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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Sheldon. Well it works better than B.... oh well, nevermind. Hee hee.

It's lunchtime kiddies.


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This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-11-01 @ 12:05 PM
Grumpy
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Solution to the babyboomer/ Social security problem:

If BB + 20 years= bankrupted SS system,

then

you need to eliminate one of the denominators to eliminate a bankrupt SS system. Since Time is constant and you can't eliminate time the solution to the problem is eliminating the Baby Boomers.

So the solution to the babyboomer/bankruptcy problem is simple. We knock off all the babyboomers and the SS system will be safe when we all retire.

Ponderous, fucking ponderous that nobody ever thought of this solution.



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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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So Grumpy, Hitler was just a REEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY good economist?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
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Grumpy, I have thought about that, but it's in violation of ERISA.

Is the denominator the thingie on the top or the bottom?







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Ronreddog
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Hey Grumpy! I smoked the most awesome cigar last night, a Padron Millenium! What a great smoke! Cost $35, and worth every penny!

Hello Ladi, if you get a moment, IM me. ;)


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Hosp,
LMMFAORAIMOFATSTAFDTSUIDD

Grumpy, I'm ready to start protecting Social Security! When do you want to start? I've got few people in mind...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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quote:

Hosp,
LMMFAORAIMOFATSTAFDTSUIDD


Thanks Cap'n, even though I could only make it up to Laughing my Mother Fucking ass off Right after I....


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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Grump, watching Logan's Run?


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Grumpy
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Fellas, it's simple logic and mathematics. You find a solution to a missing variable by eliminating other variables. I'm not condoning Hitler's actions (although I have no idea how that relates other than eliminating people).

Logan's run was an interesting movie. But 35 is too young and there's no fucking way I'm having an eggtimer implanted on my hand.

Other solutions to Social Security:
1 - Retire to a country where the dollar translates well and live like a king.
2 - Win the lottery (not very likely)
3 - Start investing heavily in your future. If you invest $2000 per year in a tax-free mutual fund, in 20 years, it should come out to somewhere near $400,000-500,000 if planned properly.

Here's something else to ponder - You have a choice of retiring at 65 comfortably or sending your kids to college. (forget scholarships/grants/federal assistance). Which do you choose? As a parent, and taking an example from my dad, my kids always come first. Expected tuition for a state school in 15 years is $20-25,000 per year. Multiply that by the number of kids and the number of years each one attends school. So much for retiring.



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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Geez, you walk away to lunch and when you return you learn that the Baby Boomers have become an endangered species.

:::looks over shoulder to see what's lurking in the shadows:::


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heyladiladi
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Hey OAS, check your Hotmail, please.




How's that working out for you, being clever?

o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Lady Tiger, "You've Got Mail"


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-11-01 @ 1:30 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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I'm bored

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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So what can we do to fix that Dream????





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Saturday night went that well hey Dream????


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-11-01 @ 1:28 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Can we play a game or something?? I am really bored...


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Yeah Grumpy, but when the Baby Boomers start to retiree, they will be liquifying their assets. Maybe switching their portfolio from equity to bonds. Do you know what that means? The market will plummet. Your 401(k) and savings will be worth 66% of what it was before.

AND taxes will be higher. It would be better if we just started shooting BB. Make them pay for us instead of us for them. Hell, they should be shot for that damn "I got a brand new rollerskate, you got a brand new key" song.







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Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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quote:

but it's in violation of ERISA



ERISA only applies to private pension plans and the equitable treatment of both active and terminated pensioners.

SS is just a huge effin mess

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Grumpy
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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It's time to play,
It's time to play,
It's time to play
Guess what's in dream's pants.



WoodFloor



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Drunken GW
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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I'd have to go with the Buckwheat in a head lock look.:)

I'd guess wood floor too. But since Grump took it I'll go small hitler mustache.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Hitler mustache


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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This is the thread that wouldn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started posting in it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue posting just because
::back to top::

;)


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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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quote:

ERISA only applies to private pension plans and the equitable treatment of both active and terminated pensioners.



Actually, ERISA also deals with age and pay discrimation, but no one on this board was supposed to know what the hell ERISA means.







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Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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quote:

ERISA also deals with age and pay discrimation



Yes, through the REA and the ADEA, amongst other sections. Sorry Sloat, been working in insurance for a few years now ;-)

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Grumpy
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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ENOUGH ABOUT ERISA AND SOCIAL SECURITY ALREADY!
We agreed that we'd hunt down the baby boomers.

Back to more important matters:
Dream, tell us. What's in your pants?




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