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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If you want someone to tell your problems to who will look at you lovingly and ask no questions (reverting to "The Last Boy Scout")....GET A FUCKIN' DOG!!
A "Last Boy Scout" reference?? You f'n rock, man. I love that movie.

Oh, and just to avoid drifting off the topic... Die, Dana. :-)

tankGrrl24
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
DANA I want your ass in fight club!! I don't know why im in a mean mood, Maybe STUPIDITY just pisses me off! I fucking can't stand you! Youre a Liar and a whore who has no life! I take this shit personally, I will make sure that if you show your face at the next function there will be me dragging your ass execution style by your hair over the concrete to really give you something to cry about.Oh wait supposedly you don't have any! JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY AND SAVE ME AND GOD THE TROUBLE PLEASE!!!LOSER, CUNT, TWAT, YEAST INFECTION IN A DRIED SHRIVELED WRINKLED HOLE!

"IF YOU WANT TO STAY A MAN,BACK THE FUCK UP..."I'VE LOST MY MIND,OWN A NINE,AND HAVE GREAT AIM"

fuck adoption it's happened twice and I still haven't graduated!



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 07-29-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
hey tangrrl, if i have a fight, can i enlist you as my backup????????:):):)




In each of us there are 2 forces fighting an endless battle. On one side are the forces of good and on the other side are the forces of evil-Dr. Henry Jeckyll


Now with a new and improved AIM name. IM Faceman713 for all your oa.com needs:)
tankGrrl24
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Absofuckinglutely Faceman!(but only if youre wearing the outfit you are now:)LOL We could be "THE STUPIDITY ANNIHALATING SQUAD" A new brand of superheroes with the power to stop stupidity with a single line! LOL Move over Batman and Robin there's a new dynamic duo Around!!!!

"IF YOU WANT TO STAY A MAN,BACK THE FUCK UP..."I'VE LOST MY MIND,OWN A NINE,AND HAVE GREAT AIM"

fuck adoption it's happened twice and I still haven't graduated!





This message was edited by tankGrrl24 on 7-29-01 @ 4:17 PM
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Found a picture of Dana with her hair cut short:






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GonzoStyle
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

....Hair is cut shor(bald)Dick bag mother



ok you are either bald or not you don't style your hair for chemo you don't cut it short or in dana language "shor". It can grow back and be short but now in a week. Hey dana do you know how back i wanna ass fuck you and smother your head in the pillow right now you waste of fuckin flesh you. This is what i been sending money to jerry's kids for? so they can grow up to be bigger retards. Great thanks jerry lewis i hope you slip in a pile of your own fieces and split your head open and then maybe the tumor will shoot out of your ass.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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AK-47
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
i just read all 6 pages and feel obligated to comment:

I am STUPIFIED.....YOU EFFING TWAT!

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dana, you stupid fucking CUNT (and I HATE that word, so take a guess what that means I think about you)
At least do a little research on a disease and the side effects of it's treatments BEFORE you claim to have it, ok?
First.. you DON'T go into kemo 2 days after being diagnosed, it takes at LEAST a week to schedule that
Second.. you DON'T cut your hair.. it falls out.. and it takes LONGER than a week for that to happen
Stupid assF fucking TWAT!!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Voyer bus window licker
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
is she gone yet??







Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago
E-Mail Me


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Why did I read all this? I should of just came to the last page. I started reading it yesterday but figured everyone has already said what should be said, but....Fuck you!

Cancer??? My mother just finished her Kemo four weeks ago. She has intestinal cancer and had to have part of here small intestines removed, luckily it was still early. They only had to cut out a 5mm piece. I wouldn't of wished it on anyone...except now. To watch someone deteriorate from it, it's sickening. I fealt so bad for my mother, I would've switched places with her in a minute if I could. Now she's having problems with her colon. Do you know what it like for a loved one to tell you she doesn't know how long she has to live??? I held my tears back in front of her because I didn't want to see her how I fealt. I had to leave my parents house yesterday because I just wanted to sit and cry somewhere. So I 'm a puss, real men do cry.

