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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I was just wondering what kind of talented people we have on the board. Myself, I'm decent with computers, and also not a bad welder.

What odd mix of talents do you have?


You need to git up, git out and git somethin
Don't spend all your time tryin to get high
You need git up, git out and git somethin
How will you make it if you never even try


Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:23 AM      
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i can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time. i am also a champion power napper

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Banana_juice
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
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I am a pretty decent football player, and I am a good bartender. And i am good at what I do for a living which is cellular stuff.



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Sephiroth
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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I can kill a Yak from 200 yards... WITH MIND BULLETS !!

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LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

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'Shrooomer
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

i am also a champion power napper


LOL...that is my specialty, too.
I'm good with animals and am working on
becoming an animal behaviourist.


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Grumpy
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posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I can write my name in the snow in 4 languages in one shot. And I can scare children and small animals just by looking at them. :)


skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
i am a good skier/snowboarder...and i am getting better at being a slacker




AIM: SkiT4you
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
With replies like these, it's no wonder Kid thinks he is better than everybody:)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I can tape all your butts together.

I also like ice cream.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
Kid Afrika
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
So sLASH, you would consider being a WISEASS one of your talents?


You need to git up, git out and git somethin
Don't spend all your time tryin to get high
You need git up, git out and git somethin
How will you make it if you never even try


danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
that's telekinesis, seph...


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


Lgaia
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Did somebody say powernap? I am the Queen of Powernapping!!
Art, Art is my thing. Pastels, acrylics, regular pencil drawings, Batiks. I wanted to be the creator of my own comic book, never too late I guess. I can hear the snickering now, But I'm good with crafts too,& Jewelery. I'm O.K. with computers as well.
Luna, I envy you. I would love to go into something with animals. I'm great with them, but I cant sit through one class without.........hey!! Look at that pretty bird outside...he's so pretty.........pretty little bird...... what was I saying?



SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Kid A wrote:

So sLASH, you would consider being a WISEASS one of your talents?


Well, hUNTINGTON, if you consider pissing off mods a talent then sure;)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I can nail like no one else.

"Nail"

Interpret that however you will.

JackDan1974
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Darts, Drawing, and Drinking of course.





BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Self-proclaimed best damn chef on the board.

I can also scare the shit out of you at my haunted hayride. Click below to see what I mean.


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I can do alphanumeric data entry at 11,000 keystrokes per hour one-handed.

I can also do a pretty damn good Sinatra impersonation, for a chick (but for some reason, I can only hit it dead-on when I'm drunk).

And I can make anyone seem more intelligent than I am just by opening my mouth...or posting in the OT forum.


HydratedPeach
Graduate of FollowThisLogic's School of Hard Knocks
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Self-proclaimed best damn chef on the board.
I would have to say you've got some pretty stiff competition from me...
French and Northern Itailian are my specialties...


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Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me Sluggo667@opieanthony.com AIM...Slugggo667...


spitfire421
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Self-proclaimed best damn chef on the board.

Ahnana, not until we have the cooking contest...when are you boys gonna cook for us ladies?

I have talents in the art of bullshit (I can get myself out of just about anything), and I guess I can sing pretty well. I'm also a spelling/ grammar Nazi and a decent writer.

Oh yeah, I can make a bong out of just about anything :)


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :)
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Self-proclaimed best damn chef on the board.


eeehhhheeeemmmmm............the key words there is self-proclaimed. Get to the back of the bus junior. Boiling water doesn't count as being a chef. Call me when you get being able to do without burning yourself every time.

edit - you too sluggo. Back of the bus with you. have a seat next to Barry.



This message was edited by Grumpy on 10-18-01 @ 11:15 AM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What's the matter, Grump? Jealous? How's the house hunting going? I thought we were gonna settle this in a cook-off after you got through that crap.

Don't underestimate the man in the white polyester suit.;)


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
Cranky Ass
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I've been told i'm quite the cunning linguist.

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posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I can tape all your butts together.

Sloatsburgh, Nice Breakfast Club reference.
I'm pretty good with computers and drinking lots of alcohol in exuberant amounts.



Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Cooking, softball, darts, and drinking people under the table.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Put my name on the first bomb dropped!


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

drinking people under the table.


drinking people's WHAT under the table?



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