09-15-2003, 08:38 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
having been know as less than a great orator... bush decided it would be safer if used his fingers to make sure he read the teleprompter correctly
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09-15-2003, 10:03 PM
![[Image: mdf359868.jpg]](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030914/mdf359868.jpg)
I swear the bitch was about this tall but she had balls the size of a texas brama bull. Oh wait, that was Laura, nevermind....
09-15-2003, 10:09 PM
Quote:Originally posted by GrumpyIt's the coolest thing, every time I get into Air Force One, and it takes off like <i>bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnggggg</i>, and then flies around <i>whooooooooosh</i>.
Hee hee, I'm gonna go do it now.
10-23-2003, 12:13 PM
[after being heckled by unruly Aussies, Bush is force to get ghetto on their ass]
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WHAT BITCH?!?! YOU WANT SOME A DIS?!?! YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCH!! I WILL FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP!!!
WHAT BITCH?!?! YOU WANT SOME A DIS?!?! YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCH!! I WILL FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP!!!
10-23-2003, 01:35 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
[after being heckled by unruly Aussies, Bush is force to get ghetto on their ass]
You momma is so fat. No, I'm not joking. Her ass is this big.
10-23-2003, 01:38 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
KANGAROOS!?!?!!?!?! WHERE!?!?!!
10-23-2003, 01:42 PM
So I went to Toronto and when she dropped her panties, I swear she was THIS wide!
10-23-2003, 02:00 PM
Where are the Fosters?
10-23-2003, 03:22 PM
My Austrailian people....lend me your coke.
10-23-2003, 03:32 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
"The Dingo ate muy baby......
and it was THIS BIG!"