You are absolutley a fucking scumbag for lying about this. Your hair doesn't fall out immediatley or just get shorter. 3 to 4 weeks into the session it starts coming out in clumps. You wake up from sleeping and your pillow is covered with hair. You scratch your head and then you have a bald spot where you scratched. The more I write, the madder I am getting YOU FUCKING SNIVELING CUNT!

I'm done with you and if you are even dumb enough to post on this board again it would show how stupid and ignorant you really are. So go to hell for looking for this attention. God knows you may even like the negative attention.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

McBourbon
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I changed my mind. I want out of the disease pool. I can spend my five bucks on something better. I'm thinking maybe a prize fight. We all put in 5 bucks and let Tank Grrl and Dana go 3 rounds. I figure Tank can beat the living hell out of some psycho like DD, and then at least DD would have something to whine and complain about. Winner takes the pot. And even if Dana does beat Tank (which will never happen), at least we saw a cat fight, right guys?
Although, I wouldn't want Tank to get her hands dirty and have cancer or crabs or glaucoma or something fly off of Dana and get on Tank. That would suck. (By the way, Dana, glaucoma can't be transmitted through the air after a punch...so don't come back here in a week and tell us you got glaucoma in a fight with the husband you allegedly have.)
WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE!?



F you....I'm drinkin' and hockey season's comin' up!

Special thanks to F N Moron for fixing my sig pics and giving me status. Don't eat the mashed potatoes....unless you're into that kind of thing. :)
zootybang
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, my last post in this forum was a joke, but the more i thought about it, the angrier i became.
Last may, my youngest sister, Michelle, was diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia, usually only seen in people 60 and over. she was 20.
I was in the navy, in San Diego, at the time, and i couldnt get on a plane to New York fast enough.
This Goddamn disease tore my soul right out of my body.Anyone here who is a big brother in their family knows exactly what i'm talking about. To see a kid, who, in your mind, will always be your baby sister, who you've cared for, protected, and loved, but didn't tell enough that you did, laying in a hospital bed in seattle, too sick to eat or even drink because the chemo and the radiation resulted in a hard, painful layer of mucus on her throat, has got to be the worst pain this God forsaken world can dish out.
So far, she is in recovery, thanks to a saint in the midwest who donated her bone marrow and happened to be a match. But we have to wait until the 5 year mark before they consider her in the clear.
Dana, if you are on the level, you have no idea how my heart goes out to you and your family.
But if you're not, i hope you DO get ovarian cancer, and you suffer terribly from it before it kills you.





God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

"I dont WANT the retarded snotty-fries"

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
cancer is a horrible thing i had to watch my aunt who was such a sweet woman she didnt drink or smoke ever in her life she survived the war in europe she worked her whole life to support her family and she didnt live to see her 60th b'day.

if you dont have cancer cunt you can lick the syphillis off my thigh after i am done jerking off.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
So GS...you going to start an FU thread to syphillus???;-)

Again Dana, a big FU for being an attention whore.







Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Guess the date for When is her next miscarriage? Any takers?

McBourbon
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
You can jump into the bonus pool too if the miscarriage is because of her cancer or cancer which infected the fetus.

"It's not how far you go...it's how go you far."
(Figure out what movie that's from, oh wizards of the silver screen!)



F you....I'm drinkin' and hockey season's comin' up!
Arthur Dent
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Be careful with that dead horse. It's getting kind of ripe. If you keep beating it with that stick it's gonna... ::sick, wet tearing noises:: ...too late...


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
"I don't read books, but I have friends who do."
-Presidential Candidate George
W. Bush
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- Britney Spears
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And here.. boys and girls.. is the first REALLY big one... her other "pity me" posts were in other forums.. and I'm not going to derail EVERY forum.. since we can all be reminded of what miss Dillon likes to do from her FU comments alone...


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
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wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
finally...took long ennough to get this one up here



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


tankGrrl24
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Magus, WHY???????? I thought she would've died by now
tankGrrl24
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Magus, WHY???????? I thought she would've died by now


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