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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 2:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I've had sex, I've had ok sex, but I've never had mind blowing sex until recently. Who would have thought that on this message board of fuck ups (said with love of course) I would have met the man who let me experience how awesome mind blowing sex really is. Yup, thanks to KensPen I now know how awesome it can be.

So anybody else ever experience it? Was it the person or the situation that made it so good. In my case, it was definitely the person.



Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah KensPen makes me tremble too...



I used to post on OpieAnthony.com
but I lost my bookmark
and now I can't find the site.

MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
Damn, does that mean it wasn't mind blowing for him if he's cheating on me already?

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Not sure... He didn't mention you. :rolleyes:



I used to post on OpieAnthony.com
but I lost my bookmark
and now I can't find the site.

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Yeah, but can he cook?


You do realize there's a world beyond your monitor, right?
Or are pixels the only thing you have control of?


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I can't cook
but apparently I am a good eater.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I will attempt to comment on the topic...

Mind blowing sex needs 2 things...the person you are having the sex with knowing what they are doing for one...and intense feelings for that person. I have that now and each time it is just amazing sex.
Just wanting to F the person won't work really (in my opinion)...you really need to care for this person, to want to do everything in your power to please them, and they do the same for you...of course I could be way off base, and you just need a pro to have sex with...





This message was edited by skitchr4u on 2-27-02 @ 4:11 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

but can he cook
*checks title of thread* Who cares ;)

The Mrs.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I have had some great sex and not so great sex in my life. But the person who i am with now gives me mind blowing sex. First of all i love him to death which is a big factor with me. And second of all nothing comes but the dawn. I actually have to tell him to stop or else i'm gonna pass out. ;)



Got Porn?
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
wha.. bu.. but.. you said you loved me :(


back to topic: I always thought sex was just sex but then I had really bad sex and realized how great sex used to be.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
JackDan1974
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
I know how addictive great sex can be. I once kept breaking up, and getting back togther with one my X-'s in the course of about three years becasue the sex was just unbelieveable. She had that special talent that very few women have and even fewer master where she can squeese you while you going in and out of her.





MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

you said you loved me
And I do, but KensPen owns my body ;)

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
bitch



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
If his sexual talents are anything like his comedic abilities, I'm guessing he came fast and had nothing left for the rest of the night.





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I'd say, sex is always good but the last time I recall having mind blowing sex, what put me over the top was the fact that we were going at it- practically wrestling for control, and I could still feel each drop of sweat that rolled off of him and fell on my body.

Milfa thanks for reminding me how long its been. I hate you (j/k).

**edit MYLTF**


This message was edited by silera on 2-27-02 @ 4:57 PM
MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

he came fast and had nothing left
Nope, 3 solid hours (pun intended) of mind blowing, over the top, never felt so good sex.

And Silera, at least you had it before - I'd almost given up hope ;)

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Milfa thanks for reminding me how long its been.

whered milfa post?





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Don't be bitter Alkey,
I am sure Ants appreciates that you try.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Ass fuckers of the world, unite!!!


Don't let all your secrets out.





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If his sexual talents are anything like his comedic abilities, I'm guessing he came fast and had nothing left for the rest of the night.
Whoever says Alkey isn't funny should be skinned alive. Viva la Alkey!
quote:

Don't be bitter Alkey,
I am sure Ants appreciates that you try.
He doesn't even have to try.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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opak
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
*grumbles*

Crosses another eligible lady off his list.

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
All sex is mindblowing if you are a guy, even if it's bad it's good. Or something like that!
What did Ken Do? Get you a Male hooker and leave the room? :):):);)

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin


This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 2-27-02 @ 6:42 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Farts smell.

Some stink really bad.

How are YOUR farts?




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"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


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This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 2-27-02 @ 9:57 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
mine smell like spoo

WHATEVER FTL

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Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
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Reaver Strike Battalion
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posted on 02-27-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Mine actually smell like cigarettes.



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I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.


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