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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

she is stupid enough to stick it up her ass...lol


quote:

...as for the lumps she has found on her chest...I hate to tell her this...but they are called your tits...you fucking moron...



HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god straw...... You slaaaaaay me!


THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up...
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I'm not going into details... a lot of you know people who have had cancer but I had someone very close to me die of a tumor bursting in their stomach. If you are even remotely lying about cancer...or any other ailments ... I will never ever send you warm wishes and sympathy, nor shead a tear on your grave. You are a heartless attention whore who only gives a shit about making yourself feel better. The only way I would retract these statements is through *PROOF* which NONE of us have even seen/heard/etc other then through your lying soul dictating such false things onto this message board. From now on, until there is proof... no one cares. Keep your personal shit to urself and family. Keep this forum about hating your boss/family members/friends/etc ((like I do)). No one on here needs to know your life story posted in threads.

So.... $5 to get in the pool?I call getting beaten by various members of this message board at the next board function.


Don't Even Bother Asking To Adopt Me...I Know My Way Around Here
McBourbon
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I know I'm new here and don't know you all personally. Plus, I've got that strike for being a Cleveland Deek.....but can I get in on the disease pool with Anthrax for August 4th or 5th? I know it's a cow disease...but it's got to apply, right?



F you....I'm drinkin' and hockey season's comin' up!

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Dana Dillon
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, it's Fucking true Assf's....Hair is cut shor(bald)Dick bag mother.If you think I'm not serious, FINE!!!

One World.One Soul.
Time Pass.The River Roll.
Blame JustJon He Adopted Me!!
Thanks Austin for the sig pic!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Uhhhmmm hi hello Dana, you have a phone call from reality .... Anyway, I'm dying (no pun intended) to see the new haircut you got going on there...come on post us a pic....


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me






This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 7-28-01 @ 9:18 PM
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Name one drug of your chemo regimine.




Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Blame JustJon He Adopted Me!!



Hey...JustJon adopted me too and a few other posters and we are all doing just fine...don't blame the adopter because you are a mutant.


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
[dana dillon]http://www.google.com "chemo drugs", oh wait did I just type that in the wrong place?[/dana dillon]



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

but can I get in on the disease pool with Anthrax for August 4th or 5th?

Is that Anthrax with Joey Belladonna or with John Bush?




Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 07-28-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
havent you gone away yet??????? i bet terminal stupidity for the rest of her life




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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
interesting your hair has been falling out within a week of finding out you have the "big C" how did that happen? What are you like Meadow's roommate from the Sopranos??

A compulsive liar with a dyke cut now, the story gets better and better




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Spork
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Of course, then there's the question:

Since when did doctors mandate that you CUT your hair short during chemo treatments?

Last I checked a *possible* side effect of some chemotherapy drugs would be a LOSS of hair.

Perhaps this is a new side effect - the cutting of one's own hair?

I'm just troubled by the whole thing, frankly!




"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No no spork you got it wrong the doctors cut your hair before the Chemo so they don't have have the hair in their way when they point to the anus where the cancer has mysteriously moved.



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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dana i think you misheard your doctors, they said cut your WRISTS, not cut your hair...there is a big difference




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Ashley Olsen
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 12:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I AM STUPIFIED Dana sorry but you need help big time!!!!!!!!!!! god forbid if anything really ever happens to you



This message was edited by Ashley Olsen on 7-29-01 @ 11:34 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Dana, I can't believe you have the gall ((wait, is your gallbladder gone now too?!)) to try and tell US to shut the fuck up.

BTw, I'm still waiting for proof.


Don't Even Bother Asking To Adopt Me...I Know My Way Around Here
spe5150
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I don't know all the back story on this topic, but I am sickened by someone joking about cancer in any form...going from lump in the breast, to terminal ovarian cancer in 24 hours?! I lost a grandfather to it, almost lost my baby sister to it when she was 14 (Hodgkin's) and can't believe someone would even bring it up just to receive some sympathy (epsecially from this crew). If you want someone to tell your problems to who will look at you lovingly and ask no questions (reverting to "The Last Boy Scout")....GET A FUCKIN' DOG!!

And as far as the ailment pool goes, put me down for AMEBIC DYSENTERY on August 19th....I'm good for the $5.


How would you feel about life...if Death was your sister?

(Looking to get flocked)
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I got a great idea! Dana next time you go in for "treatment" tell us what hospital you'll be at so we can smother you with a pillow....errr I meant visit you and bring you flowers.... If by some random chance you did in fact find a man crazy enough to marry you, I pity him....


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




zootybang
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Not to steal dana's thunder, but my doctor just called and gave me my test results. It doesn't look good,gang. I got the big G. Thats right, gas.
I'll miss you all while i'm in recovery, and i hope you keep me in your prayers[sobs uncontrollably\]I love you guys![sobs uncontrollably\]



God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

"I dont WANT the retarded snotty-fries"


Kim
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
you're bald already??? You're such a fn liar!

Go away already you stupid twat!



The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation."

"Nunc scio quit sit amor."

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
-Victor Hugo


NJ Panther
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Dana...word of advice....seeing as you've made an ASS out of yourself about this cancer thing.....

seek help from Doctor Kennedy.....

I hear he cured Junior of his ass cancer....



"It's soooo cool to meet ya Anthony....(drunkin slurr) I've been a fan since Boston....(more drunkin slurr) I love your skits man..... I'm a big fan"

Uhhhhh...Buttplug?
Voyer bus window licker
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
i hope ur cured of pussy cancer.. but i dont wanna hear about it... i got enough shit to think ab out now






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Voyer bus window licker
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
i hope ur cured of pussy cancer.. but i dont wanna hear about it... i got enough shit to think ab out now

but still.. i wanna see a picture of you posing as an indigo girl... heh






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MamA CaZ
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Blame JustJon He Adopted Me!!



oh GOD... does this mean she's my sister??
is STUPID hereditary???


THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up...
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-29-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

oh GOD... does this mean she's my sister??
is STUPID hereditary???



Well that would make her my sister too....but luckily we were adopted and don't come from the same gene pool that she does :)




Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me






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