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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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quote:

does that mean my pussycat can come in too?




Well since it's hairless I don't see why not.

wage, I'll be there. Budweiser. I planned on bringing a case.





Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Damn a veteran and a minority? You are so protected that we may never be able to f with you ;-)

Enough with this crap. Wheres the dancing woman???


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
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Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

since most people probably won't drink Reddog!


DOG, that can be misunderstood on just too many different levels...but I'm sure the answer is the same on all of them....You're right! ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning all :)

AP, you were the closest, you learn well grasshopper...

Hey! If Dream gets to bring her pussy, I can bring mine! ;)

not too much slacking today, have to go to a luncheon for my boss-- but hey, it's free food & half a day out of this office :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
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wage
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
hmm, all this beer. maybe some food instead? you guys like bass? corona?

Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
atomic punk
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning everyone! Damn bronchitis. I can't sleep at night, and it makes me want to be at work even less.



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Damn a veteran and a minority? You are so protected that we may never be able to f with you

Nah, we can still fuck with him. Those two things put him on the endangered species list, but he's still not a mod.

quote:

Hey! If Dream gets to bring her pussy, I can bring mine!

Only if I can bring my python.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Now boys...be nice to the pussy




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Metalfan
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Morning you late risers ::coughcoughSpitcoughcough::

Any word on the overnight cleaning crew?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dream, that is so wrong. [godzillavoice]AHHHHHHHHRRRRRHHHHGGGGGG[/godzillavoice]


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Opie696
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posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Good morning fellow slackers. Beautiful day today isnt it? oh and dream u can bring that pussy anywhere, lol.


We're all just monkeys!!
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atomic punk
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
DW - I think your puusycat needs a bath. Is it supposed to be pink? :)



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Ronreddog
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Was just trying to get a "rise" out of you guys yesterday


Ladi, that is not too HARD to do with this bunch of horndogs, includung this one! ;)

So, will SEX be the topic again today? What can I do to move this in that direction?


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Please WOW this bully today!

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
That's one ugly pussy! :)







Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Gah damn, everytime I look at the title to this threaed I get that damn Elton John song stuck in my head.

I´M STILL SLACKING

You could never know what it´s like
Your blood like winter freezes
Just like ice and there´s a cold
Lonely light that shines from you
You´ll wind up like
The wreck you hide
Behind that mask you use

And did you think
This fool could never win
Well look at me,
I´m a comin´ back again
I got a taste of love
In a simple way
And if you need to know,
While I´m still standing
You just fade away

Don´t you know, I´m still standing
Better than I ever did
Lookin´ like a true survivor
Feelin´ like a little kid
I´m still standing
After all this time
Pickin´ up the pieces of my life
Without you on my mind

I´m still standing, yea yea yea
I´m still standing, yea yea yea

Once I never could hope to win
You starting down the road,
Leaving me again
The threats you made
Were meant to cut me down
And if our love was just a circus
You´d be a clown by now



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
ok terrific!
You do know Elton John is geeey...right...or maybe he just likes plaid?


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WHERE THE HELL IS TOT???
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning folks.

I see trouble in the water today. With all the guys looking for a repeat performance of yesterday from the ladies, I see nothing much else going on in here so I know the thread will die early today. Oh well.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey you twin fucking faggots. Do I care that he's gay? I just said that I have the song stuck in my head. I mean I know you want his cock stuck in your ass, but I don't, so keep your stupid observations to yourself.
Why did you have to turn this thread gay so early in the morning?



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I really don't appreciate you insulting my pussy like that ;)....Sorry but I thought that was a funny pic...Check this wacko shit out




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I disagree Hosp. It's early. Give the ladies time to get their f on and it will be fine. I mean right out of the gate Dream and Spit wanted to know if we had any objections to bringing their pussy's along.

And TTB, yes Elton John was gay. So was Freddie Mercury. But John and Queen rocked. We can enjoy their music without wanting to f them in the a you know. Back to school now you two.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Where the naked women at?

K1d, I'll sadly never be a Board Veteran.

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If you are going to bring beer, bring a bag of ice as well. Also, if you have a decent cooler, I'm sure people will need a place to dump their beer. Food will be a welcome alternative as will grills.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think that guys is a little to attatched to his pussy.

Tom Green needs to get a hobby.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
people who are comfortable with their heterosexuality can talk about anything they want............


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"Are you not entertained!?!"

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...

WHERE THE HELL IS TOT???
o&aswallow
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
TTB's, why not move along before Grumpy comes in here and starts bitch slapping your pimmply asses. When you feel you can ad value (like in 5 years or so, maybe) then come back.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey TTB, why don't you just go look for some old board members or something and leave us alone.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.


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