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Quote:Originally posted by WiggerCunt

If only you knew it's not just on my mind, it's lots of other places on me too.

The visual of black cock in your cleavage popped into my head. Now I need a shower, because I feel dirty.

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But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!!

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It's hit the wall, and exploded into flames.

OR...

Please welcome the Teri Hatcher of Generation X.

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Look, this jew been left a little too long in zee oven!!!!</b>

Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
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[uncomfortable laugh] Are you kidding? I don't do that anymore. [/uncomfortable laugh]

"This necklace? It's a momento from a one night stand I had with the lead singer of a Jersey cover band. It's his cock ring."

Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
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Slowly but surely, Jennifer Love Hewitt came to the sad realization that her career amounted to nothing more than a <i>fucking Carson Daly punchline</i>.

OR

<b>JLH</b>: "Well, as you know, I would love to be the next Audrey Heburn."
<b>Reporter</b>: "The good news is, your career is already just as dead."

Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
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"What do you mean I'm not famous enough for a 1-800-Collect commercial?"

"HI, I'm your "Star Date" for this evening"

Ken wins.