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"this is just a precautionary measure, so that you can't say anything too stupid, Mr. President"
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White people are so scared of black people.
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Britney - eeeewwwww.....is that what tenbat looks like?
Rock - He is one ugly ass mutha fucka, ain't he?
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ewwww. I just got the Rock's acting talent all over me.
britney - ewww.. her rack is this huge. that's disgusting.
rock - yeah baby.. you know what i am cookin' for ya..
With bedroom hair and a wrinkled dress, Brittany tries to regain her composure after tasting what The Rock is cooking.
please get this stinkin' half-breed away from me
Jimbo, you would have won if you included "Rock walks out."
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Today, the Rock and Britney Spears announced that they would spare us the time and effort of making <b>two</b> flop movies by naming their upcoming joint project <i>The Scorpion Crossroads</i>.
"Pssssst....Britanny....im gonna pull out my schlong....lube it up real nice.....turn that sum'bitch sideways....and stick it up your candy ass"
(EDIT: Couldnt get the picture to work. I STINK!!)