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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks??
IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:56 PM |    |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
 | My personal favorite is when GS asks me if..... I think I said a little to much.
What lines have you tried before?
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
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Kid Afrika
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:00 PM | |
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
| Marriage on the rocks there bud?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.
BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"
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njstrawberry
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:00 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
| I asked: Este hilo chupa. ¿Usted no está de acuerdo?
She kindly responded: "SÃ, digo esto hace."
;)
This message was edited by njstrawberry on 12-10-01 @ 11:35 PM |
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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:02 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| haven't used these personally, but one night my friends and I were up drunk and just started thinking of the cheesiest funniest ones we could think of...these are the two best ones that i remember:
"Can I buy you a drink so i'll look better?"
"I'm not very good with pick up lines, so can I just play with your breasts?"
The more things change the more they stay the same.
The more they stay the same, the more I go insane. |
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King Shit
*board owner*
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:03 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
| My favorite is:
'Hey, have any Italian in you? Me neither, I'm a spic.'
I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands |
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...And now the battle between us and them has begun.
JYD-4-LIFE.
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:04 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
| My favorite line I've heard was...Is that sequins you are wearing or are you just happy to see me:)
I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.
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onehung lo434
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:05 PM | |
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Registered: Oct. 00
| "Clean your fucking room !" Never works though
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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:06 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
| Best one I've heard...
"So, You're Shelle Bink..."
tog
Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:10 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
| Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I LOVE THE MORON |
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks??
IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:11 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
| quote:
Marriage on the rocks there bud?
Not at all, just checking for signs of life.quote:
I asked: Este hilo chupa. ¿Usted no está de acuerdo?
She kindly responded: "SÃ, digo esto hace."
quote:
'Hey, have any Italian in you? Me neither, I'm a spic.'
TOG
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:14 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
| "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together..."
And if that doesn't work, then just break a beer bottle over her head and throw her in the trunk.
[Insert witty/profound sig line here]
Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002.
HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY.
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LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.
Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!
JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:16 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
| I have never used this, but, I always thought it would be different:
"Hey Baby, how many T-cells ya got"?
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:20 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
| I lost my keys, can i go home with you?
Nice shoes.. wanna fuck?
So, for breakfast tomorrow... should I call you or nudge you?
You know where those pants would look even better? My floor.
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danked
Dankarella! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:22 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
| "i have weed."
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks??
IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:24 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
| A buddy of mine actually used this line:
Wanna go back to my place for a pizza and fuck.
She slapped him right in the face, and he looked her right in the eyes and said "whats wrong, you dont like pizza?"
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:25 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
| Worst line I've ever heard, but still quite funny:
Not having sex with you would be like going to Disney and not riding Magic Mountain....I would regret it forever....
USA
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njstrawberry
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:25 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
| "Are you hungry because we could go back to my place and you could eat me."
or how about
"So, how high are you going to run my tab before you decide to fuck me?"
perhaps this is more romantic
"They either sprayed this place with insecticide or you just stink. Which is it whore?"
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!
Is It In Yet?
JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:28 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
| "Put down the knife, and let's have sex."
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation |
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Ants in My Pants
Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:30 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
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"So, how high are you going to run my tab before you decide to fuck me?"
Yeah, and you never even answered that one for me. I thought I only had to buy Tony one beer.
This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina. |
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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:32 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
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"i have weed."
Ooooo, come sit by me you hot thing!
Got a lighter? ;)
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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:35 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
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"I'm not very good with pick up lines, so can I just play with your breasts?"
hahahahahaha
A kid I know walked up to a girl and said "Yo, give me your number before I don't want it anymore". The crazy part is that she actually gave it to him.
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njstrawberry
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:37 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
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Yeah, and you never even answered that one for me. I thought I only had to buy Tony one beer.
I thought you said you don't have a vagina. Was I mistaken? ;)
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danked
Dankarella! | posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:38 PM | |
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
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Ooooo, come sit by me you hot thing!
works everytime...
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DannyNoonan
| posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:40 PM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
| Hey, Candy-Ass, I've got a sweet tooth...
::runs away to a distant web-site to hide::
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Squidward
| posted on 12-11-2001 @ 12:10 AM | |
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
| Around here, "Do you have any Italian in you" is usually followed up by "Do you want some Italian in you?" I swear I honestly never used this.
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