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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Things You Would Never Know Without Movies --Part II | ||||
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| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:44 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down. If someone says, "I'll be right back." they won't. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music in your head. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | All hookers have a heart of gold and are only hooking because their pimp captured their daughter and can only see her if she turns tricks. If there is a group of bad guys and one good guy, the bad guys will attack one at a time. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Virgins survive psychotic murderers The black guy will ALWAYS die If you are divorced/separated/estranged, you will survive anything if you are with your ex. There is and easy and obvious way to peep into the women's shower.  220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The hot chick will never go with the handsome millionaire but choose the geeky shlub with the "good personality". A women would suck your dick after anal just so you can shoot your load on her face.  "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Tires CAN make screeching/squealing noises if you peel away on grass or dirt :) Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up! [Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | if your team is losing, put in the kid who sucked all season and he will do a great play and win the game for you whenever your behind enemy lines, just knock out the first guy you see and his clothes will fit you  thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Women will tear your clothes off and just start banging you without buying them dinner. You can pullout and spluge all over a womans face and she will smile when you do it You can surprise your woman by bringing a friend over to bang her with you and she will gladly let him join in You can do anal without having to coax her into it Every woman you bang will have a tattoo You will last ten times longer than normal It is normal to walk in on your lover with another woman and they will both stop what they are doing and rejoice in giving you oral No matter how cheesy the background music is, you will hear your woman moan yes, yes, even with her mouth full.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com jackal420 has been released from foster care. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-16-01 @ 5:07 PM | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: is it just me or is anyone else seeing a trend here?  "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Actually, in one of the Indiana Jones movies, he doesn't fit in the first guys clothes. And Bruce Willis didn't fit in anyone's shoes in Die Hard. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | When running away from a mass murderer (who always walks very slowly) you will ALWAYS trip and fall over nothing then put your hands over your face and yell no no no instead of getting back up and continuing to run Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | i was thining of the indy reference too roger. also... give everyone a medal except the wookie. to please a woman, you just have to find the clitoris! (southpark you sickos, not porn) when a dog shits out a diamond, it's still in perfect shape (saw that last nite, very funny)  darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | fbd just reminded me of another one-- In a junior sports league there will be a girl (who may or nay not have been kicked off the "big" team because she was a girl) who will be laughed at because she is a girl, put on the loser team and be the best player ever and wins the team. Also guns have unlimited ammo until it's a crucial moment when all bullets will mysteriously disappear. And most football and basketball games are TIED until the final 10 seconds when the winning point(s) will be scored in slow=motion. And yes darth, Snatch was a great flick. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-16-01 @ 5:26 PM | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | An Evil Genius will always tell you his entire plan before he thinks he's going to kill you but you will escape and foil his plan anyway. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. | ||||
| darthziggy Isles fan for life | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | hosp, (don't know the entire line, sorry)... "i'm going to put them in an extremely elaborate and easily escapable situation." - gotta love dr. evil and ikea, the fucking squeaking dog was hysterical! darthziggy@opieanthony.com I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens! LET'S GO ISLANDERS | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Hey.... I saw that movie!!!!!!!!
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | All my lessons in life I learned in an hour and a half: | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | keanu reeves still sucks... THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Remember awhile ago for like a week both The Daily Show and COnan O'Brien made references to the quality of Kazaam? hee hee Kazzaam. Also if there's an older mentor called out of retirement to teach a young guy, the older mentor will die. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | If the Amulet of Purity is the only thing which can stop me, I will guard it with the twin dragons of Nebecaneezur, on top of Mount Death, over the River of Strength, and not in my safe deposit box I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving the first 15 minutes of any camp/haunted house/alien invasion.
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| Psycho Bitch
| posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: True but he looks damn good doing it :p I say every leading woman that plays opposite him should just keep saying this throughout the entire movie "Shh honey don't talk, just stand there and look pretty" LMF Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | If you are the Blonde, muscular, golden tan, conceited athlete, you will not get the girl in the end. See "Better off Dead" , "Back to School" or "Karate Kid" You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra Received my GED at Tequila's Academy for "special" children. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: OK who wants to have a weekend getaway at Camp Crystal Lake  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | How about, If you are in a fight, no matter how many people you face, how strong the person is, you always win and never get arrested for disorderly conduct. You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Yeah, OAS and I watch all the same movies... quote: HEY! You will always have the perfect verbal barb for that macho bully, and he will always walk away confused instead of kicking your ass for embarassing him in front of all his friends... and of course, if you work on the Starship Enterprise, and we've never seen you before- you're dead.  Are you phony tough, or crazy brave? | ||||
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