention......please find yourself some dignity or at least a new place to post to prey on people's sypathetic characters (Alanis reference sorry).


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




Sephiroth
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:47 AM      
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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Very very funny Seph!!


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




Kim
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:02 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dana you are a fucking loser...you are everything that makes women look like they're helpless and brainless! Why don't you find yourself a doctor who can help you with your "problems" -- I hate to think that you have to live your life paranoid and delusional...That is some messed up shit!

Maybe you need to stay off the board too...you're living in a fantasy world and looks to me like you're avoiding living LIFE! or maybe you might want to venture over to Candyland...perfect match for you :)!!!!!!!!!!



"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
-Maya Angelou

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
Snoteater
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Can i call Lyme Diease in Sept.?

"I won't be active in the day to day operations of the club at all." --George Steinbrenner 1973.


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